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I am but a Kobold worshipping Dragons and watching Soccer

Werder Bremen
Pohang Steelers
Crystal Palace
Houston Dynamo/Dash
Hartford Athletic
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Why is everyone addicted to gambling, wtf.
Adverts for any type of gambling should just be banned everywhere. That includes sports betting, prediction markets, cryptocurrency, trading individual stocks, and gacha games.
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fuck that guy

Beautiful to watch
oh damn, rag doll physics crazy in real life
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Divorcing Ottawa Senators over Tkachuk

Habs are my homies now🤌
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Mio🤌
STRONG stop from Mio to deny Lokonga from range 💪🙌

39' | #hsvsvw 0-0
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"and just like that it's 2-0 Blues"

What the fuck Ottawa
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I don’t think that Alabama is measurably worse than Notre Dame or Miami. I don’t think their resume is worse. But consider: I don’t want to watch them play football again.
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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MLS got the result they paid for. Congrats to Don Garber for his team winning MLS Cup!
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gotta say, FIFA Peace Prize is dumb as fuck and the theatricality of it all was stupid

But that little trophy was a fuckin banger like, this should be illegal
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
WE BACK
@kobothewizzard.bsky.social and I rank our favorite Bundesliga songs along with some World Cup talk and an impromptu Celta watch-along

youtu.be/WwFp7nrRFpU?...
Slide Tackles Only Episode 6
YouTube video by Slide Tackles Only
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Win, Draw, lose

I love you
Werder Bremen - Lebenslang Grün Weiß
YouTube video by Tiger´s Bremen
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's so good
“neck”: the greatest marching band song played by the often imitated, but never duplicated, southern university’s human jukebox.

[🎥 via southern university]
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Kleindienst? The Twitch streamer?
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Well up for the challenge 🙌🚀

#werder #rblsvw
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
First World Cup since I became interested in the sport

It's in the US

The coolest nations are qualifying

>Tickets are fucking astronomical

>The vibes are going to be fucking rancid because of not only ticket prices but the fear of ICE fucking everything up

Fuck this shit man I'm so mad
Its too bad this mens World Cup is about to have horrible vibes because the kind of teams qualifying are incredibly hype
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Legally, as a Colts hater, this is crazy

But ya really love to see weird shit like this
SVW x NFL 🤝

Bundesliga am Freitag, Football am Sonntag ⚽️🏈

#Werder | #NFL
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Let's go further and say that *all* Extra Time should go to golden goal

Bangers Only
my hot take is that the nwsl playoffs should shift to golden goal for extra time, give me walk-off bangers or give me death
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Bayern couldn't even beat the second best club in Berlin smh

Insanity
UNION BERLIN??????
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Eurosnobs could never make me hate you MLS

Bring back the old Shootouts and be weirder
MLS' biggest issue is they want to be looked at as a serious league.

No, you're not one. That's your most redeeming quality.

We just watched a best of 3 playoff series that ended in 14 taken penalties in a playoffs that doesnt end until December.

Take pride in being weird and dumb.
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Jan Delay - Grün weiße Liebe
YouTube video by JanDelayVEVO
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Been a minute but we back!

Ft: Cape Verde chat, World Cup Chat, my "it's not you it's me" to Stuttgart, multiple crash outs of varying degrees, Serie A, Bundesliga, etc, and me telling people their opinions and tastes in kits are wrong

@johnbenn.bsky.social
Slide Tackles Only Episode 5
YouTube video by Slide Tackles Only
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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been a while, but @frogofbone.bsky.social and I finally recorded again and had way too much to talk about haha

youtu.be/MUTFXW2CyrQ?...
Slide Tackles Only Episode 5
YouTube video by Slide Tackles Only
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bundesliga European Agenda Update

Frankfurt: Draw
Bayern: What do you think
Dortmund: Lmao
Leverkusen Win
Mainz: Win
Freiburg: Win
Stuttgart: Win

Big week for the agenda
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
As an Ottawa Senators fan, am I required to be an Ottawa Charge fan as well?

Or is it all just vibes
October 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
One of the Dynamo podcasts I listen to started talking shit about the Dash and I guess that's one podcast I ain't listening to anymore
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM