JWEngelhardt
@jwengelhardt.bsky.social
Lover of Star Wars, Chicago Bears, really all kinds of bears, and plenty more things.
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Fascism Fridays with the only journalist not in jail Tony Dokoupil
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Fascism Fridays with the only journalist not in jail Tony Dokoupil
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National Museum Of The Middle Class Opens In Schaumburg, IL https://theonion.com/national-museum-of-the-middle-class-opens-in-schaumburg-1819567586/
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
National Museum Of The Middle Class Opens In Schaumburg, IL https://theonion.com/national-museum-of-the-middle-class-opens-in-schaumburg-1819567586/
Wild
Sam Darnold will be the first QB from the 2018 draft class to start in a Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Wild
Why won't HBO Max let me watch The Smashing Machine!?! I want to watch the movie, not the trailer!
January 24, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Why won't HBO Max let me watch The Smashing Machine!?! I want to watch the movie, not the trailer!
If I had my own political talk show, it would straight up be a quiz show. All I would ever do is be like "Name four local businesses, three elementary schools and a hospital in your district?" "What's the median cost for a home in your district?"
Just make em drown cause they dont know shit.
Just make em drown cause they dont know shit.
Rep. Greg Steube: "You see Macron and the French sending troops to Greenland. I would love to see the US military up against French troops in Greenland, because it would not last very long. It would be a very small skirmish ... we don't care about what Macron and the French want."
January 23, 2026 at 5:18 PM
If I had my own political talk show, it would straight up be a quiz show. All I would ever do is be like "Name four local businesses, three elementary schools and a hospital in your district?" "What's the median cost for a home in your district?"
Just make em drown cause they dont know shit.
Just make em drown cause they dont know shit.
This looks sick. Can't wait. Star Wars is so cool.
First trailer for ‘Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord’
First two episodes premiere April 6 on Disney+
First two episodes premiere April 6 on Disney+
January 22, 2026 at 5:34 PM
This looks sick. Can't wait. Star Wars is so cool.
OK Miami just needs to chill at this point. Now they are trying to pay teams to be like "give us your best player to help us whoop your ass in the championship game."
I'm glad LA laughed them off the phone.
I'm glad LA laughed them off the phone.
💣🌶️ SOURCES: Before Inter Miami advanced on German Berterame...
Miami launched audacious bid worth ~$13m to LAFC for star Denis Bouanga (!)
LAFC rejected the deal out of hand. Bouanga doesn't want to leave, but would like new contract w/ LAFC
DETAILS:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
Miami launched audacious bid worth ~$13m to LAFC for star Denis Bouanga (!)
LAFC rejected the deal out of hand. Bouanga doesn't want to leave, but would like new contract w/ LAFC
DETAILS:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
OK Miami just needs to chill at this point. Now they are trying to pay teams to be like "give us your best player to help us whoop your ass in the championship game."
I'm glad LA laughed them off the phone.
I'm glad LA laughed them off the phone.
John Lynch gonna discover the Upside Down and the next 49ers Hard Knocks just gonna be Stranger Things as a documentary
GM John Lynch confirmed the 49ers have looked into the electrical substation.
January 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
John Lynch gonna discover the Upside Down and the next 49ers Hard Knocks just gonna be Stranger Things as a documentary
Star Wars Rebels is a fantastic comfort show.
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Star Wars Rebels is a fantastic comfort show.
Football is dead. Long live futbol.
January 19, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Football is dead. Long live futbol.
I love you Chicago Bears
a man in a suit says it 's hard when things end in front of a store
Alt: a man in a suit says it 's hard when things end in front of a store
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I love you Chicago Bears
What a drive from Jaquon Brisker
January 19, 2026 at 12:32 AM
What a drive from Jaquon Brisker
DJ Moore with the hands!
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
DJ Moore with the hands!
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
OK now you need to go to Davis Mills
It is wild how bad Stroud has been in these playoffs
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
OK now you need to go to Davis Mills
It is wild how bad Stroud has been in these playoffs
January 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It is wild how bad Stroud has been in these playoffs
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studs up, and no attempt to play the ball, nailed on red
Borderline red card 🟥
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
studs up, and no attempt to play the ball, nailed on red
Sam Mustipher playing playoff football in 2025 was not on my bingo card!
January 18, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Sam Mustipher playing playoff football in 2025 was not on my bingo card!
Me and my 8yo are recreating the NFL playoffs through this board game. I thought I had him in the blender with my play calls. Was moving the ball at will, but he sniffed it out and picked me off at the 12 yard line. I'm the Rams. I'm taking this as a promising sign for the Bears.
January 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Me and my 8yo are recreating the NFL playoffs through this board game. I thought I had him in the blender with my play calls. Was moving the ball at will, but he sniffed it out and picked me off at the 12 yard line. I'm the Rams. I'm taking this as a promising sign for the Bears.
-- Ben Johnson, heading into the Rams game
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
-- Ben Johnson, heading into the Rams game
Kathleen Kennedy helped make some cool ass Star Wars and she wore cool ass shirts like this. Thanks for being cool Kathleen Kennedy.
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Kathleen Kennedy helped make some cool ass Star Wars and she wore cool ass shirts like this. Thanks for being cool Kathleen Kennedy.
Aaron Rodgers making Mike Tomlin's resignation about Aaron Rodgers is the most Aaron Rodgers thing to do.
January 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Aaron Rodgers making Mike Tomlin's resignation about Aaron Rodgers is the most Aaron Rodgers thing to do.
Zac Taylor in the AFC North
a man is standing on a rug in a living room holding a tennis racquet .
Alt: a man is standing on a rug in a living room holding a tennis racquet .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Zac Taylor in the AFC North
We are living in The Onion
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
We are living in The Onion