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Jesse (🐊’s kitten)
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Actually a cat irl. Polyamorous lover of hot old men. Proudly trans and intersex. 💍 to Kiryu, hyper fixated on RGG and One Piece. 🔞 PFP: lunareden.bsky.social
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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#kcd #hansry Sir Hans what are you looking at? 🧐
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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[while my country goes up in stupid, self-inflicted, entirely preventable flames that no one in power seems at all interested in stopping]

can i interest you in some yaoi...? yaoi, anybody?? a nice yaoi in these trying tim es...???
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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I listened to an episode of a podcast (American Hysteria) recently. The guest --a cybersecurity expert-- said there is a very good chance anyone you see with posting habits like that is a bot, no matter which side of the political spectrum they're on.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Sorry, new followers with anon PFPs, but if I check your feed, and it is nothing but American politics, yerrrrrrrrr OUT.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Since Heidi can’t see or hear as well as she used to, it’s so cute when I see her looking for me in the wrong part of the house while I’m like right behind her.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Altman has been quite clear about his strategy.

From the 2008 crash he learned that if you bind enough of the economy to your business you can do whatever you like; government will decide the rules no longer apply.

What he's selling is unaccountabilty.
I honestly don’t get the value of this company. They hoover up energy and water. Their product constantly gets things wrong and, in extreme cases, coaches people into suicide.

And it’s all built on what seems to be malicious and vast intellectual property theft.

What does OpenAI offer the world?
“authors & publishers who filed a lawsuit against the Sam Altman-led firm have secured access to internal Slack messages… discussing the mass deletion of a pirated books dataset… A NY district court ordered OpenAI to hand over the communications regarding data deletion”
futurism.com/artificial-i...
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Trying to stay warm #caturday edition
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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February 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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I've worked enough retail to know this is just about whipping obedience into employees and has little to do with the actual shopping experience. Only the Karens care if you're smiling.

Keep boycotting Target.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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November 1, 2024 at 10:50 PM
LRP oh my god it’s a real fucking candle I found it on Etsy.
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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finally time to relax
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Heidi is outside riling up the neighbor dogs just to fuck with them for her personal amusement again. Go off queen.
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I also got free sushi. My grocery order came with a pack of 3 sushi rolls I did not order, nor pay for. Never kill yourself, good things can still happen.
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Say hello to the roughly 50 lbs of turkey I impulsively bought for $25.
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Things keep happening by complete coincidence that make me look like a god to a specific customer and it’s very funny.
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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This shit only has a weight capacity of 220 lbs bro we are not having sex on the gamer bed
X Rocker Basecamp Full Size Gaming Bed, Rotating TV Mount with Vented Console Storage is $189.99 on Woot buff.ly/9ziDi8X #ad
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM