Chris Keiser
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Oregon, Alabama, et al after facing this woodchipper of a football team.
a cartoon of bender from futurama says " i 'm in tremendous pain here "
ALT: a cartoon of bender from futurama says " i 'm in tremendous pain here "
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January 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Oregon, Alabama, et al after facing this woodchipper of a football team.
Indiana can sim to end from here to out Bama away, which would be a completely unintelligible sentence as recent as two years ago.
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Indiana can sim to end from here to out Bama away, which would be a completely unintelligible sentence as recent as two years ago.
It would be impossible to screw up a 10 point lead with :55 on the clock, right?
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
It would be impossible to screw up a 10 point lead with :55 on the clock, right?
I know I’m shouting into the void on here, but here’s the full 60 Minutes piece Bari Weiss spiked on behalf of the trump admin.
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I know I’m shouting into the void on here, but here’s the full 60 Minutes piece Bari Weiss spiked on behalf of the trump admin.
I love when they do L’Angliru on the Vuelta. Absolutely brutal climb with gradients over 20% in places, just the most punishing climb any of these guys will ever do.
September 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I love when they do L’Angliru on the Vuelta. Absolutely brutal climb with gradients over 20% in places, just the most punishing climb any of these guys will ever do.
If Vingegaard doesn’t attack right now, he’s giving up any chance to gap Pogacar. You aren’t putting over 4’00” on Pogacar in 8.5kms unless you’re on a motorcycle.
July 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If Vingegaard doesn’t attack right now, he’s giving up any chance to gap Pogacar. You aren’t putting over 4’00” on Pogacar in 8.5kms unless you’re on a motorcycle.
Primoz Roglic is bombing down this descent like he hasn’t crashed out of the last three TdFs he’s contested.
July 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Primoz Roglic is bombing down this descent like he hasn’t crashed out of the last three TdFs he’s contested.
Pogačar just sat on Jonas’ wheel the whole day, looming just behind him for hours. He didn’t have to attack there in the last 500 meters, he just wanted Jonas to know he could have gapped him at any point on the final climb. Just a stone cold killer move.
July 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Pogačar just sat on Jonas’ wheel the whole day, looming just behind him for hours. He didn’t have to attack there in the last 500 meters, he just wanted Jonas to know he could have gapped him at any point on the final climb. Just a stone cold killer move.
The crowd is in so tight on the riders that Jonas couldn’t swing out to attack even if he wanted to.
July 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The crowd is in so tight on the riders that Jonas couldn’t swing out to attack even if he wanted to.
Welp, Remco is cooked.
July 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Welp, Remco is cooked.
POGI MY GOODNESS. Nobody knows how to step on the necks of the competition like he does. Just demoralizing, frankly. Vingo passes Remco and Pogi *still* puts 0:36 into Vingo. Mind blowing performance today.
July 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
POGI MY GOODNESS. Nobody knows how to step on the necks of the competition like he does. Just demoralizing, frankly. Vingo passes Remco and Pogi *still* puts 0:36 into Vingo. Mind blowing performance today.
Roglic riding with a massive chip on his shoulder today.
July 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Roglic riding with a massive chip on his shoulder today.
OH NO! DISASTER POGI!
July 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
OH NO! DISASTER POGI!
It takes a lot for me to feel anything approaching patriotic lately, but watching Quinn Simmons in the Tour this year, with that US Road Race champion jersey, going on mad solo attacks, out on breakaways, and generally being combative, has me feeling very AMERICA FUCK YEAH.
July 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It takes a lot for me to feel anything approaching patriotic lately, but watching Quinn Simmons in the Tour this year, with that US Road Race champion jersey, going on mad solo attacks, out on breakaways, and generally being combative, has me feeling very AMERICA FUCK YEAH.
It is extremely funny to listen to Bob Roll and Phil Liggett try to fill time on air during a stage like today where there is absolutely nothing happening. No breakaway, no nothing.
July 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It is extremely funny to listen to Bob Roll and Phil Liggett try to fill time on air during a stage like today where there is absolutely nothing happening. No breakaway, no nothing.
NBA: Hawks, Magic
NFL: my poor, cursed Falcons
NHL: Lightning
MLB: Braves
WNBA: Don’t really follow, but I guess the Dream
Futbol: Orlando City (since I live here now and go to their games), Atlanta United (still my hometown)
College: Georgia Tech
NFL: my poor, cursed Falcons
NHL: Lightning
MLB: Braves
WNBA: Don’t really follow, but I guess the Dream
Futbol: Orlando City (since I live here now and go to their games), Atlanta United (still my hometown)
College: Georgia Tech
NBA: N/A
NFL: N/A
NHL: N/A
MLB: Braves
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: Atlanta United, Crystal Palace
College: Georgia Tech, Georgia State, Mercer
another very normal group of teams
NFL: N/A
NHL: N/A
MLB: Braves
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: Atlanta United, Crystal Palace
College: Georgia Tech, Georgia State, Mercer
another very normal group of teams
NBA: N/A
NFL: Bills
NHL: Panthers, Sabres
MLB: Cardinals
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: Newcastle, GothamFC
College: Syracuse, LSU, Florida
another very normal group of teams
NFL: Bills
NHL: Panthers, Sabres
MLB: Cardinals
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: Newcastle, GothamFC
College: Syracuse, LSU, Florida
another very normal group of teams
June 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
NBA: Hawks, Magic
NFL: my poor, cursed Falcons
NHL: Lightning
MLB: Braves
WNBA: Don’t really follow, but I guess the Dream
Futbol: Orlando City (since I live here now and go to their games), Atlanta United (still my hometown)
College: Georgia Tech
NFL: my poor, cursed Falcons
NHL: Lightning
MLB: Braves
WNBA: Don’t really follow, but I guess the Dream
Futbol: Orlando City (since I live here now and go to their games), Atlanta United (still my hometown)
College: Georgia Tech
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Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
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ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
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'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
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April 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
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Just between you and me I'm getting sick of being ruled by the shittiest, meanest, wrongest, stupidest, evilest people alive
April 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Just between you and me I'm getting sick of being ruled by the shittiest, meanest, wrongest, stupidest, evilest people alive
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Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran
this is fucking scary y'all. prosecuting people for the crime of...tweeting names of fake government staffers.
Update - Ed Martin has announced he’s in contact with the FBI, and has his prosecutors preparing to go after those who he feels “have committed acts that appear to violate the law in targeting DOGE employees.”
February 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran
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Ah ok, well, glad we know now, I guess.
January 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ah ok, well, glad we know now, I guess.
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what the FUCK
The federal government's new top HR attorney has said "Consent is probably modern society’s most pernicious fetish" and "Slaves owe us reparations," according to a new report from @pogo.org. www.pogo.org/investigatio...
“Raging Misogynist” Now Federal Government H.R.’s Top Lawyer
The Office of Personnel Management’s new general counsel has a history of racist and sexist social media posts.
www.pogo.org
January 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
what the FUCK