Aristurtle
@kakapou.bsky.social
Former 90s kid. Current failing adult, with bad mental wiring.
Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys.
He/him
Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys.
He/him
Pinned
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Rest in peace, Dharmendra ji. A true icon in Bollywood history.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Rest in peace, Dharmendra ji. A true icon in Bollywood history.
The phrase "breaking balls" always felt rather gruesome and painful to me. Mostly heard it in a mafioso context, so I suppose it fits.
"Taking the piss", on the other hand, felt rather considerate. Like, I really don't wanna get up to pee right now, so please, take away my piss. So helpful.
"Taking the piss", on the other hand, felt rather considerate. Like, I really don't wanna get up to pee right now, so please, take away my piss. So helpful.
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The phrase "breaking balls" always felt rather gruesome and painful to me. Mostly heard it in a mafioso context, so I suppose it fits.
"Taking the piss", on the other hand, felt rather considerate. Like, I really don't wanna get up to pee right now, so please, take away my piss. So helpful.
"Taking the piss", on the other hand, felt rather considerate. Like, I really don't wanna get up to pee right now, so please, take away my piss. So helpful.
Drop some UNIQUE HAIR 👨🎤🖤👩🎤
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Drop some UNIQUE HAIR 👨🎤🖤👩🎤
We have to be kind to dogs, take care of them. We made them, for us. They wouldn't be here, like they are, if it weren't for us. We should be kind to all animals, of course, but we really owe it to dogs. They're our responsibility.
- Danny Trejo, Actor
- Danny Trejo, Actor
a man wearing a hat and a leather jacket says " hey "
Alt: actor danny trejo wearing a hat and a leather jacket says " hey "
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November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
We have to be kind to dogs, take care of them. We made them, for us. They wouldn't be here, like they are, if it weren't for us. We should be kind to all animals, of course, but we really owe it to dogs. They're our responsibility.
- Danny Trejo, Actor
- Danny Trejo, Actor
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Guy who named the dolphin: How about Phinland?
Chairperson of the country naming committee: Your days of naming things are done, Frank!
Him: *crying* ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᴾʰʳᵃⁿᵏ
Chairperson of the country naming committee: Your days of naming things are done, Frank!
Him: *crying* ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᴾʰʳᵃⁿᵏ
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Guy who named the dolphin: How about Phinland?
Chairperson of the country naming committee: Your days of naming things are done, Frank!
Him: *crying* ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᴾʰʳᵃⁿᵏ
Chairperson of the country naming committee: Your days of naming things are done, Frank!
Him: *crying* ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᴾʰʳᵃⁿᵏ
Finally watching some Ghibli movies I've always meant to watch. Just finished Laputa: Castle in the Sky.
#filmsky
#filmsky
a castle floating in the sky with a tree on top of it
Alt: a castle floating in the sky with a tree on top of it
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November 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Finally watching some Ghibli movies I've always meant to watch. Just finished Laputa: Castle in the Sky.
#filmsky
#filmsky
I'm reading a book about mummies and it keeps making my jaw drop.
I'm reading a book about exorcism but it's making my head spin
I'm reading a book about earthquakes but it's not my fault.
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I'm reading a book about mummies and it keeps making my jaw drop.
A stack of photos
Smell of glue, empty album
Investing in memories
#haikufeels #haiku #prompt #writingcommunity
Smell of glue, empty album
Investing in memories
#haikufeels #haiku #prompt #writingcommunity
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A stack of photos
Smell of glue, empty album
Investing in memories
#haikufeels #haiku #prompt #writingcommunity
Smell of glue, empty album
Investing in memories
#haikufeels #haiku #prompt #writingcommunity
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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my beard is getting too long but not long enough that i can do magic
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
my beard is getting too long but not long enough that i can do magic
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My background shows are ones I’ve seen a bunch. I can follow along because I already know what’s going to happen. The shows themselves are incredibly well done and don’t treat the audience like distracted viewers.
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My background shows are ones I’ve seen a bunch. I can follow along because I already know what’s going to happen. The shows themselves are incredibly well done and don’t treat the audience like distracted viewers.
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This is Flaming June by Frederic Leighton (1895).
Are you as obsessed as I am with the color of her gown? I love how it seems to merge with her hair.
#Victorian #art #paintings #history
Are you as obsessed as I am with the color of her gown? I love how it seems to merge with her hair.
#Victorian #art #paintings #history
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This is Flaming June by Frederic Leighton (1895).
Are you as obsessed as I am with the color of her gown? I love how it seems to merge with her hair.
#Victorian #art #paintings #history
Are you as obsessed as I am with the color of her gown? I love how it seems to merge with her hair.
#Victorian #art #paintings #history
Many people don't seem to get how physically demanding sumo training is. For eg, many wrestlers are forced to consume over 8000 calories a day, because they rapidly lose weight otherwise. Imagine taking in 5-6 thousand calories a day, and still losing weight. That's how exhausting their regimen is.
a group of men are standing in front of a sign that says vs.
Alt: a group of sumo wrestlers in casual clothing are lined up.
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November 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Many people don't seem to get how physically demanding sumo training is. For eg, many wrestlers are forced to consume over 8000 calories a day, because they rapidly lose weight otherwise. Imagine taking in 5-6 thousand calories a day, and still losing weight. That's how exhausting their regimen is.
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*walking on the beach*
Me: *puts shell to ear*
Shell: we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
Me: *puts shell to ear*
Shell: we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
*walking on the beach*
Me: *puts shell to ear*
Shell: we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
Me: *puts shell to ear*
Shell: we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
Same niece just got engaged recently. Time flies. :)
Once, my four year old niece was intently drawing, when her grandmother kept pestering her about food.
She said, "What would my baby like me to make? Shall I make pancakes? Or shall I make..?" So on.
After a while, my niece turns to her and says sweetly, "could you make... a little less noise?"
She said, "What would my baby like me to make? Shall I make pancakes? Or shall I make..?" So on.
After a while, my niece turns to her and says sweetly, "could you make... a little less noise?"
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Same niece just got engaged recently. Time flies. :)
Once, my four year old niece was intently drawing, when her grandmother kept pestering her about food.
She said, "What would my baby like me to make? Shall I make pancakes? Or shall I make..?" So on.
After a while, my niece turns to her and says sweetly, "could you make... a little less noise?"
She said, "What would my baby like me to make? Shall I make pancakes? Or shall I make..?" So on.
After a while, my niece turns to her and says sweetly, "could you make... a little less noise?"
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Once, my four year old niece was intently drawing, when her grandmother kept pestering her about food.
She said, "What would my baby like me to make? Shall I make pancakes? Or shall I make..?" So on.
After a while, my niece turns to her and says sweetly, "could you make... a little less noise?"
She said, "What would my baby like me to make? Shall I make pancakes? Or shall I make..?" So on.
After a while, my niece turns to her and says sweetly, "could you make... a little less noise?"
Name a black and white film.
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Name a black and white film.
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Firewood crackles
Flames, like red fingers,
Grasp at the night.
How warm she feels
In my arms.
I pray in silence
For dawn to break late.
#wildwalkprompt #prompt #writesky #poetry
Flames, like red fingers,
Grasp at the night.
How warm she feels
In my arms.
I pray in silence
For dawn to break late.
#wildwalkprompt #prompt #writesky #poetry
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Firewood crackles
Flames, like red fingers,
Grasp at the night.
How warm she feels
In my arms.
I pray in silence
For dawn to break late.
#wildwalkprompt #prompt #writesky #poetry
Flames, like red fingers,
Grasp at the night.
How warm she feels
In my arms.
I pray in silence
For dawn to break late.
#wildwalkprompt #prompt #writesky #poetry
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(My turn in the rap battle)
Ayo… uh, yo… yeah yeah!
In the morning through the window shade, when the light brushed up against your shoulder blade I could see what you were reading
Ayo… uh, yo… yeah yeah!
In the morning through the window shade, when the light brushed up against your shoulder blade I could see what you were reading
September 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
(My turn in the rap battle)
Ayo… uh, yo… yeah yeah!
In the morning through the window shade, when the light brushed up against your shoulder blade I could see what you were reading
Ayo… uh, yo… yeah yeah!
In the morning through the window shade, when the light brushed up against your shoulder blade I could see what you were reading
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