DOO DOO DOO DO.

NOT PACLIACCI

Get you a writer

I'm sorry a what chain of unhinged fervor

GOOSE

You have my explicit permission for branding should you ever put potato chips and/or corn chips into r&d

Idk about either, I'm a disabled journalist

But I'll live fucking well for however long

I love that you felt the need to tell me Catherine never fucked a horse

Wait what were they called

I cannot explain to you how hard I want to punch something and also how utterly sad it is

It's like watching Eric talk about how he's a good boy but like add murdering the entire concept of language, generally.

I would rather read as many pages of ivanka's ghostwriters and take them seriously

I choose to believe this is the most epic callback at an ex in history because otherwise I have to accept two of them exist

NO. WHAT.

IS IT AN STD.

Dear Lord no I didn't

I don't think this is a good use of compute, no, but I guess if it heats some houses?