Linda Tirado
@killermartinis.bsky.social
Answering to many names.
I haven't been online because I've been writing
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I haven't been online because I've been writing
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
but we got another one to raise funds for. A lady needs to see a man about a horse: you know what to do. About $700, housing covered already. Timely.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Chime $linda-tirado-3
PayPal riseandbeheard or bootstrapindustries@gmail
Coming home from the place I get coffee this morning, I stopped to watch the dawn. A man in an impossible outfit asked me if I was okay, and his name is Gary. He is from Indiana but after his second ice-related concussion he headed south. He gave me his walking stick for when I get out of the chair.
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Coming home from the place I get coffee this morning, I stopped to watch the dawn. A man in an impossible outfit asked me if I was okay, and his name is Gary. He is from Indiana but after his second ice-related concussion he headed south. He gave me his walking stick for when I get out of the chair.
The something different is we get a skull and crossbones tattooed to entertain small children at Walmart
We do not simply atomwaffen
We do not simply atomwaffen
October 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The something different is we get a skull and crossbones tattooed to entertain small children at Walmart
We do not simply atomwaffen
We do not simply atomwaffen
I cannot tell you how deep into the rough draft I was
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I cannot tell you how deep into the rough draft I was
This street is just taking the piss now
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This street is just taking the piss now
The way the cover band across the street is playing country "in the middle" while I am trying desperately to navigate what about this is accessible
October 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The way the cover band across the street is playing country "in the middle" while I am trying desperately to navigate what about this is accessible
I was gonna toss up a short substack with the protest photos.
But I got video, and interviews, and so what I am going to do is edit this properly because Mrs. Sharon Matheny, who has a bullet scar on her left arm and is a Republican and laughed when I said next time duck, deserves more than a photo
But I got video, and interviews, and so what I am going to do is edit this properly because Mrs. Sharon Matheny, who has a bullet scar on her left arm and is a Republican and laughed when I said next time duck, deserves more than a photo
October 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I was gonna toss up a short substack with the protest photos.
But I got video, and interviews, and so what I am going to do is edit this properly because Mrs. Sharon Matheny, who has a bullet scar on her left arm and is a Republican and laughed when I said next time duck, deserves more than a photo
But I got video, and interviews, and so what I am going to do is edit this properly because Mrs. Sharon Matheny, who has a bullet scar on her left arm and is a Republican and laughed when I said next time duck, deserves more than a photo
Ah, the dulcet sounds of an ER at 2am.
All is well, it's just there's some miles on this engine so sometimes we take the old girl into the shop.
For my patrons who like to help in a pinch, this is a week's income. would not turn down the help.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Paypal bootstrapindustries@gmail
All is well, it's just there's some miles on this engine so sometimes we take the old girl into the shop.
For my patrons who like to help in a pinch, this is a week's income. would not turn down the help.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Paypal bootstrapindustries@gmail
October 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Ah, the dulcet sounds of an ER at 2am.
All is well, it's just there's some miles on this engine so sometimes we take the old girl into the shop.
For my patrons who like to help in a pinch, this is a week's income. would not turn down the help.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Paypal bootstrapindustries@gmail
All is well, it's just there's some miles on this engine so sometimes we take the old girl into the shop.
For my patrons who like to help in a pinch, this is a week's income. would not turn down the help.
Venmo linda-tirado-3
Paypal bootstrapindustries@gmail
I did figure out how to draw a podcasting vole, so we have that
October 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I did figure out how to draw a podcasting vole, so we have that
Oh nothing just doing 18th century copperplates for entirely made up taxonomies written in fake Latin which requires a ten page intro about the kingdom rules.
And laundry.
And laundry.
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Oh nothing just doing 18th century copperplates for entirely made up taxonomies written in fake Latin which requires a ten page intro about the kingdom rules.
And laundry.
And laundry.
I know I famously throw out projects as jokes because the ideas are funny but they're not that good.
And then sometimes I am up at 2AM writing detailed field notes for made-up species because it's still funny days later
And then sometimes I am up at 2AM writing detailed field notes for made-up species because it's still funny days later
October 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I know I famously throw out projects as jokes because the ideas are funny but they're not that good.
And then sometimes I am up at 2AM writing detailed field notes for made-up species because it's still funny days later
And then sometimes I am up at 2AM writing detailed field notes for made-up species because it's still funny days later
Welcome to the club man. This club sucks but we do have rhetoric
October 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Welcome to the club man. This club sucks but we do have rhetoric
An editor's note for our newest book, A Field Guide to Political Animals of the United States: 2025 Edition
October 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
An editor's note for our newest book, A Field Guide to Political Animals of the United States: 2025 Edition
Nobody should ever have told me that you can just write things for no reason except to amuse people on the internet
October 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Nobody should ever have told me that you can just write things for no reason except to amuse people on the internet
TBI SOLVE KLAXON
TATTOO MARKER PENS FOR REMEMBERING NEW PHONE NUMBERS SO YOU DON'T WRITE THEM DOWN AND IMMEDIATELY FORGET WHERE YOU WROTE THEM AND THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A HUNDRED RANDOM BITS OF PAPER WITH UNIDENTIFIABLE AND YET CRITICAL INFORMATION THAT YOU THEN HAVE TO SAVE FOREVER
TATTOO MARKER PENS FOR REMEMBERING NEW PHONE NUMBERS SO YOU DON'T WRITE THEM DOWN AND IMMEDIATELY FORGET WHERE YOU WROTE THEM AND THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A HUNDRED RANDOM BITS OF PAPER WITH UNIDENTIFIABLE AND YET CRITICAL INFORMATION THAT YOU THEN HAVE TO SAVE FOREVER
September 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
TBI SOLVE KLAXON
TATTOO MARKER PENS FOR REMEMBERING NEW PHONE NUMBERS SO YOU DON'T WRITE THEM DOWN AND IMMEDIATELY FORGET WHERE YOU WROTE THEM AND THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A HUNDRED RANDOM BITS OF PAPER WITH UNIDENTIFIABLE AND YET CRITICAL INFORMATION THAT YOU THEN HAVE TO SAVE FOREVER
TATTOO MARKER PENS FOR REMEMBERING NEW PHONE NUMBERS SO YOU DON'T WRITE THEM DOWN AND IMMEDIATELY FORGET WHERE YOU WROTE THEM AND THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A HUNDRED RANDOM BITS OF PAPER WITH UNIDENTIFIABLE AND YET CRITICAL INFORMATION THAT YOU THEN HAVE TO SAVE FOREVER
I don't want to be a downer but I'm looking at the shutdown, and
September 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I don't want to be a downer but I'm looking at the shutdown, and
Spread the word
September 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Spread the word
This person is verified three times over and gave me permission to post their links, so while I do love making rent for this one if you mean to help them, that is how. At least we need a hundred fifty for the immediate, even if we get the remainder in the nexf day. Need $550 or so. Thank you!!!
September 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This person is verified three times over and gave me permission to post their links, so while I do love making rent for this one if you mean to help them, that is how. At least we need a hundred fifty for the immediate, even if we get the remainder in the nexf day. Need $550 or so. Thank you!!!
Now. Because this is all just a bunch of nodes around a globe, here's what I've got: this person is currently housing someone who needed a place while a job interview or five came through. But transport to town is an issue.
So we need to get a week at a motel six for a nonbinary person in the gap.
So we need to get a week at a motel six for a nonbinary person in the gap.
September 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Now. Because this is all just a bunch of nodes around a globe, here's what I've got: this person is currently housing someone who needed a place while a job interview or five came through. But transport to town is an issue.
So we need to get a week at a motel six for a nonbinary person in the gap.
So we need to get a week at a motel six for a nonbinary person in the gap.
Okay so on the one hand this is hilarious, there are huge concrete pillars which means to pass the athletic club i am not even allowed within breathing range, I have to go around the sidewalk
Nope, that's just fucking funny
Nope, that's just fucking funny
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Okay so on the one hand this is hilarious, there are huge concrete pillars which means to pass the athletic club i am not even allowed within breathing range, I have to go around the sidewalk
Nope, that's just fucking funny
Nope, that's just fucking funny
My seventh grader came over. There was a cello demonstration involving pastels and now she has I think either protected or cursed me with these symbols
September 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My seventh grader came over. There was a cello demonstration involving pastels and now she has I think either protected or cursed me with these symbols