Dad Nauseam 🔹🧀 🍺
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🍺, 🧀 & 👧— Girl Dad x3. Emotional sports fan, bad jokes, & sarcastic comments. I don’t struggle with ADHD, I enjoy every minute of it. #Packers Owner #BucksIn6 🦌 #Brewers #LoyolaChicago Alum
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In this essay, I will outline the numerous reasons why Ian is so wrong…
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
In this essay, I will outline the numerous reasons why Ian is so wrong…
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If I can’t gallivant at the pond then what’s even the point??
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If I can’t gallivant at the pond then what’s even the point??
Also, weren’t lions fans up our butts for “barely” beating the Giants?
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Also, weren’t lions fans up our butts for “barely” beating the Giants?
Pretty embarrassing if you’ve lost to THIS Vikings team… couldn’t be the Packers 🤷♂️😉
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pretty embarrassing if you’ve lost to THIS Vikings team… couldn’t be the Packers 🤷♂️😉
Me: “We have way too many of the good2grow character toppers, no more”
Also me: “OMG they have Janet & Rita ones!!”
Also me: “OMG they have Janet & Rita ones!!”
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Me: “We have way too many of the good2grow character toppers, no more”
Also me: “OMG they have Janet & Rita ones!!”
Also me: “OMG they have Janet & Rita ones!!”
What, and hear me out, it’s actually Doctor Whom?
22nd November, 1986:
"Doctor Who: The Trial of a Time Lord" part 12. #DoctorWho
"Doctor Who: The Trial of a Time Lord" part 12. #DoctorWho
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What, and hear me out, it’s actually Doctor Whom?
So as my wife recovers from abdominal surgery it hurts for her to laugh.
She keeps telling me to stop being funny and making her laugh.
In other words I guess I’ll be taking a vow of silence for a couple of weeks.
She keeps telling me to stop being funny and making her laugh.
In other words I guess I’ll be taking a vow of silence for a couple of weeks.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
So as my wife recovers from abdominal surgery it hurts for her to laugh.
She keeps telling me to stop being funny and making her laugh.
In other words I guess I’ll be taking a vow of silence for a couple of weeks.
She keeps telling me to stop being funny and making her laugh.
In other words I guess I’ll be taking a vow of silence for a couple of weeks.
Apparently saying the visitor chair is uncomfortable is the “wrong” thing to say to your post-hysterectomy wife in the recovery room.
Who knew?
Who knew?
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Apparently saying the visitor chair is uncomfortable is the “wrong” thing to say to your post-hysterectomy wife in the recovery room.
Who knew?
Who knew?
Does a deer shit in the woods?
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Does a deer shit in the woods?
We need more like her
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
We need more like her
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invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
This is legitimately wild
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This is legitimately wild
Keys to the Packers season: Score 27 points
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Keys to the Packers season: Score 27 points
Ah yes the age old question, what IS a catch?
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ah yes the age old question, what IS a catch?
Boy this game is something else.
Love hurt, Willis great drive, missed XP.
That’s Packers football baby!
Love hurt, Willis great drive, missed XP.
That’s Packers football baby!
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Boy this game is something else.
Love hurt, Willis great drive, missed XP.
That’s Packers football baby!
Love hurt, Willis great drive, missed XP.
That’s Packers football baby!
Why we making Winston look like a competent QB right now?
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why we making Winston look like a competent QB right now?
Billion dollar idea:
Muffin Tops but for Donuts instead.
Just the sprinkles and frosting and stuff and a little bit of the donut to keep it all together.
Muffin Tops but for Donuts instead.
Just the sprinkles and frosting and stuff and a little bit of the donut to keep it all together.
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Billion dollar idea:
Muffin Tops but for Donuts instead.
Just the sprinkles and frosting and stuff and a little bit of the donut to keep it all together.
Muffin Tops but for Donuts instead.
Just the sprinkles and frosting and stuff and a little bit of the donut to keep it all together.
The ONE time my wife locks the back screen door is the time I was in the backyard
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The ONE time my wife locks the back screen door is the time I was in the backyard
My favorite part of school drop off are the 4/5th grader crossing guards who did not pay attention during training.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My favorite part of school drop off are the 4/5th grader crossing guards who did not pay attention during training.
Okay but seriously, grocery store parking lot sunsets go hard.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Okay but seriously, grocery store parking lot sunsets go hard.
Absolutely zero sense of urgency at the self checkout tonight.
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Absolutely zero sense of urgency at the self checkout tonight.
Who’s “we”?
Packers HC Matt LaFleur when asked if Brandon McManus will remain kicker:
"We're confident in Brandon."
"We're confident in Brandon."
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Who’s “we”?
Give me a topic and I will rank my top 5 things within said topic.
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Give me a topic and I will rank my top 5 things within said topic.
Not that I have a huge desire for a kid of mine to be back here anytime soon but dang, Children’s Hospitals really go above and beyond to make kids feel comfortable and safe.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Not that I have a huge desire for a kid of mine to be back here anytime soon but dang, Children’s Hospitals really go above and beyond to make kids feel comfortable and safe.