@jzekis.bsky.social
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IF THIS WORKED, SHE WOULDN'T NEED TO SELL THE TECHNIQUES TO YOU
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
IF THIS WORKED, SHE WOULDN'T NEED TO SELL THE TECHNIQUES TO YOU
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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I know nothing really about Bad Bunny other than a lot of really terrible people seem to dislike him for what appears to be mostly bad reasons.
So I wish him well and keep on entertaining. Being hated by those people leaves you in excellent company.
So I wish him well and keep on entertaining. Being hated by those people leaves you in excellent company.
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I know nothing really about Bad Bunny other than a lot of really terrible people seem to dislike him for what appears to be mostly bad reasons.
So I wish him well and keep on entertaining. Being hated by those people leaves you in excellent company.
So I wish him well and keep on entertaining. Being hated by those people leaves you in excellent company.
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents who describe an agency that sounds like Reno 911!
“I thought federal agents were supposed to be clean cut but some of them pass around a flask as we are watching a suspect,” one told me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads
“I thought federal agents were supposed to be clean cut but some of them pass around a flask as we are watching a suspect,” one told me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads
ICE Unloads
Immigration officers speak out: “Fuck this.”
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents who describe an agency that sounds like Reno 911!
“I thought federal agents were supposed to be clean cut but some of them pass around a flask as we are watching a suspect,” one told me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads
“I thought federal agents were supposed to be clean cut but some of them pass around a flask as we are watching a suspect,” one told me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
Rookie Contracts in major pro sports years of team control
NHL 3 to 4 years
NFL 3 to 5 years
NBA 4 years
MLB 6 to 12 years depending on when promoted.
This is why half of the mlb does not participate in free agency. The rookie contract is far too valuable. A salary cap doesn't resolve this.
NHL 3 to 4 years
NFL 3 to 5 years
NBA 4 years
MLB 6 to 12 years depending on when promoted.
This is why half of the mlb does not participate in free agency. The rookie contract is far too valuable. A salary cap doesn't resolve this.
January 18, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Rookie Contracts in major pro sports years of team control
NHL 3 to 4 years
NFL 3 to 5 years
NBA 4 years
MLB 6 to 12 years depending on when promoted.
This is why half of the mlb does not participate in free agency. The rookie contract is far too valuable. A salary cap doesn't resolve this.
NHL 3 to 4 years
NFL 3 to 5 years
NBA 4 years
MLB 6 to 12 years depending on when promoted.
This is why half of the mlb does not participate in free agency. The rookie contract is far too valuable. A salary cap doesn't resolve this.
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
It's entirely possible that if a world leader is intent on destroying the lives of many innocent people in order to win a Nobel Peace Prize it's time to end the practice of handing out such an award.
The committee should find another way to foster peace
The committee should find another way to foster peace
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
It's entirely possible that if a world leader is intent on destroying the lives of many innocent people in order to win a Nobel Peace Prize it's time to end the practice of handing out such an award.
The committee should find another way to foster peace
The committee should find another way to foster peace
I feel like A24 is the master producer of movies I feel I should see but will never ever be in the mood to watch.
January 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I feel like A24 is the master producer of movies I feel I should see but will never ever be in the mood to watch.
Saw Marty Supreme. I respect the craftsmanship but it's not for me. An anxiety inducing slog about a reprehensible protagonist. The whole experience left me hollow.
It's an exercise in how to use film language to make a hero out of a villain.
It's an exercise in how to use film language to make a hero out of a villain.
December 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Saw Marty Supreme. I respect the craftsmanship but it's not for me. An anxiety inducing slog about a reprehensible protagonist. The whole experience left me hollow.
It's an exercise in how to use film language to make a hero out of a villain.
It's an exercise in how to use film language to make a hero out of a villain.
I'm amused that AI is the only thing that correctly remembers the White Sox won in 2005.
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm amused that AI is the only thing that correctly remembers the White Sox won in 2005.
My hypothesis right now on the government shut down is that everybody in government, on both sides, understands that they will benefit more if Trump is the one who blinks.
Republicans could absolutely ditch the filibuster but it doesn't benefit them. It benefits Trump.
Republicans could absolutely ditch the filibuster but it doesn't benefit them. It benefits Trump.
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My hypothesis right now on the government shut down is that everybody in government, on both sides, understands that they will benefit more if Trump is the one who blinks.
Republicans could absolutely ditch the filibuster but it doesn't benefit them. It benefits Trump.
Republicans could absolutely ditch the filibuster but it doesn't benefit them. It benefits Trump.
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It’s upsetting how true this is.
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It’s upsetting how true this is.
I will genuinely vote for anyone who runs on "I will be boring and responsible and you'll never have to think about me being weird"
When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I will genuinely vote for anyone who runs on "I will be boring and responsible and you'll never have to think about me being weird"
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When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
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NEW: ICE is planning to build a shadow deportation network in Texas. A proposal outlines a 24/7 transport operation run by armed contractors—turning Texas into the logistical backbone of an industrialized deportation machine.
My latest @wired.com: www.wired.com/story/ice-is...
My latest @wired.com: www.wired.com/story/ice-is...
October 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
NEW: ICE is planning to build a shadow deportation network in Texas. A proposal outlines a 24/7 transport operation run by armed contractors—turning Texas into the logistical backbone of an industrialized deportation machine.
My latest @wired.com: www.wired.com/story/ice-is...
My latest @wired.com: www.wired.com/story/ice-is...
Bring back Up with People to perform at halftime out of spite.
A new poll shows support for the Spanish-performing musician is split along party lines.
Poll Shows Stark Political Divide Over Bad Bunny Super Bowl Half-Time Show
A new poll shows support for the Spanish-performing musician is split along party lines.
www.forbes.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Bring back Up with People to perform at halftime out of spite.
If anybody in your life talks like this or gets way too caught up in birthrates they need to seek therapy.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If anybody in your life talks like this or gets way too caught up in birthrates they need to seek therapy.
The more fantastical the capabilities of AI becomes it inversely gets less interesting.
If I found anything interesting in AI video content it was playing "spot the jank". The jank and hallucinations are the only real charm.
If I found anything interesting in AI video content it was playing "spot the jank". The jank and hallucinations are the only real charm.
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The more fantastical the capabilities of AI becomes it inversely gets less interesting.
If I found anything interesting in AI video content it was playing "spot the jank". The jank and hallucinations are the only real charm.
If I found anything interesting in AI video content it was playing "spot the jank". The jank and hallucinations are the only real charm.
I think the only classic American Actor who should be fair use to use in AI advertisements is Orson Welles.
October 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I think the only classic American Actor who should be fair use to use in AI advertisements is Orson Welles.
It's time to reboot the show "The Shield" where Vic Mackey gets off desk duty by joining ICE.
October 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It's time to reboot the show "The Shield" where Vic Mackey gets off desk duty by joining ICE.