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Aristurtle
@kakapou.bsky.social
Former 90s kid. Current failing adult, with bad mental wiring.

Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys.

He/him
It's about as conscious as a drunk guy on crack taking a nap.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
That's going Christoophar.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I knew a girl named Christophine in college. She later revealed that she had two older brothers named Christopher and Christophile. They were, um, a devout Christian family.
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It's around 78 F where I am, but the sad thing is this is considered cool here. Winter here just means you sweat a bit less than usual.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I would get Ari Aster to make a Batman movie. It's like, you thought the guy dressed as a bat doing badass shit with high tech gear was "dark and gritty"? I'll show you what dark and gritty is.
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Oh, so that's how they sleep with the fishes.
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The sequel might be too much to handle then, I hear.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Now she goes by Millie Bobby Grown, I believe.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
It's sure to garner interest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM