dan
kersplort.bsky.social
dan
@kersplort.bsky.social
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Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Guy who thinks somehow King Kong was affiliated with the Viet Cong
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Eric Adams no! That was for fighting antisemitism Eric!
Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it.

Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern.

Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Lord of Light — Jack Kirby, 1978
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Pittsburgh brand cream cheese
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Abandoned house staged with AI.

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Everyone is mad about that one article but I clicked it, saw they shake you down for an email, and bounced. I know you all did the same thing and you’re just yelling about what you think it said.
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They built VR Doom for rats.

ratsplaydoom.com
Rats Play Doom
ratsplaydoom.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I have a silver family plan. It costs more than my rent. I live in NYC.
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?

R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I think a lot of bernard brothers want the freak out about Mamdani to be ideological but I think it’s 80% plain islamophobia.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you live in New York, to some degree you need to cheer for the big skyscrapers. You do not however, need to give it up for the cheesegrater at 432 Park.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Lots of those Hitlers stretch back to the early 1800s. Also, one of those Hitlers gave us an incredible rap name www.circlevilleherald.com/news/hitlers...
May 13, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Just saw a webform with a checkbox that reads “is useful”. You’re meant to uncheck the box if the form you’re filling out isn’t useful.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The Combat, 1939, by Leslie Gilbert Illingworth (1902–1979).
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Biblically accurate woke games development.
On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Got a treat.
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM