Dogtor Wazowski
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✨ AuDHD | 🩵 Tourettes | 🏳️🌈 Gay | 🎮 Gamer | 🐶🩺 VetMed | 🦅 Eagles Fan | 🧁 Baker
Trying to figure out this game called Life but I never got the tutorial
Trying to figure out this game called Life but I never got the tutorial
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“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.
May 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.
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Sens. Chuck Grassley and Maria Cantwell just introduced a bill to reassert Congress's power over tariffs.
The Trade Review Act of 2025 says a president must notify Congress about new tariffs within 48 hours of imposition. It requires Congress to approve them within 60 days or they expire.
The Trade Review Act of 2025 says a president must notify Congress about new tariffs within 48 hours of imposition. It requires Congress to approve them within 60 days or they expire.
April 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sens. Chuck Grassley and Maria Cantwell just introduced a bill to reassert Congress's power over tariffs.
The Trade Review Act of 2025 says a president must notify Congress about new tariffs within 48 hours of imposition. It requires Congress to approve them within 60 days or they expire.
The Trade Review Act of 2025 says a president must notify Congress about new tariffs within 48 hours of imposition. It requires Congress to approve them within 60 days or they expire.
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Senators Chuck Grassley (R) and Maria Cantwell (D) just introduced a bill to reassert Congress’s power over tariffs.
—President must notify Congress on new tariffs within 48 hours of imposition.
—Congress must approve them within 60 days or they expire.
www.cantwell.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
—President must notify Congress on new tariffs within 48 hours of imposition.
—Congress must approve them within 60 days or they expire.
www.cantwell.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.cantwell.senate.gov
April 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Senators Chuck Grassley (R) and Maria Cantwell (D) just introduced a bill to reassert Congress’s power over tariffs.
—President must notify Congress on new tariffs within 48 hours of imposition.
—Congress must approve them within 60 days or they expire.
www.cantwell.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
—President must notify Congress on new tariffs within 48 hours of imposition.
—Congress must approve them within 60 days or they expire.
www.cantwell.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
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Two-thirds of both houses of Congress could undo this whenever they want by passing a bill over Trump's veto taking all power to set tariff rates away from him. Tariffs are set by law. The Constitution gives the president no power over tariffs--only our current laws do that.
Tariffs are actually controlled by law. Trump can only raise tariffs because the current law says the president can declare an emergency and change rates. Congress could actually pass a law that repeals **all** presidential discretion on tariff rates.
A pivotal group of Senate Republicans is set to deliver a symbolic rebuke to President Trump's tariffs on Canadian products.
Support from four Republicans would give a Democratic resolution to block Trump's Canadian tariffs enough votes to pass in the Senate if all 47 Democrats also vote in favor.
Support from four Republicans would give a Democratic resolution to block Trump's Canadian tariffs enough votes to pass in the Senate if all 47 Democrats also vote in favor.
April 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Two-thirds of both houses of Congress could undo this whenever they want by passing a bill over Trump's veto taking all power to set tariff rates away from him. Tariffs are set by law. The Constitution gives the president no power over tariffs--only our current laws do that.
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Breaking News: Democrat James Malone just defeated a Republican in a Pennsylvania district that voted for Trump by over 15 points.
This is a huge embarrassment for Elon Musk, who urged people to vote for the GOP candidate.
This is a huge embarrassment for Elon Musk, who urged people to vote for the GOP candidate.
March 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Breaking News: Democrat James Malone just defeated a Republican in a Pennsylvania district that voted for Trump by over 15 points.
This is a huge embarrassment for Elon Musk, who urged people to vote for the GOP candidate.
This is a huge embarrassment for Elon Musk, who urged people to vote for the GOP candidate.
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Three Wins Today (March 21, 2025)
1. Video game workers have formed the first industry wide North American union.
2. The pentagon restored the webpages for the Tuskegee airmen and the Navajo code talkers as well as a handful of other pages that were removed for “DEI” purposes.
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1. Video game workers have formed the first industry wide North American union.
2. The pentagon restored the webpages for the Tuskegee airmen and the Navajo code talkers as well as a handful of other pages that were removed for “DEI” purposes.
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March 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Three Wins Today (March 21, 2025)
1. Video game workers have formed the first industry wide North American union.
2. The pentagon restored the webpages for the Tuskegee airmen and the Navajo code talkers as well as a handful of other pages that were removed for “DEI” purposes.
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1. Video game workers have formed the first industry wide North American union.
2. The pentagon restored the webpages for the Tuskegee airmen and the Navajo code talkers as well as a handful of other pages that were removed for “DEI” purposes.
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For all those people who think “the left got more radical,” this is what the evolution of the GOP has looked like over the past few years.
March 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
For all those people who think “the left got more radical,” this is what the evolution of the GOP has looked like over the past few years.
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Schumer’s internal gyroscope
March 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Schumer’s internal gyroscope
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ICE is going to arrest Grok soon.
March 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ICE is going to arrest Grok soon.
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Three Wins Today (March 12, 2025)
1. Guantánamo Bay has been cleared out again. We don’t know why, but I’m sure it has something to do with backlash.
2. Tim Walz is headed out on a town hall tour in Red district! He is starting in Zach Nunn’s district in Iowa
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1. Guantánamo Bay has been cleared out again. We don’t know why, but I’m sure it has something to do with backlash.
2. Tim Walz is headed out on a town hall tour in Red district! He is starting in Zach Nunn’s district in Iowa
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March 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Three Wins Today (March 12, 2025)
1. Guantánamo Bay has been cleared out again. We don’t know why, but I’m sure it has something to do with backlash.
2. Tim Walz is headed out on a town hall tour in Red district! He is starting in Zach Nunn’s district in Iowa
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1. Guantánamo Bay has been cleared out again. We don’t know why, but I’m sure it has something to do with backlash.
2. Tim Walz is headed out on a town hall tour in Red district! He is starting in Zach Nunn’s district in Iowa
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March 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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DAILY DEMS DOING THE WORK, MAKING NOISE, AND FIGHTING BACK Day 43
I hope this goes without saying, but please give some love to the posts that I share. The goal of this series is to elevate the Dem electeds and the work they’re doing.
So, without any further ado, let’s see that work!
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I hope this goes without saying, but please give some love to the posts that I share. The goal of this series is to elevate the Dem electeds and the work they’re doing.
So, without any further ado, let’s see that work!
🧵
March 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
DAILY DEMS DOING THE WORK, MAKING NOISE, AND FIGHTING BACK Day 43
I hope this goes without saying, but please give some love to the posts that I share. The goal of this series is to elevate the Dem electeds and the work they’re doing.
So, without any further ado, let’s see that work!
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I hope this goes without saying, but please give some love to the posts that I share. The goal of this series is to elevate the Dem electeds and the work they’re doing.
So, without any further ado, let’s see that work!
🧵
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No, young people are blaming old people for making their present a goddamn nightmare, Bill, you empty hot pocket. Why don't old people get off their asses and fix what they broke instead of getting their fucking kids to suffer through repairs the old people also cockblock, you breadless breadstick
March 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
No, young people are blaming old people for making their present a goddamn nightmare, Bill, you empty hot pocket. Why don't old people get off their asses and fix what they broke instead of getting their fucking kids to suffer through repairs the old people also cockblock, you breadless breadstick
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I'm no fancy Strategist but this seems like much more effective messaging than "I love Reagan too!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
March 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I'm no fancy Strategist but this seems like much more effective messaging than "I love Reagan too!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.
March 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.
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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
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god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick
Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."
February 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick
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DO YOU HAVE AN ELECTION TOMORROW?
if you’re in GA, KS, NE or NY you might
If you’re in WA or OK, I can almost guarantee you do
You are voting on things like school funding, mayor, city council, school board, or maybe even state Senate
Find out if you have an election and VOTE!!!!!
if you’re in GA, KS, NE or NY you might
If you’re in WA or OK, I can almost guarantee you do
You are voting on things like school funding, mayor, city council, school board, or maybe even state Senate
Find out if you have an election and VOTE!!!!!
Election Day is Every Tuesday 2/10-2/16
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February 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
DO YOU HAVE AN ELECTION TOMORROW?
if you’re in GA, KS, NE or NY you might
If you’re in WA or OK, I can almost guarantee you do
You are voting on things like school funding, mayor, city council, school board, or maybe even state Senate
Find out if you have an election and VOTE!!!!!
if you’re in GA, KS, NE or NY you might
If you’re in WA or OK, I can almost guarantee you do
You are voting on things like school funding, mayor, city council, school board, or maybe even state Senate
Find out if you have an election and VOTE!!!!!
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Non-eagles fans: Wow Philly is gonna win this game for sure!
Eagles fans: I am going to wander into traffic
Eagles fans: I am going to wander into traffic
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Non-eagles fans: Wow Philly is gonna win this game for sure!
Eagles fans: I am going to wander into traffic
Eagles fans: I am going to wander into traffic
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when you deposit a pokemon into the pc never to use it again
February 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
when you deposit a pokemon into the pc never to use it again
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ATTENTION WASHINGTON AND OKLAHOMA
there are elections across your states on Tuesday!!!
They have to do with everything from budget to city Council to school board and more.
This is where you make the biggest difference, especially in a state like Oklahoma!
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there are elections across your states on Tuesday!!!
They have to do with everything from budget to city Council to school board and more.
This is where you make the biggest difference, especially in a state like Oklahoma!
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February 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
ATTENTION WASHINGTON AND OKLAHOMA
there are elections across your states on Tuesday!!!
They have to do with everything from budget to city Council to school board and more.
This is where you make the biggest difference, especially in a state like Oklahoma!
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there are elections across your states on Tuesday!!!
They have to do with everything from budget to city Council to school board and more.
This is where you make the biggest difference, especially in a state like Oklahoma!
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So ya see, the thing about Americans is that we are deeply selfish and individualistic and 90% of our population is incapable of admitting they’ve ever done anything wrong in their lives. So now half our country is demonically possessed while the other half argues about who botched the exorcism.
February 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
So ya see, the thing about Americans is that we are deeply selfish and individualistic and 90% of our population is incapable of admitting they’ve ever done anything wrong in their lives. So now half our country is demonically possessed while the other half argues about who botched the exorcism.
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Major breaking trans news: The States of Washington, Minnesota, and Oregon have sued the Trump administration to block it from enforcing a national gender affirming care ban for those under 19 years of age.
This is the second major lawsuit over Trump's trans ban EO.
Docs to come.
This is the second major lawsuit over Trump's trans ban EO.
Docs to come.
February 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Major breaking trans news: The States of Washington, Minnesota, and Oregon have sued the Trump administration to block it from enforcing a national gender affirming care ban for those under 19 years of age.
This is the second major lawsuit over Trump's trans ban EO.
Docs to come.
This is the second major lawsuit over Trump's trans ban EO.
Docs to come.