Hangman Page Apologist Jen
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Sconnie Policy Wonk. Member of the Spider Leadership. Just here to talk pro rasslin' because everything else is a trash fire.
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I ordered Qdoba.
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke
Alt: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke
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February 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I ordered Qdoba.
Your move, AEW. You gotta team with Malört.
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Your move, AEW. You gotta team with Malört.
Is there a doorbell camera company that 1.) isn't evil and 2.) sells the peephole camera type?
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Is there a doorbell camera company that 1.) isn't evil and 2.) sells the peephole camera type?
I got to pet a dog at work today.
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I got to pet a dog at work today.
I had my performance review and this bitch exceeds expectations.
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I had my performance review and this bitch exceeds expectations.
I’m too tired for this.
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I’m too tired for this.
I'm very happy for Thekla. She rules so hard. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I'm very happy for Thekla. She rules so hard. 🤼♂️
Thekla wiping the blood on Aubrey. What a menace. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Thekla wiping the blood on Aubrey. What a menace. 🤼♂️
Everyone in the title picture is a menace and I like that. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Everyone in the title picture is a menace and I like that. 🤼♂️
Schiavone sees at least one thing a week on AEW that he's never seen before to make his brain explode a bit and I think that's beautiful 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Schiavone sees at least one thing a week on AEW that he's never seen before to make his brain explode a bit and I think that's beautiful 🤼♂️
Private Party and the Rascalz are about to be chaotic little gremlins together if they get to have some matches. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Private Party and the Rascalz are about to be chaotic little gremlins together if they get to have some matches. 🤼♂️
OH NO MINA'S HAIR. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
OH NO MINA'S HAIR. 🤼♂️
Mox on comms. With Bryan?? Oh no. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Mox on comms. With Bryan?? Oh no. 🤼♂️
Clark. This is bat country. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Clark. This is bat country. 🤼♂️
Oh Kyle. A Briscoe in a ladder match? You gonna die, son. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Oh Kyle. A Briscoe in a ladder match? You gonna die, son. 🤼♂️
Until Ciampa was available, I assumed the plan would've been Mark and Kyle and this kind of solidifies that to me. They hot-shotted to Ciampa to get him a big debut and now we're back here. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Until Ciampa was available, I assumed the plan would've been Mark and Kyle and this kind of solidifies that to me. They hot-shotted to Ciampa to get him a big debut and now we're back here. 🤼♂️
Ciampa showing out this much in just three matches in AEW is wild. Bro must have been so frustrated in WWE 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Ciampa showing out this much in just three matches in AEW is wild. Bro must have been so frustrated in WWE 🤼♂️
Claudio, Garcia and Yoots doing a little dance. Cute! 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Claudio, Garcia and Yoots doing a little dance. Cute! 🤼♂️
Is that Swerve's lighter in the ring? 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Is that Swerve's lighter in the ring? 🤼♂️
Oh, I initially thought Kenny blessed us with eyeliner but I guess it's just a black eye. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Oh, I initially thought Kenny blessed us with eyeliner but I guess it's just a black eye. 🤼♂️
Kenny is wearing pants so you know he means business with Swerve. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Kenny is wearing pants so you know he means business with Swerve. 🤼♂️
A “big meaty men slapping meat” reference on Lions Led By Donkeys. Bless.
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
A “big meaty men slapping meat” reference on Lions Led By Donkeys. Bless.
I spent all morning doing a data review for my own sanity and to stave off that breakdown. I caught errors ahead of time so now I’m less stressed
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I spent all morning doing a data review for my own sanity and to stave off that breakdown. I caught errors ahead of time so now I’m less stressed
Some of y'all need Jesus.
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Some of y'all need Jesus.