Linda Tirado
@killermartinis.bsky.social
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Linda Tirado
@killermartinis.bsky.social
· Aug 16
And so, to review like I do with my kids before they leave:
Are we happy?
Are we healthy?
Are we safe?
Are there any nazis within reach we must deal with immediately?
Good. Now go fuck some shit up.
Are we happy?
Are we healthy?
Are we safe?
Are there any nazis within reach we must deal with immediately?
Good. Now go fuck some shit up.
Reposted by Linda Tirado
I feel awful for the kid, but you read the reports on the incident and it really was a man saying this to the laws of physics.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I feel awful for the kid, but you read the reports on the incident and it really was a man saying this to the laws of physics.
You guys I have like ten minutes until this person gets here and I cannot improve on the puns, I'm asking for a dual help, let's go
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You guys I have like ten minutes until this person gets here and I cannot improve on the puns, I'm asking for a dual help, let's go
Done and dusted
You fuckers are amazing
You fuckers are amazing
Y'all.
We are so close. Someone send me fifty and I can put this on my card.
Love you.
We are so close. Someone send me fifty and I can put this on my card.
Love you.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Done and dusted
You fuckers are amazing
You fuckers are amazing
Y'all.
We are so close. Someone send me fifty and I can put this on my card.
Love you.
We are so close. Someone send me fifty and I can put this on my card.
Love you.
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Y'all.
We are so close. Someone send me fifty and I can put this on my card.
Love you.
We are so close. Someone send me fifty and I can put this on my card.
Love you.
Three hours until the appointment and we're just under $200 short
Let's go, mutual aid people
Let's go, mutual aid people
I haven't been online because I've been writing
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Three hours until the appointment and we're just under $200 short
Let's go, mutual aid people
Let's go, mutual aid people
Some people have noted that I once read Hillbilly Elegy
That was when some prick had written a bad memoir. Now he's the vice president
That prick wrote a bad memoir and he ain't from the goddamned holler and I don't care where he spent his summers until he was twelve
Fuck JD Vance, he's miniscule
That was when some prick had written a bad memoir. Now he's the vice president
That prick wrote a bad memoir and he ain't from the goddamned holler and I don't care where he spent his summers until he was twelve
Fuck JD Vance, he's miniscule
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Some people have noted that I once read Hillbilly Elegy
That was when some prick had written a bad memoir. Now he's the vice president
That prick wrote a bad memoir and he ain't from the goddamned holler and I don't care where he spent his summers until he was twelve
Fuck JD Vance, he's miniscule
That was when some prick had written a bad memoir. Now he's the vice president
That prick wrote a bad memoir and he ain't from the goddamned holler and I don't care where he spent his summers until he was twelve
Fuck JD Vance, he's miniscule
Reposted by Linda Tirado
The amount of ways we need to come through on this tonight is myriad
Appreciated, on a nice lady's behalf
Appreciated, on a nice lady's behalf
I haven't been online because I've been writing
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The amount of ways we need to come through on this tonight is myriad
Appreciated, on a nice lady's behalf
Appreciated, on a nice lady's behalf
I thought about nothingness. Was it Kafkaesque or was it mere pretension?
I came to you with no pretense, said Billy joel.
I thought about Storm Front and whether I had ever visited a sea in which I could find a ship called the Downeaster Alexa.
Then I thought about AI and whether it had hurt me.
I came to you with no pretense, said Billy joel.
I thought about Storm Front and whether I had ever visited a sea in which I could find a ship called the Downeaster Alexa.
Then I thought about AI and whether it had hurt me.
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I thought about nothingness. Was it Kafkaesque or was it mere pretension?
I came to you with no pretense, said Billy joel.
I thought about Storm Front and whether I had ever visited a sea in which I could find a ship called the Downeaster Alexa.
Then I thought about AI and whether it had hurt me.
I came to you with no pretense, said Billy joel.
I thought about Storm Front and whether I had ever visited a sea in which I could find a ship called the Downeaster Alexa.
Then I thought about AI and whether it had hurt me.
Okay I went away and wrote, attn editors:
It is 1704 on a Tuesday and 4782 children have died of Sarah McLaughlin commercials
I think about the dehydration of the children forced to pose with the sad puppies
I look at the sink and consider whether running water makes me feel bad.
Awards, please.
It is 1704 on a Tuesday and 4782 children have died of Sarah McLaughlin commercials
I think about the dehydration of the children forced to pose with the sad puppies
I look at the sink and consider whether running water makes me feel bad.
Awards, please.
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Okay I went away and wrote, attn editors:
It is 1704 on a Tuesday and 4782 children have died of Sarah McLaughlin commercials
I think about the dehydration of the children forced to pose with the sad puppies
I look at the sink and consider whether running water makes me feel bad.
Awards, please.
It is 1704 on a Tuesday and 4782 children have died of Sarah McLaughlin commercials
I think about the dehydration of the children forced to pose with the sad puppies
I look at the sink and consider whether running water makes me feel bad.
Awards, please.
Wait no I'm not done
She uses capitalization with the same recklessness that trump does
We Know who the Politician is, that is not a Fig Leaf.
Okay now I'm done
She uses capitalization with the same recklessness that trump does
We Know who the Politician is, that is not a Fig Leaf.
Okay now I'm done
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Wait no I'm not done
She uses capitalization with the same recklessness that trump does
We Know who the Politician is, that is not a Fig Leaf.
Okay now I'm done
She uses capitalization with the same recklessness that trump does
We Know who the Politician is, that is not a Fig Leaf.
Okay now I'm done
Anyway I'm going back to writing and committing hypothetical felonies in the great state of Texas
Stay safe out there on these streets, the streets made of asphalt which was made in a mixer which may or may not be a metaphor depending on how many of your own farts you've been huffing, AMERICA!!!
Stay safe out there on these streets, the streets made of asphalt which was made in a mixer which may or may not be a metaphor depending on how many of your own farts you've been huffing, AMERICA!!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Anyway I'm going back to writing and committing hypothetical felonies in the great state of Texas
Stay safe out there on these streets, the streets made of asphalt which was made in a mixer which may or may not be a metaphor depending on how many of your own farts you've been huffing, AMERICA!!!
Stay safe out there on these streets, the streets made of asphalt which was made in a mixer which may or may not be a metaphor depending on how many of your own farts you've been huffing, AMERICA!!!
One thing I'll hand nuzzi on this
We needed this, folks. Stupidest authoritarian takeover since horses in the Senate but damn if the woman didn't show up saying fuck these torpedoes offering herself as the sacrifice to the Internet gods
Complaining about overexposure the whole time, it's beautiful
We needed this, folks. Stupidest authoritarian takeover since horses in the Senate but damn if the woman didn't show up saying fuck these torpedoes offering herself as the sacrifice to the Internet gods
Complaining about overexposure the whole time, it's beautiful
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
One thing I'll hand nuzzi on this
We needed this, folks. Stupidest authoritarian takeover since horses in the Senate but damn if the woman didn't show up saying fuck these torpedoes offering herself as the sacrifice to the Internet gods
Complaining about overexposure the whole time, it's beautiful
We needed this, folks. Stupidest authoritarian takeover since horses in the Senate but damn if the woman didn't show up saying fuck these torpedoes offering herself as the sacrifice to the Internet gods
Complaining about overexposure the whole time, it's beautiful
The thing about it is I didn't even care about the ethics of it, who besides people who dream of writing for Harper's thought Nuzzi knew anything about the electorate? Fine, so she proved she's got shit taste in men and is more than a bit naive, sad insider face.
It's the prose I cannot forgive.
It's the prose I cannot forgive.
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The thing about it is I didn't even care about the ethics of it, who besides people who dream of writing for Harper's thought Nuzzi knew anything about the electorate? Fine, so she proved she's got shit taste in men and is more than a bit naive, sad insider face.
It's the prose I cannot forgive.
It's the prose I cannot forgive.
I just need all you would-be writers to get right the hell over your imposter syndrome, you could fancy yourself the next Tolkien and it would be better writing
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I just need all you would-be writers to get right the hell over your imposter syndrome, you could fancy yourself the next Tolkien and it would be better writing
I have worked in strip clubs and for minimum wage and I am telling you I would not lower myself to publishing this kind of dreck for any amount because I refuse to humiliate myself like that for money.
cash grab
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I have worked in strip clubs and for minimum wage and I am telling you I would not lower myself to publishing this kind of dreck for any amount because I refuse to humiliate myself like that for money.
I spent a few years reading bad books by worse people to save you the pain.
Having read the first page of the Nuzzi excerpt
Under medical advice I cannot get drunk enough to make reading that worth it and I suggest you don't try either unless you really thought Twilight was intensely good prose.
Having read the first page of the Nuzzi excerpt
Under medical advice I cannot get drunk enough to make reading that worth it and I suggest you don't try either unless you really thought Twilight was intensely good prose.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I spent a few years reading bad books by worse people to save you the pain.
Having read the first page of the Nuzzi excerpt
Under medical advice I cannot get drunk enough to make reading that worth it and I suggest you don't try either unless you really thought Twilight was intensely good prose.
Having read the first page of the Nuzzi excerpt
Under medical advice I cannot get drunk enough to make reading that worth it and I suggest you don't try either unless you really thought Twilight was intensely good prose.
Reposted by Linda Tirado
If you want to be sure something you write is private, get a pencil and put it on paper.
Then, if you want to be sure it stays private, set fire to the paper.
Then, if you want to be sure it stays private, set fire to the paper.
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If you want to be sure something you write is private, get a pencil and put it on paper.
Then, if you want to be sure it stays private, set fire to the paper.
Then, if you want to be sure it stays private, set fire to the paper.
Reposted by Linda Tirado
i'm thinking about doing a live reading of Nuzzi's entire book and selling tickets to raise funds for a charity that teaches kids not to read
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i'm thinking about doing a live reading of Nuzzi's entire book and selling tickets to raise funds for a charity that teaches kids not to read
Reposted by Linda Tirado
good god
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
good god
The amount of ways we need to come through on this tonight is myriad
Appreciated, on a nice lady's behalf
Appreciated, on a nice lady's behalf
I haven't been online because I've been writing
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The amount of ways we need to come through on this tonight is myriad
Appreciated, on a nice lady's behalf
Appreciated, on a nice lady's behalf
I haven't been online because I've been writing
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I haven't been online because I've been writing
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
Okay guys we need another $750 by 3pm eastern to avoid eviction for this family. We can get it
Hi folks we're at about $600 so 1/3 of where we need to be give or take
Let's see if we can get a miracle tonight please and thanks
Let's see if we can get a miracle tonight please and thanks
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Okay guys we need another $750 by 3pm eastern to avoid eviction for this family. We can get it