Kleptoplast 🌱
@kleptoplast.bsky.social
Solarpunk, biochem engineer, humanist
This is the bug brigade:
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Copy & paste in your profile if you support the bug brigade
This is the bug brigade:
🪱🐌🐜🦗🪳🦟🪲🪰🐝🦋🐞🐛🦂🕷️🦐🦀🦞
Copy & paste in your profile if you support the bug brigade
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i feel like laptops technically count as computers since they have keyboards on them
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
i feel like laptops technically count as computers since they have keyboards on them
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word on the street is there’s a small bug in town. and yeah. that’s right. it’s gonna eat a leuf
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
word on the street is there’s a small bug in town. and yeah. that’s right. it’s gonna eat a leuf
Great argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the bigoted dorrie and me as the enlightened yoshi
This is how some Nintendo fans act when their game is criticized
February 8, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Great argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the bigoted dorrie and me as the enlightened yoshi
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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Who's blue, fast, and can curl up into a ball? :3
#TheKarters2
#TheKarters2
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Who's blue, fast, and can curl up into a ball? :3
#TheKarters2
#TheKarters2
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he did it. i can’t believe he freaking did it. he put my white ass right in there
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
he did it. i can’t believe he freaking did it. he put my white ass right in there
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this is the only gif that matters anymore on this damn bitch of an earth
a cartoon character in a jester costume is standing in front of a red curtain
Alt: a cartoon character in a jester costume is standing in front of a red curtain and doing a gay lil curtsy
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
this is the only gif that matters anymore on this damn bitch of an earth
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guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today
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What were the first animals? The fierce sponge–jelly battle that just won’t end www.nature.com/articles/d41...
What were the first animals? The fierce sponge–jelly battle that just won’t end
For almost two decades, scientists have debated whether sponges or comb jellies are the first animal lineage. Now some are calling for a more harmonious approach.
www.nature.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What were the first animals? The fierce sponge–jelly battle that just won’t end www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
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if you post about how doomed you feel about what's happening much more than you post about any good things or good people doing good things, please consider that you are carrying water for the people who hate you. You are helping them succeed
January 23, 2026 at 6:03 AM
if you post about how doomed you feel about what's happening much more than you post about any good things or good people doing good things, please consider that you are carrying water for the people who hate you. You are helping them succeed
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always be sure you know exactly what kind of fool you’re dealing with before addressing them. you don’t wanna misjester anyone
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
always be sure you know exactly what kind of fool you’re dealing with before addressing them. you don’t wanna misjester anyone
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“there’s only ONE dairy industry I want to hear about right now” (unclear what this means)
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 AM
“there’s only ONE dairy industry I want to hear about right now” (unclear what this means)
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ah you didn't say "do not steal" so I made my own spreadsheet so that everyone can know that I own evil greg and can put him in their comics
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
ah you didn't say "do not steal" so I made my own spreadsheet so that everyone can know that I own evil greg and can put him in their comics
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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Super Mario Bros. (NES - 1985)
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Super Mario Bros. (NES - 1985)
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“Ask not for whom the bell tolls, for it tolls for thee.” - Jughead, probably
This is a reminder to check in on your villagers! #BiteSizedArchie
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
“Ask not for whom the bell tolls, for it tolls for thee.” - Jughead, probably