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Jessica S.
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I like New Order
I think it’s cool that the Dodgers are committed to winning. For the past five years I’ve watched so much Marlins baseball to know what it looks like when an organization is NOT committed to winning and it’s tough to watch at times. We should be so lucky to have players that want to be a Dodger.
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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On a long enough timeline we all sign with the Dodgers
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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I think we can call that a wrap on Giving A Shit About The Nobel Prize
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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We could have paid teachers at any time.

We could have simply offered a dignified wage to do any of the work we need done at any time.

San Fransisco could be clean right now.

It was always a matter of political will.
ICE AGENT: “I love my job. I can’t believe they pay me to do this. I’d do it for free. I only went to high school and I make $200,000.”
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Any other Lady Gaga fans keep getting errors for the Wiltern show on Wednesday?!
January 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The phase of my life where I was obsessed with The Nanny is one of my favorite relationships with television
January 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The company I work for used to have me read ad copy in my closet during the pandemic
January 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Being a millennial is such an experience
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
These commentary voices over the Golden Globes suck because the audio mix is bad and I can’t hear shit
January 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Shame the Jaguars season had to end like that
January 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Magnolia is a fucking masterpiece. It’s my favorite movie for a reason.
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Any PTA heads want my extra ticket to Magnolia at Vidiots tonight? We don’t have to sit next to each other or anything.
January 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I’m going to a britpop karaoke night tonight and how do I explain I never got into Suede or Manic Street Preachers
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
People who liked the movie Materialists would LOVE Picture Perfect
January 9, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Somebody on the Mac and cheese subreddit has been ranking a different frozen Mac and cheese everyday for the past three weeks and it’s beginning to affect their rankings. Trader Joe’s hatch chili Mac is way better than 5/10.
January 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
How does one become an arbitrator for Major League Baseball
January 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Reading that Korean fried chicken is from Daegu 🙏
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Got called a loser and a virgin on CineNerdle for playing The Red Violin on a Samuel L. Jackson chain
January 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
#aewdynamite Bandido holding the belt means winter for another six weeks
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
They really do say America can’t wait til Sunday night
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Do you think Peyton manning is mad he didn’t get asked to be in Marty supreme
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Joe Burrow flopped on that sack
January 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I don’t like that I can appear in other people’s dreams. It feels like a violation of my rights.
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 AM