kat
@kpbenson.bsky.social
Born under a rhyming planet. Texan. Bookworm. Peloton-er. Cat mom.
“Liberation day” from my portfolio value, amirite
April 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Liberation day” from my portfolio value, amirite
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HOUSTON IS GOING TO THE FINAL FOUR FOR THE SECOND TIME SINCE 1984! #MarchMadness #ForTheCity
March 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
HOUSTON IS GOING TO THE FINAL FOUR FOR THE SECOND TIME SINCE 1984! #MarchMadness #ForTheCity
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WOMEN👏DON'T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE'S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏ELEVENTH 👏EDITION 👏
February 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
WOMEN👏DON'T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE'S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏ELEVENTH 👏EDITION 👏
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The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord
February 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord
Native Texan here, y’all, and I have to be honest here — I’m just gonna keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico
January 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Native Texan here, y’all, and I have to be honest here — I’m just gonna keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico
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A haunted house but it’s just January 2025
January 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A haunted house but it’s just January 2025
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A lesson from the TikTok Affair should be that bipartisan efforts to preserve U.S. national security are vulnerable to the incoming president getting bought off and switching sides for his own personal and political benefit. Not great!
January 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
A lesson from the TikTok Affair should be that bipartisan efforts to preserve U.S. national security are vulnerable to the incoming president getting bought off and switching sides for his own personal and political benefit. Not great!
currently experiencing chest pains 💀 but 🧡🤘🏻
January 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
currently experiencing chest pains 💀 but 🧡🤘🏻
good morning, Matt Gaetz
a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . ''
ALT: a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . ''
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 5:04 PM
good morning, Matt Gaetz
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The Texas Longhorns advance to the next round after defeating Clemson in the CFP opener 🔥
December 22, 2024 at 12:40 AM
The Texas Longhorns advance to the next round after defeating Clemson in the CFP opener 🔥
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it's Jane Austen's 249th birthday and I hope you'll celebrate by taking a turn about the room, developing a passion for dead leaves, inadvertently falling in love with the last person you could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
December 16, 2024 at 8:04 PM
it's Jane Austen's 249th birthday and I hope you'll celebrate by taking a turn about the room, developing a passion for dead leaves, inadvertently falling in love with the last person you could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
NYT Connections, you are not my friend today.
December 12, 2024 at 3:31 PM
NYT Connections, you are not my friend today.
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Jane Austen’s Spotify Wrapped 2024 just dropped! (Part 1)
December 5, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Jane Austen’s Spotify Wrapped 2024 just dropped! (Part 1)
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Longhorns Dominate Little Bro! 🤘
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Longhorns Dominate Little Bro! 🤘
ok I don’t need to hear anything more from any aggies until next year kthxbye
December 1, 2024 at 5:01 AM
ok I don’t need to hear anything more from any aggies until next year kthxbye
what is this, a Foghorn Leghorn cartoon?
November 28, 2024 at 9:13 PM
what is this, a Foghorn Leghorn cartoon?
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Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention
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Once more into the breach, dear friends! - Henry V in the HEB parking lot, probably
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Once more into the breach, dear friends! - Henry V in the HEB parking lot, probably
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Encourage your children to start a banned book club 📕 💙 ❤️
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Encourage your children to start a banned book club 📕 💙 ❤️
Netflix needs a split-screen feature so I can watch the Mike Tyson fight and the Martha Stewart doc at the same time
November 16, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Netflix needs a split-screen feature so I can watch the Mike Tyson fight and the Martha Stewart doc at the same time
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Bluesky last month vs Bluesky today
November 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Bluesky last month vs Bluesky today