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she/they
trans, gay, not as cool as you think
singer-songwriter (I wrote the "Friend of John Darnielle" song) hyperfollow.com/innnni
minors dni
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Queen Bitcher

United States, Census, 1880
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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the far right in America are attempting to smokescreen their own abuse of children, on a large scale. queer people and upsetting art are easy scapegoats. in reality, they’re the culprits. from Epstein to Erika Kirk - the people warning you about “perverts” are the most Godless and craven.
February 15, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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"[Jeffrey] Epstein and his cadre of anti-trans influencers ... used a collective form of DARVO – Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim-Offender – to paint trans people as predators and groomers, to distract from the wretched abuse of trans people by billionaires and other elites."
February 15, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.
look if you want to freak out about people not voting newsom if he's the nominee a week before the 2028 general election, I kinda get it (but don't say you weren't warned). doing it now though is just a weird attempt to strong arm people into supporting him in the primary.
I think most (not all) of the "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom" people are communists who are mad that Americans don't like communism and want to destroy the Democratic party out of revenge. They don't care how many elections Republicans win or how many trans people die as long as the Dems fall.
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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I shouldn't be surprised that scientologists have no idea how massage parlors work, since scientologists don't work lol
February 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Seinfeld "The Strap"
Part 1 of 2
February 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Seinfeld "The Strap"
Part 2 of 2
February 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
K Pop Demon Hunters but make it trans.
HONTR/X

Is this anything ?
February 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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its called an orkiectomy because im getting rid of DA BOYZ
February 16, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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SLUTS
February 16, 2026 at 4:29 AM
"You know I'm something of a sucksmith myself..."
Sucksmith Riley

England and Wales, Census, 1871
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I need a nose ring shaped like Martin from Oblivion.

A Septim piercing if you will.
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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this is still the cleanest fucking character model I’ve ever made. I was cooking with this fox
February 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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He was so real for this
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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It feels like an A24 movie that became a song
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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“Hotel California” has Your Roommate Wrote A Screenplay energy
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
happy valentine's day eat it up you darlings
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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babe would you still like me if i made a suction cup pop noise when im done eating you out
February 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Cult dynamics? In *my* transbian polycule?

It's more likely than you think.
February 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Valentine Lust
February 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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"you're gonna get in trouble for that" lmfao
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM