Keith Urban Planning Commission
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Not the former Columbus Crew defender. 38-jump chump. Thad Stevens/Henry Wallace stan account. He/hij/lui
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20 seasons of Frisky Dingo
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
20 seasons of Frisky Dingo
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There was a time when the United States looked down its nose at the countries in South America for being lawless banana republics. Who's the banana republic now, bitches?
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
There was a time when the United States looked down its nose at the countries in South America for being lawless banana republics. Who's the banana republic now, bitches?
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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Schoolslop. Yes! That's exactly what it is. A great breakdown of what teaching is like in high school rn.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Schoolslop. Yes! That's exactly what it is. A great breakdown of what teaching is like in high school rn.
www.tiktok.com/@busynessgir...
www.tiktok.com/@busynessgir...
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if you came of age in the 20th century then this really sits you down about how much the Worlds changed in 21st century. no going back….
www.phenomenalworld.org/analysis/bri...
www.phenomenalworld.org/analysis/bri...
When Tony Blair came to power in 1997, the UK economy was bigger than China and India combined.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
if you came of age in the 20th century then this really sits you down about how much the Worlds changed in 21st century. no going back….
www.phenomenalworld.org/analysis/bri...
www.phenomenalworld.org/analysis/bri...
Crank opinion: active US military (non-nuke) should be a non-deployable training and administrative cadre
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Crank opinion: active US military (non-nuke) should be a non-deployable training and administrative cadre
It's a hard-knock life. (Mostly self-inflicted on Halligan's part.)
Oh, Tish James case dismissed too. Now Miss Hannigan has to start her orphanage.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/p...
Federal judge dismissed indictments against Letitia James and James Comey | CNN Politics
A federal judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James on Monday.
www.cnn.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's a hard-knock life. (Mostly self-inflicted on Halligan's part.)
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That tracks. The violence, neglect, and abuse of kids were the hardest parts of the deployment.
I also had some wonderful cross cultural experiences.
I also had some wonderful cross cultural experiences.
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
That tracks. The violence, neglect, and abuse of kids were the hardest parts of the deployment.
I also had some wonderful cross cultural experiences.
I also had some wonderful cross cultural experiences.
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Wtaf?
Cis people, how many times have you been asked to describe how you masturbate, and what you think about when you do, to access healthcare on the NHS?
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Wtaf?
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It's baffling that we allow private companies to use public infrastructure as their R&D lab, externalizing the risk onto the public, while they fine tune their unproven software.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It's baffling that we allow private companies to use public infrastructure as their R&D lab, externalizing the risk onto the public, while they fine tune their unproven software.
Holy shit
The "tetraethly lead made gen X into fascists" idea is so much funnier once you look at the chemical structure
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Holy shit
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It's frustrating to see people invoke Lt. Calley as an example of how 'just following orders' is not a legitimate excuse. He was barely punished and there were dozens of US soldiers who literally got away with murder after the My Lai Massacre.
I really wish Americans knew their own history better.
I really wish Americans knew their own history better.
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's frustrating to see people invoke Lt. Calley as an example of how 'just following orders' is not a legitimate excuse. He was barely punished and there were dozens of US soldiers who literally got away with murder after the My Lai Massacre.
I really wish Americans knew their own history better.
I really wish Americans knew their own history better.
It may not win a Pulitzer, but I'll guarantee that RFKjr's "American Canyon" will be the most-read and most-talked-about poem of 2025.
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It may not win a Pulitzer, but I'll guarantee that RFKjr's "American Canyon" will be the most-read and most-talked-about poem of 2025.
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There’s no way this is real
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There’s no way this is real
If a German officer comes over in 1944, you take their intel and use them as a propaganda tool, but you don't make them a general in the US Army
"Mr. Conway outlined his pitch on Tuesday night at a private virtual event for paid members of Democracy Docket, the media outlet founded by Marc Elias, the Democratic attorney." www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
George Conway, a Vocal Foe of Trump, Eyes Congressional Run
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If a German officer comes over in 1944, you take their intel and use them as a propaganda tool, but you don't make them a general in the US Army
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George Conway is a friend of Brett Kavanaugh and a Federalist Society insider.
Few people are as responsible for the corrupt Court that has protected Trump.
Do not vote for him!
Few people are as responsible for the corrupt Court that has protected Trump.
Do not vote for him!
"Mr. Conway outlined his pitch on Tuesday night at a private virtual event for paid members of Democracy Docket, the media outlet founded by Marc Elias, the Democratic attorney." www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
George Conway, a Vocal Foe of Trump, Eyes Congressional Run
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
George Conway is a friend of Brett Kavanaugh and a Federalist Society insider.
Few people are as responsible for the corrupt Court that has protected Trump.
Do not vote for him!
Few people are as responsible for the corrupt Court that has protected Trump.
Do not vote for him!
And the local prosecutor is going to sit on their hands
Remember the horrifying text messages that showed a Border Patrol agent bragging about shooting someone in Chicago last month?
The government just abandoned their charges against the woman who was shot to avoid even *more* embarrassing texts being released, it seems. New @motherjones.com
The government just abandoned their charges against the woman who was shot to avoid even *more* embarrassing texts being released, it seems. New @motherjones.com
The feds suddenly want to drop charges against a woman shot by a Border Patrol agent
The move avoids the release of more messages from a Border Patrol agent whose previous texts showed he had bragged about shooting her.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
And the local prosecutor is going to sit on their hands
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Actually the question that occurs to me is "will you nominate him anyway even after years of people telling you they won't vote for him if you do, and then when you lose as you were warned you would, will you blame not yourselves but the people who warned you."
If he ends up being the Democrat on the presidential ticket in 2028, you would rather vote republican or not vote at all because of this issue?? That’s the million dollar question. Not the hill I would die on and def not worth losing an election over!
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Actually the question that occurs to me is "will you nominate him anyway even after years of people telling you they won't vote for him if you do, and then when you lose as you were warned you would, will you blame not yourselves but the people who warned you."
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As a District resident, it’s really hard to articulate just how morally offensive this is.
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
As a District resident, it’s really hard to articulate just how morally offensive this is.
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It's kind of an unspoken rule of the universe that the people who do the hard things keep getting to do the hard things & vice versa, the corollary to that is that if you show any strain from doing all the hard things you're "difficult"
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's kind of an unspoken rule of the universe that the people who do the hard things keep getting to do the hard things & vice versa, the corollary to that is that if you show any strain from doing all the hard things you're "difficult"
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Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
How have we not had a weird Apple TV comedy based on Up With People?
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
How have we not had a weird Apple TV comedy based on Up With People?
I don't care if it's the norm in tech now: if you use 'compute' as a noun or adjective, I'm going to think you're a little dumb
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I don't care if it's the norm in tech now: if you use 'compute' as a noun or adjective, I'm going to think you're a little dumb
Can you imagine how badly American drivers would screw up a Melbourne hook turn?
youtube.com/watch?v=813A...
youtube.com/watch?v=813A...
The surprising history of hook turns!
YouTube video by Philip Mallis
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November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Can you imagine how badly American drivers would screw up a Melbourne hook turn?
youtube.com/watch?v=813A...
youtube.com/watch?v=813A...
Of course. The US can't build anything on time and on budget.
(Plus, real countries build tunnels to span the approaches to major ports.)
(Plus, real countries build tunnels to span the approaches to major ports.)
Maryland officials have more than doubled the estimated cost to replace Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge, which collapsed and killed six construction workers last year after a massive container ship crashed into it.
Maryland more than doubles cost estimate on rebuilding collapsed Baltimore bridge
Maryland officials have more than doubled the estimated cost to replace Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge, which collapsed and killed six construction workers last year after a massive container ship crashed into it.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Of course. The US can't build anything on time and on budget.
(Plus, real countries build tunnels to span the approaches to major ports.)
(Plus, real countries build tunnels to span the approaches to major ports.)