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the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
no (it looked like an overcooked one)
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
To save time, instead of washing hands after going to the bathroom, they tied strings around their dicks so they could pull them out without touching them.

The guy asks how he puts it back in.

The waiter says they weren’t told that, but personally he finds mashing it back in with the spoon works.
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The guy thanks him for explaining and keeps eating. When the waiter brings the check, the guy notices a piece of string dangling from the to of the waiter’s pants zipper. He quietly tells the waiter to xyz.

The waiter explains this was another efficiency measure.
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The guy asks the waiter what’s the deal with the spoon.

The waiter says the restaurant hired a consultant recently to improve efficiency. Apparently, the spoon is the most often dropped utensil in restaurants and so they were told to carry a clean spoon in their breast pockets to save time.
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
this is what you face when you refuse the call to Drink Fourteen Beers
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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I think everyone is happier and healthier if monsters who revel in their monstrosity lose all their money and power and are banished. you don't have to live with as many monsters after that.
October 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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They get Animal Control's worst truck and there's an ongoing debate over whether proton packs count as weapons. When there isn't a ghost they're sent on raccoon calls because they're not being paid to sit around. One of them just becomes very good at normal Animal Control stuff.
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM