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*old lady voice*
"I remember when leftists punched Nazis instead of making excuses for them"
Like I also wish I lived in a fantasy world where people say exactly what they mean and aren't hiding things from us and can also win an election just with their friends voting. It sounds like a neat place.
Have had multiple friends say they know Platner in person and like...that's cool, unfortunately there are a lot more voters in Maine than "the handful of people who did SRA with him" so...good luck with that bro
And why do WE have to compromise with the PRO NAZI TATTOO side????

They need to get with the program, not us.
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⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
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thoroughly nazified american industry lol
UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified
I know of more cousin fuckers in northern Maine than in any southern state
Northerners like to act superior to southerners, but I swear I've seen more missing teeth in Vermont than any southern state
"Hear me out" is for cake, not Nazi tattoos
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Ummm.... The timeline on this doesn't work.

Pretty sure it was noted that he'd yet to cover it up w/ some talk that he was going to get it covered up.

If that happened within the last 24 hours... I don't think tattoos don't heal that quickly...
Graham Platner's cover-up tattoo, via WGME (CBS 13 Maine) x.com/MENewsPhotog...
"Maybe the second tattoo isn't really Nazi shit"

He already had ONE Nazi tattoo. How would one accidentally get TWO of them?

C'mon people I know you have a good brain in your head, use it.
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Graham Platner steals from transfem culture once again by posting tits online when things get bad
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my wife pitching marvel movies to me: a ben grimm romantic comedy called The Hand That Cradles The Rocks

“It’s a Love Thing”
Amazing how all these people who have noticed Tay-tay's plausibly deniable MAGA leanings didn't apply the same critical thinking to Platner.

And just as amazing, how Swifties who recognized the problem with him not applying that thinking to her.
Just to point out, these are all Dems or self proclaimed "leftists"
As a resident and voter in Maine, I'm gonna punch anyone who still supports this man

Most of my social circle is finally abandoning him but it took two full days of them showing their asses to finally shut up and listen
Honestly if there's a Maine politician you want dirt on let me know!
Mike Tipping, former candidate in Orono ME, is a sexist asshole who lied to his employer in order to cheat a disabled queer woman out of a bonus.
Ben Chin, former mayoral candidate in Lewiston ME, illegally used his employer's (a 501(c)3 organization) membership database for his campaign.
For example, Liesha Petrovich, of CD2, long time member and volunteer with "PAC I'm legally not allowed to name" is a vocal transphobe who believes that we're the reason Dems are losing and we should be sacrificed.

She has the nerve to put some quote about women's lib on her FB page
In case anyone wants more accurate and correct political goss from Maine, I used to volunteer with the (now defunct) Maine League of Young Voters and also worked at a major "progressive" PAC I legally cannot name (because of an NDA) so I have DIRT.
Normalize calling people fucking idiots when they're being fucking idiots again please.
Once again I'm never getting an apology am I?
It's amazing how after:
- comments making fun of SA
- comments about wishing he could've shot native Americans in the Indian Wars
- comments about wishing he could've shot Filipinos
- working for Blackwater
- having one Nazi tattoo

you didn't see it until the second Nazi tattoo??
...we also ate them then stopped wanting to eat them.