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George Smith
@kanpaimf.bsky.social
THERAPIST IN THE STREETS*
HORROR WRITER IN THE SHEETS**
#cleveland #ohio
https://linktr.ee/kanpaimf

*not -yr- therapist***, ofc, no clinical advice here buckaroo

**paper

***if I am/was, no follow backsies for at -least- 2 yrs post discharge, thems rules
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HEHE THERE HE IS!
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
We can go back!!
2000s 🤍🧡
January 13, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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Getting a cyanide tooth but with butterscotch pudding instead
January 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Ahhhh is this not happiness?
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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Tanahashi's knees have been added to the end of Return of the Jedi, standing with Anakin, Obi-Wan and Yoda.
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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One last rainmaker by Okada on Tanahashi.

#njwk20
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
A man can really get some thinking done at a Yoshinoya after #Wrestlekingdom20.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
HEHE THERE HE IS!
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Will Ospreay showed his respect to Hiroshi Tanahashi, then was joined in the ring by Kenny Omega and Kota Ibushi (who walked his way to the ring).

Katsuyori Shibata then made his entrance with his fingers in his ears, and went at it one final time. 😂

#njwk20
January 4, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Happy #Wrestlekingdom20 to those who celebrate!
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Honestly it hasn’t even hit me that Tanahashi is about to retire. I first started watching NJPW in 2014 at WK8 the year Tanahashi & Shinsuke main evented over Okada & Naito. I was confused as to why the IC Title was main eventing over the IWGP Heavyweight title.
December 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Swerve: We are going to murder you in a lights out match.
Hangman: *glares and poses*
Nana: *dances his sweet heart out*

🤼‍♂️
January 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
This goes hard
Mox elbowing Alexander so much that his headgear came off was such a dope visual in an equally dope match. Speaking of visual, I had no visual of Shelton Benjamin and MVP coming out. Only pieced it together once the "We Hurt People" chant started. That match is gonna be epic. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
AEW does this kind of basic story telling stuff very well in ways the fed just does not care to.
YOOOOOOO when Willow lost the TBS Championship, Kris Statlander betrayed her.

When Willow won the TBS Championship, Kris Statlander embraced her.

What a BEAUTIFUL bookend to an incredible story.

#AEWDynamite
OH

MY

GOD

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

WILLOW NIGHTINGALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WILLOW NIGHTINGALE HAS DETHRONED MERCEDES MONE AS THE TBS CHAMPION!!!!!!!!

AND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations @willowwrestles.bsky.social!!!!!!!! What a way to end the year and begin anew!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 4:08 AM
This is the distaff* version of the feel good DEATHWISH ending from #GTAV. I fully expect them to form a faction next week on #AEW and have The Set-Up as entrance music.

*I spent too much time and money on a low ROI degree, just let me use words like “distaff” in bsky posts for funsies ok bb
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I’m not crying you’re crying 😢
Hiroshi Tanahashi’s emotional final backstage promo at Korakuen before his retirement at WK20:

“It went by so fast. 26 years after my debut... how did it go so fast? Think because I gave everything to it. This proves I was meant to be a pro wrestler.” ❤️

#NJPW #AEW
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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So the sitting president of the United States raped a 13 year old girl and is an accessory to the murder of her newborn baby?
Are the corrupt complicit media saying this isn’t real?
December 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This has to be the ballgame. Even just because of the vultures in his own circle waiting to devour him. This is it. #trump #epstein 2cm.es/1gIU1
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.

www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Goals tbh
Big fan of my media consumption being so limited that I'm only familiar with the advertisers on live sports and the Supermarket Sweep FAST channel.

I am now immune to sports betting and Daisy Sour Cream ads. 😤
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When your mom says “WE GOT GOZER AT HOME”
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
New upgrades for front of car and wife’s mirror will add +100HP at the minimum for big speed. #jdm
December 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
THIS SHOULD BE THE ONLY STORY ON EVERY NEWS CHANNEL ON EARTH AND THE FACT IT IS NOT IS FUCKING INSANE AND DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE.
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM