My Kippy Valentine
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Bay Area, Calif.
Bay Area, Calif.
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But I'm also a complete fucking idiot, so
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Please enjoy my most viral tweet of all time shared anew every year by dozens of slop aggregator accounts far and wide.
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Please enjoy my most viral tweet of all time shared anew every year by dozens of slop aggregator accounts far and wide.
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sorry nothing short of “these people never get to have lives in public society again” is gonna cut it. unmask, prosecute, and blacklist every last one
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
sorry nothing short of “these people never get to have lives in public society again” is gonna cut it. unmask, prosecute, and blacklist every last one
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Got asked "how's your eurorack?" today by a slightly older, wiser, more Jewish co-worker and felt reaffirmed in my life choices
February 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Got asked "how's your eurorack?" today by a slightly older, wiser, more Jewish co-worker and felt reaffirmed in my life choices
January 31, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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if you read enough history you understand that the very best people, following their instincts, tend to make themselves targets in times like these.
New: Alex Pretti, the man killed by the Trump-Vance mob of agents was an outdoorsmen, a mountain biker, an ICU nurse who "would go out of his way to help," say Veterans Affairs colleagues.
Cheerful. Funny. Gentle.
And still, per sources, Trump officials are urging staff to call him a "terrorist."
Cheerful. Funny. Gentle.
And still, per sources, Trump officials are urging staff to call him a "terrorist."
DHS Shooting Victim in Minneapolis Was a ‘Sweet’ and ‘Principled Person’
Zeteo spoke with two doctors who worked with Alex Pretti, a nurse who is the latest victim of Trump’s violent invasion of Minnesota.
zeteo.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:57 AM
if you read enough history you understand that the very best people, following their instincts, tend to make themselves targets in times like these.
January 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I'm not implying there's a "right" way to comfort someone's grief, but holy *wow* is there a shocking amount of race to the bottom for least tasteful sympathy basket
January 24, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I'm not implying there's a "right" way to comfort someone's grief, but holy *wow* is there a shocking amount of race to the bottom for least tasteful sympathy basket
January 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I'm kinda adoring everything I'm seeing about Phase8 :3
January 22, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I'm kinda adoring everything I'm seeing about Phase8 :3
January 22, 2026 at 5:59 AM
The thing about the Seinfeld gang is there's four of them: Hawkeye, Trapper John, Klinger, Radar, Hot Lips, and Father Mulcahey.
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
The thing about the Seinfeld gang is there's four of them: Hawkeye, Trapper John, Klinger, Radar, Hot Lips, and Father Mulcahey.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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just a comprehensive failure to meet the moment
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
just a comprehensive failure to meet the moment
January 16, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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