Kelvin Derkins
@kelvinderkins.bsky.social
What a nice whatever-we're-calling-tweets-here. Well done, self!
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East Liberty. North Negley Ave. Caller says he is trying to park but some magician outside keeps trying to talk to him.
January 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
East Liberty. North Negley Ave. Caller says he is trying to park but some magician outside keeps trying to talk to him.
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Happy 81st Birthday to Danny DeVito, best known for his unforgettable, career-defining three-second cameo in the “Ghostbusters” music video. 👻🎂
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Happy 81st Birthday to Danny DeVito, best known for his unforgettable, career-defining three-second cameo in the “Ghostbusters” music video. 👻🎂
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Musk: i reada da Watchers
Musk: it about a government experiment to maka a evil monkey
Musk: it giva me great idea for da next neurolink project
Koontz: No elon! you weren't supposed to be inspired to make an evil monkey!
Koontz: you were supposed to be inspired to make a smart dog!
Musk: it about a government experiment to maka a evil monkey
Musk: it giva me great idea for da next neurolink project
Koontz: No elon! you weren't supposed to be inspired to make an evil monkey!
Koontz: you were supposed to be inspired to make a smart dog!
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Musk: i reada da Watchers
Musk: it about a government experiment to maka a evil monkey
Musk: it giva me great idea for da next neurolink project
Koontz: No elon! you weren't supposed to be inspired to make an evil monkey!
Koontz: you were supposed to be inspired to make a smart dog!
Musk: it about a government experiment to maka a evil monkey
Musk: it giva me great idea for da next neurolink project
Koontz: No elon! you weren't supposed to be inspired to make an evil monkey!
Koontz: you were supposed to be inspired to make a smart dog!
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This is Shark Teeth. She just came over here to stretch and noticed you had a sharable looking sandwich on your lap. What a coincidence. 13/10 (TT: meatboy3000)
September 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is Shark Teeth. She just came over here to stretch and noticed you had a sharable looking sandwich on your lap. What a coincidence. 13/10 (TT: meatboy3000)
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The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski
April 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski
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Ben & Jerry's Creme Brulee (2007-2012): Sweet custard ice cream, with a caramelized sugar swirl
April 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Ben & Jerry's Creme Brulee (2007-2012): Sweet custard ice cream, with a caramelized sugar swirl
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"help me write an email"
if you need help writing an email you shouldn't be in your job, regardless of the job
if you need help writing an email you shouldn't be in your job, regardless of the job
February 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"help me write an email"
if you need help writing an email you shouldn't be in your job, regardless of the job
if you need help writing an email you shouldn't be in your job, regardless of the job
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Sha’Carri Richardson | Red Cannas (flipped), by Georgia O’Keeffe, 1919
February 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Sha’Carri Richardson | Red Cannas (flipped), by Georgia O’Keeffe, 1919
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the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone
New — The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC) was told this week by DOJ that they'd lose their funding if the org didn't remove any mentions of LGBTQIA+ issues from their public materials, I've learned. Staff were told they need to deadname trans kids in their reports to comply.
February 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone
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I am very very jealous that this family on Prince Edward Island (Canada) had a small meteor hit their sidewalk and managed to catch it on their door cam in what is likely the first audio and visual recording of a meteor strike!
youtu.be/F_1xInfNMok?...
youtu.be/F_1xInfNMok?...
Meteorite strike caught on P.E.I. home security camera
YouTube video by The Canadian Press
youtu.be
January 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I am very very jealous that this family on Prince Edward Island (Canada) had a small meteor hit their sidewalk and managed to catch it on their door cam in what is likely the first audio and visual recording of a meteor strike!
youtu.be/F_1xInfNMok?...
youtu.be/F_1xInfNMok?...
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let him eat the jesus frog you coward
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
let him eat the jesus frog you coward