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Karri
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Twitter refugee. Friendly. Mostly harmless.
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Brains have been washed, wheels have been greased, fear has been mongered. - The evil mayor Kobayashi (Isle of Dogs)
February 9th-2026, right meow. #Astoria ##GooniesNeverSayDie
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Fresh flowers? Nope, just got in this organic Rosealba Radicchio. This is what Barbie eats.
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Schrödinger’s Second Amendment:

- carrying a gun is a mandatory prerequisite for the government to respect your rights.

- carrying a gun immediately invalidates your rights and the government can execute you on the spot.
January 24, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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whoever told journalists to "follow the money" should've clarified they meant "follow" in an investigative sense. not like a Phish tour
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 AM
These pictures were taken 20 minutes apart last night.... #Astoria #GooniesNeverSayDie
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I just dont understand how dont-vaccinate and homeschool-your-kid types used to be the hippies and are now conservative Republicans. That was weird.
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I dont think that I can take it, cuz it took so long to bake it.....
January 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Welp, no one wants to open presents... so here they sit on January 3rd. My Dad just suggested we just roll these over to 2026 and claim we are ahead of everyone?? 🤣😂🤣
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Yea, what he said.
January 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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What makes us human⁉️
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
No, we don't go into the woods in these parts.... there are terrifying, horrible creatures deep in the forrest...
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"Verifiable Truth". I wonder what this person is going on about....
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Early morning Christmas and the whole beach is mine.... Peace on Earth, right here... #PNW
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My Dad shopped for all these little things to put in his vintage RC boat. Have a merry day, everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Hurricane simulator in my town. $2.
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The world is too much sometimes. They say more more more rain is coming. Everybody's talking about it. I don't mind the rain. The hatches have been battened. Pfffffffft.
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is most likely due to a spontaneous bud mutation, because its a Gala and that varietal is known for doing this occasionally, so probably not a true chimera, still cool.
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I had to go out in this rain storm and sweep and vinegar rinse my porch and steps because they were accumulating green slippery slime that happens after a few weeks of such weather. For the record, it was much more pleasant than shoveling snow, so I'm cool with it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You are so rootiful, to meeee.
Carrot on, my wayward son...
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Costarossa Radicchio 🥰 no filter
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Wait til he hears about the 46,723 Americans we lost in 2023 to gun poisoning from those gun lords!
Sen. Roger Marshall defends Hegseth: "Look, we're losing 200 Americans every day to drug poisoning from these drug lords. This is a war. And it's ugly. War is never pretty ... that strike probably saved thousands of American lives."
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Saying "that boat carried enough fentanyl to kill 100 million Americans" is like saying Walmart carries enough ammunition to kill every American in the country.

Yeah... if you lined people up and OD'd each them with fentanyl against their will, just like if you shot each American execution style.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Yea, this should play well in the midterms. Maybe he could add even more gold to his office and tear down another wing in the White house. That should work. The faces of the lackeys in this shot, they know. They damn well know...
Trump: "I think affordability is the greatest con job."
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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We went from a country that defended others from being invaded for their natural resources, to a country that is now threatening to invade others for their natural resources.

Systems of governance are only as good as the people you elect to uphold them.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM