Koenig Ryan
@koenigryan.bsky.social
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Greetings from Puerto Vallarta!
Make sure to wear your sunscreen, kids.
Make sure to wear your sunscreen, kids.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Greetings from Puerto Vallarta!
Make sure to wear your sunscreen, kids.
Make sure to wear your sunscreen, kids.
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al roker surprised this little girl with tickets to the rockettes and she said, “i did that yesterday!” DIVAAA
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
al roker surprised this little girl with tickets to the rockettes and she said, “i did that yesterday!” DIVAAA
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I say it every day but every day there’s a Trump scandal that would be the biggest scandal for like 43 Presidents that swallows the entire term. Every. Single. Day.
A convicted fraudster paid two right-wing lobbyists $960,000 for "seeking a federal pardon" for him. Months later, Trump pardoned him. @postkranish.bsky.social Aaron Schafer www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
The case of a felon who paid lobbyists nearly $1 million to seek a Trump pardon
Nursing home magnate Joseph Schwartz was sentenced in April to three years for defrauding the government of $38 million. Seven months later, Trump pardoned him, but the White House denies a lobbying t...
www.washingtonpost.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I say it every day but every day there’s a Trump scandal that would be the biggest scandal for like 43 Presidents that swallows the entire term. Every. Single. Day.
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Not Bert & Ernie trynna get Jonathan into a throuple
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Not Bert & Ernie trynna get Jonathan into a throuple
I gave my first 5-star rating of the year today.
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I gave my first 5-star rating of the year today.
There is something uniquely gross about skin contact with wet cat food.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
There is something uniquely gross about skin contact with wet cat food.
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the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to.
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to.
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
Is anyone using this? Does it work well?
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is anyone using this? Does it work well?
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More of whatever this is in movies
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
More of whatever this is in movies
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NEW: Sean Duffy frequently calls safety his “top priority” as transportation secretary. But I spent months wading through regulatory notices and found something far different: that USDOT has been delaying, weakening and killing dozens of safety rules, many opposed by the transportation industry.🧵
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
NEW: Sean Duffy frequently calls safety his “top priority” as transportation secretary. But I spent months wading through regulatory notices and found something far different: that USDOT has been delaying, weakening and killing dozens of safety rules, many opposed by the transportation industry.🧵
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An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
With so much great tv coming out right now, this isn’t getting the attention it deserves. A+
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
With so much great tv coming out right now, this isn’t getting the attention it deserves. A+
My last 4 watched
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My last 4 watched
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I cannot express the anger I have right now. If this is real, it means reporters ENABLED continued abuse of minors by not reporting it. The public deserves to know why.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I cannot express the anger I have right now. If this is real, it means reporters ENABLED continued abuse of minors by not reporting it. The public deserves to know why.
I’ve completely my rewatch of the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise and here are my definitive rankings (1-3 are a near tie):
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’ve completely my rewatch of the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise and here are my definitive rankings (1-3 are a near tie):
I sewed this button onto a pair of shorts yesterday by myself. It’s the first thing I’ve ever sewn and I’m very proud!
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I sewed this button onto a pair of shorts yesterday by myself. It’s the first thing I’ve ever sewn and I’m very proud!
I bowled a 156 tonight.
Please clap.
Please clap.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I bowled a 156 tonight.
Please clap.
Please clap.
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More good news!
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
More good news!
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there is a world in which it would make sense for Dems to cave and help reopen the government, for example, if we just got crushed in VA/NJ and voters were blaming us for the shutdown
we are not in that world. we are in the opposite world. trump is taking all the blame and flailing. jesus christ
we are not in that world. we are in the opposite world. trump is taking all the blame and flailing. jesus christ
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
there is a world in which it would make sense for Dems to cave and help reopen the government, for example, if we just got crushed in VA/NJ and voters were blaming us for the shutdown
we are not in that world. we are in the opposite world. trump is taking all the blame and flailing. jesus christ
we are not in that world. we are in the opposite world. trump is taking all the blame and flailing. jesus christ
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Tim Kaine saw Dems win by generational margins in his home state just a few days ago and then decided to cave to the fascists. fucking insane. primary him tomorrow
*SENATE DEMOCRAT KAINE SAYS HE BACKS NEW GOP BILL TO END SHUTDOWN; WINS NEW RESTRICTIONS ON RIFS
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tim Kaine saw Dems win by generational margins in his home state just a few days ago and then decided to cave to the fascists. fucking insane. primary him tomorrow
Sidney Prescott visits Toledo, Ohio
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sidney Prescott visits Toledo, Ohio
Oldest selfie on your phone
December 2013 - on vacation in Key West
(Wear your sunscreen kids)
December 2013 - on vacation in Key West
(Wear your sunscreen kids)
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
December 2013 - on vacation in Key West
(Wear your sunscreen kids)
December 2013 - on vacation in Key West
(Wear your sunscreen kids)
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It is fantastic to wake up the first Wednesday morning in November and to love American voters. Everyone everywhere understood the assignment.
Voting harder works.
The Democratic message on affordability from every part of the party from Spanberger to Mamdani works.
Excellent work, all around.
Voting harder works.
The Democratic message on affordability from every part of the party from Spanberger to Mamdani works.
Excellent work, all around.
What we know, final edition of the night:
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It is fantastic to wake up the first Wednesday morning in November and to love American voters. Everyone everywhere understood the assignment.
Voting harder works.
The Democratic message on affordability from every part of the party from Spanberger to Mamdani works.
Excellent work, all around.
Voting harder works.
The Democratic message on affordability from every part of the party from Spanberger to Mamdani works.
Excellent work, all around.
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BREAKING:
NBC News projects: Prop 50 Congressional Redistricting has been approved.
NBC News projects: Prop 50 Congressional Redistricting has been approved.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
BREAKING:
NBC News projects: Prop 50 Congressional Redistricting has been approved.
NBC News projects: Prop 50 Congressional Redistricting has been approved.