Bertitude
kaiel.me
Bertitude
@kaiel.me
Writer-Director, Reluctant Producer, Professional Social Media Loudmouth. I make movies when people give me money.

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Perspective is a hell of a thing. A country loses a legend, my friend loses their father.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My wife is going to be insufferable now.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Raccoons have easy access to food in the form of human trash. It could be jump-starting physical and behavioral changes in the masked bandits, new research suggests. https://cnn.it/4ac7cUq
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
MTG resigning is just yet another example of the spineless nature of the GOP. Likkle pressure and suddenly morals and they out the door at the end of the session.
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Well that problem solved itself
@cnn.com on Bluesky
In their pursuit of circumventing House GOP leadership to force a vote on the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files, Democrats found an unlikely ally in Greene. https://cnn.it/4iaOD56
bsky.app
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
me respectfully barking up the wrong tree
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I believe that the debt should be calculated to date including interest. That should become principal that is *permanently* placed on the national debt of every slave owning colonial nation and the annual interest should be paid into a trust for the descendants of slaves and to the colonies.
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This ruling proves Lina Khan's thesis that antitrust law utilizes a deeply flawed basis for adjudging market power. "Monopoly" is far too limited an approach
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I do think it's very funny that you can accurately nail down someone's age by whether or not they're excited for Half-Life 3.

If you are excited for Half-Life 3, please remember to moisturize, stretch, and drink lots of water. You're old now, and the kids don't know or care about Half-Life.
A Half-Life 3 announcement would break the internet if the internet were full of only 35+ year olds.

(I kid, I kid... I'll just wait for the TikTok videos with Alphas explaining why their parents liked Half-Life so much back in the day)
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
SLAY DIVISION! WHAT IS YOUR MISSION!
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I believe in a path to redemption but fuck this privilege of being able to bring so much harm and then going "oopsie, my bad".
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 8d
"I'm only responsible for myself and my own words and actions … and I've been working on this a lot lately, to put down the knives in politics," Greene said. "I really want to just see people be kind to one another." https://cnn.it/3XvIR4n
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Has Robert Eggers ever done a sequel? I think it's time for Nosfera-two
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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They rounded a bunch of random Venezuelans with tats and pretended they were in tren de aragua, then started blowing up random Venezuelan boats they claim “carried drugs,” in order to slowly groom their base into supporting a full ground war on Venezuela that was always about oil
Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Let me know when they packing up to close down
@gothamist.com on Bluesky
Early Addition: Barstool considers moving to Hoboken after Mamdani's win https://gothamist.com/news/early-addition-barstool-considers-moving-to-hoboken-after-mamdanis-win
bsky.app
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Basically criminal bribery at a federal level

Original post: techhub.social/@Techmeme/11...
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Boko Haram kills more Muslims than Christians but it will be a cold day in Hell before any Trumpist gives a shit about that.
Trump says he's instructing the Department of Defense to prepare for military action against Nigeria
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Circular money

Original post: techhub.social/@Techmeme/11...
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Unless these businesses are truly worker owned and driven don't buy the altruistic bullshit they are selling. They don't care about anything except money and power.

Original post: flipboard.com/@theverge/po...
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Pretty sure this is some kind of hate crime
I’ve always considered pickles to be the herpes of fixin’s.
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We don't want any of this

Original post: techhub.social/@Techmeme/11...
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Nation’s Nutritionists Confirm Mini Versions Of Food Nummier https://theonion.com/nation-s-nutritionists-confirm-mini-versions-of-food-nu-1819580287/
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
When are we going to do something about this? It's crazy man. That's over 30 people killed on the vibes of one country.
@charliesavage.bsky.social on Bluesky
U.S. Military Kills Six People in Latest Boat Strike in the Caribbean The Trump administration has acknowledged 10 strikes on suspected drug-smuggling boats from South America, which have killed 43 people. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/us/politics/caribbean-sea-boat-strike-us-venezuela.html
bsky.app
October 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM