Kala Kawa
@kaalakawaa.bsky.social
Fareed // Shauqeen Mazaaj // World’s Cheapest Date // Very Queer // Very Brown
Wait — is Pakistan blocking BlueSky already? Couldn’t log in for days and couldn’t figure out why. Switched the VPN on and instantly got through. 🤷🏻♂️
November 21, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Wait — is Pakistan blocking BlueSky already? Couldn’t log in for days and couldn’t figure out why. Switched the VPN on and instantly got through. 🤷🏻♂️
I’ve got a joke about Sisyphus, but I’m afraid it never ends.
i've a joke about pandora's box, but I'd rather we didn't get into that
I’ve got a joke about Narcissus, but upon reflection you might not want to hear it
November 13, 2024 at 1:20 PM
I’ve got a joke about Sisyphus, but I’m afraid it never ends.
Muskollini will always keep the lights in his corner office on.
WILL THE LAST PERSON WHO LEAVES TWITTER PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
November 13, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Muskollini will always keep the lights in his corner office on.
Because bird pictures seem to be popular and I’m just trying to fit in. Hello everyone!
November 13, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Because bird pictures seem to be popular and I’m just trying to fit in. Hello everyone!
If you’re in a funk may I, as a recent convert, recommend #KDramas to you as a salve to your mental health wounds. Of course, they’re largely ridiculous but that’s rather the point. They’re pulpy and all they ask of you is to sit back and enjoy the insane ride. They give fully and ask for nought.
November 13, 2024 at 4:23 AM
If you’re in a funk may I, as a recent convert, recommend #KDramas to you as a salve to your mental health wounds. Of course, they’re largely ridiculous but that’s rather the point. They’re pulpy and all they ask of you is to sit back and enjoy the insane ride. They give fully and ask for nought.
I keep reading “Xodus” as “Zodus” and need a split second each time to realise it’s a play on X. Which just goes to show what a disaster that rebrand was since no one ever has or ever will remember it as X. #FuckElonMusk
November 13, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I keep reading “Xodus” as “Zodus” and need a split second each time to realise it’s a play on X. Which just goes to show what a disaster that rebrand was since no one ever has or ever will remember it as X. #FuckElonMusk
What’s with all the bird images here? (Says the person with a bird inspired handle and profile page wallpaper thingum)
November 13, 2024 at 3:32 AM
What’s with all the bird images here? (Says the person with a bird inspired handle and profile page wallpaper thingum)
Blue sky does feel VERY early Twitter right now. Except early Twitter optimism laced with late Twitter scar tissue. Fitting.
November 13, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Blue sky does feel VERY early Twitter right now. Except early Twitter optimism laced with late Twitter scar tissue. Fitting.
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A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine
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November 12, 2024 at 11:01 PM
A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine
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So where are the television people? As in not the news TV people; but just the people who have encyclopaedic television knowledge and also good opinions. You know, like me. *puts interwoven fingers under chin*
November 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM
So where are the television people? As in not the news TV people; but just the people who have encyclopaedic television knowledge and also good opinions. You know, like me. *puts interwoven fingers under chin*
Choosing this as the platform where I merge my Twitter and Instagram personae. Largely because there isn’t anyone here and the fewer people who see that Frankenstein’s monster the better :)
December 13, 2023 at 7:05 AM
Choosing this as the platform where I merge my Twitter and Instagram personae. Largely because there isn’t anyone here and the fewer people who see that Frankenstein’s monster the better :)