phyllis stalnaker✨🎄
@kaleidoscope-eyes.bsky.social
a winter bitch but summer’s in my blood
my follower count is a lie, I block aggressively
midwestern gremlin • mid 30s • they/them/theirs • 🔞
my follower count is a lie, I block aggressively
midwestern gremlin • mid 30s • they/them/theirs • 🔞
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found an etsy shop that's doing a tremendous bit
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
found an etsy shop that's doing a tremendous bit
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when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
FUN FACT: I bought all 60+ Animorphs books (including companion novels) one by one over a few years, and this mfer was THEE most expensive one by a long shot.
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
FUN FACT: I bought all 60+ Animorphs books (including companion novels) one by one over a few years, and this mfer was THEE most expensive one by a long shot.
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uwa! so holiday!
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
uwa! so holiday!
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the vibe forecast is in. folks its gonna get gay.
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the vibe forecast is in. folks its gonna get gay.
“🫵 what’s your favorite Coheed and Cambria song?!”
“Seven… track seven.”
“Seven… track seven.”
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“🫵 what’s your favorite Coheed and Cambria song?!”
“Seven… track seven.”
“Seven… track seven.”
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pov the polycule has weighed you, measured you and found you wanting.
December 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
pov the polycule has weighed you, measured you and found you wanting.
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this weather can only be described as hibernation conditions. my instincts are screaming for me to crawl into a cave and sleep for three months.
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
this weather can only be described as hibernation conditions. my instincts are screaming for me to crawl into a cave and sleep for three months.
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Something I have to reiterate is that you are being straight up lied to about trans people and our healthcare on an unfathomable scale, this instance reporting is already being torn to shreds by other people commenting, but the frequency of this kind of reporting is astonishing, it's neverending.
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.
archive.ph/Tmthz
archive.ph/Tmthz
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Something I have to reiterate is that you are being straight up lied to about trans people and our healthcare on an unfathomable scale, this instance reporting is already being torn to shreds by other people commenting, but the frequency of this kind of reporting is astonishing, it's neverending.
Lemme call my shot right now:
I made a list of updates for a work thing in early august. They are very soon going to ask me to make that list again, bc it’s currently mid December and as of today, those updates have not been implemented.
I made a list of updates for a work thing in early august. They are very soon going to ask me to make that list again, bc it’s currently mid December and as of today, those updates have not been implemented.
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Lemme call my shot right now:
I made a list of updates for a work thing in early august. They are very soon going to ask me to make that list again, bc it’s currently mid December and as of today, those updates have not been implemented.
I made a list of updates for a work thing in early august. They are very soon going to ask me to make that list again, bc it’s currently mid December and as of today, those updates have not been implemented.
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this is 2nite btw :•)
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
this is 2nite btw :•)
Oh! Question! It’s my first year with a fireplace. What do you use to attach stockings and decor to the brick? First attempt with command strips failed miserably lol
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oh! Question! It’s my first year with a fireplace. What do you use to attach stockings and decor to the brick? First attempt with command strips failed miserably lol
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everything shower + fresh sheets>>>>>>
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
everything shower + fresh sheets>>>>>>
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WORLDS FUCKED LET US COAST - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
WORLDS FUCKED LET US COAST - dashare.zone ADMIN
Still floored by my manager opening an email response to me about an issue I’m having by saying he heard about the issue late on Friday.
I know. You heard about it from me. I sent that email late Friday afternoon. Tf.
I know. You heard about it from me. I sent that email late Friday afternoon. Tf.
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Still floored by my manager opening an email response to me about an issue I’m having by saying he heard about the issue late on Friday.
I know. You heard about it from me. I sent that email late Friday afternoon. Tf.
I know. You heard about it from me. I sent that email late Friday afternoon. Tf.
A humble offering in the spirit of #WolfShirtWednesday
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A humble offering in the spirit of #WolfShirtWednesday
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drag wrestling name Ethel Pain
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
drag wrestling name Ethel Pain
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A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
Realized last night that I’ve passed an inflection point:
I sleep better next to my partner than I do alone. 🥰
I sleep better next to my partner than I do alone. 🥰
December 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Realized last night that I’ve passed an inflection point:
I sleep better next to my partner than I do alone. 🥰
I sleep better next to my partner than I do alone. 🥰
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Old: Diehard is an Xmas movie
Bold: Moonstruck is an Xmas movie
Gold: Jumanji is an Xmas movie
Bold: Moonstruck is an Xmas movie
Gold: Jumanji is an Xmas movie
December 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Old: Diehard is an Xmas movie
Bold: Moonstruck is an Xmas movie
Gold: Jumanji is an Xmas movie
Bold: Moonstruck is an Xmas movie
Gold: Jumanji is an Xmas movie
Shuffle really grabbed me by collar today and said “bitch you haven’t been listening to enough Ethel Cain and we’re gonna fix that right now”
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Shuffle really grabbed me by collar today and said “bitch you haven’t been listening to enough Ethel Cain and we’re gonna fix that right now”
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