Michael
@justmichael.bsky.social
Caller of the Cats, Writer, Musician, Cyborg
He/They
He/They
Oh gosh y'all, unfollowing now. I liked the way he pawned his Smith-Corona but I didn't know about his heroin addiction.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Oh gosh y'all, unfollowing now. I liked the way he pawned his Smith-Corona but I didn't know about his heroin addiction.
It's so good
y'all should read it, it's for international men's day
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It's so good
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It reminds me of meee
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It reminds me of meee
Johnson must also be in the files.
Mike Johnson expresses concern that requiring the Epstein files to come out "could ruin the reputations of completely innocent people, such as those who may just have known Epstein but knew nothing of his crimes or whose names he exploited and used to try to get close to his intended victims."
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Johnson must also be in the files.
Reposted by Michael
Last Christmas I was so sick I accidentally threw away all our sons switch games. Couldn't believe I made such a huge mistake. He wanted to trade his old switch and get a new one for Christmas but we just can't afford it.
If anyone has any switch games they don't like anymore? We cant afford them
If anyone has any switch games they don't like anymore? We cant afford them
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Last Christmas I was so sick I accidentally threw away all our sons switch games. Couldn't believe I made such a huge mistake. He wanted to trade his old switch and get a new one for Christmas but we just can't afford it.
If anyone has any switch games they don't like anymore? We cant afford them
If anyone has any switch games they don't like anymore? We cant afford them
You guys misspelled "racists"
Researchers are now saying that AI can find correlations between facial characteristics and success on the job.
The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
You guys misspelled "racists"
Oh guitar playing friends I have very bad news:
Blue Chip picks are actually worth it.
I am as upset as anyone. It's like finding out Johnny Walker Blue is fantastic.
Blue Chip picks are actually worth it.
I am as upset as anyone. It's like finding out Johnny Walker Blue is fantastic.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Oh guitar playing friends I have very bad news:
Blue Chip picks are actually worth it.
I am as upset as anyone. It's like finding out Johnny Walker Blue is fantastic.
Blue Chip picks are actually worth it.
I am as upset as anyone. It's like finding out Johnny Walker Blue is fantastic.
Policy wonks lose elections.
Every time.
Every time.
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Policy wonks lose elections.
Every time.
Every time.
Never followed so fast and so smooth
This is my best post. That's why it's pinned.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Never followed so fast and so smooth
Brutal
Looks like Kim Davis is gonna have to go back to tying James Caan to the bed during a snowstorm now.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Brutal
Wow @kaine.senate.gov disappoints again.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Wow @kaine.senate.gov disappoints again.
This just in:
Cornell to go the way of Florida's New College.
Cornell to go the way of Florida's New College.
Cornell has reached an agreement with the federal government to restore our funding:
statements.cornell.edu/2025/2025110...
statements.cornell.edu/2025/2025110...
An agreement to restore Cornell’s federal research funding | University Statements | Cornell University
statements.cornell.edu
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This just in:
Cornell to go the way of Florida's New College.
Cornell to go the way of Florida's New College.
MTG Arena should add a feature where you can block players with UW decks.
And also firebomb their homes.
And also firebomb their homes.
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
MTG Arena should add a feature where you can block players with UW decks.
And also firebomb their homes.
And also firebomb their homes.
Dem pundits are full of shit.
Correct.
Correct.
I am no longer employed so I'm not blogging Zohran tonight but I can just repeat exactly what I said in June :-)
he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit
he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit
The Democratic Party Needs to Learn from Zohran Mamdani's Guts and Backbone
Zohran Mamdani did something different, and it made all the difference.
www.teenvogue.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Dem pundits are full of shit.
Correct.
Correct.
🎶 Mamdani!
Oh oh oh oh!
Maaaaamdaniii!
Oh oh oh oh! 🎶
Oh oh oh oh!
Maaaaamdaniii!
Oh oh oh oh! 🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
🎶 Mamdani!
Oh oh oh oh!
Maaaaamdaniii!
Oh oh oh oh! 🎶
Oh oh oh oh!
Maaaaamdaniii!
Oh oh oh oh! 🎶
Harrisonburg+41 yeah baby
me rn
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Harrisonburg+41 yeah baby
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If Mamdani beats Cuomo tonight, we're all gonna suffer through months of discourse about what it means
But one great, amazing, minor thing is that maybe nobody gives a shit what celebrities, rich people, or elitist pundits think anymore, an apolitical thing that democrats can easily move away from
But one great, amazing, minor thing is that maybe nobody gives a shit what celebrities, rich people, or elitist pundits think anymore, an apolitical thing that democrats can easily move away from
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If Mamdani beats Cuomo tonight, we're all gonna suffer through months of discourse about what it means
But one great, amazing, minor thing is that maybe nobody gives a shit what celebrities, rich people, or elitist pundits think anymore, an apolitical thing that democrats can easily move away from
But one great, amazing, minor thing is that maybe nobody gives a shit what celebrities, rich people, or elitist pundits think anymore, an apolitical thing that democrats can easily move away from
Maybe the real glory was in our own holes all along.
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Maybe the real glory was in our own holes all along.
Reposted by Michael
The Times' artful wording has naturally Raised An Important Question, namely: What precisely did the White House communications director call me to dissuade me from contacting Stephen Miller directly?
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/b...
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Times' artful wording has naturally Raised An Important Question, namely: What precisely did the White House communications director call me to dissuade me from contacting Stephen Miller directly?
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/b...
(Rage Against the Machine Voice):
Campin on the mountain
Bussy full of beans
Campin on the mountain
Bussy full of beans
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(Rage Against the Machine Voice):
Campin on the mountain
Bussy full of beans
Campin on the mountain
Bussy full of beans
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lit mags: wrench the sky from the atmosphere and pour it into our lungs; build us a menagerie with autumnal light; give us airplanes made with the birth certificates of our ancestors
poems lit mags publish: "self portrait as my poem asking me if I would still love it if it was a worm"
poems lit mags publish: "self portrait as my poem asking me if I would still love it if it was a worm"
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
lit mags: wrench the sky from the atmosphere and pour it into our lungs; build us a menagerie with autumnal light; give us airplanes made with the birth certificates of our ancestors
poems lit mags publish: "self portrait as my poem asking me if I would still love it if it was a worm"
poems lit mags publish: "self portrait as my poem asking me if I would still love it if it was a worm"
Reposted by Michael
Myrtle says good morning
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Myrtle says good morning
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🚨URGENT #MUTUALAID NEEDED!!🚨
Currently crashing w/ a wicked kind & generous comrade who is letting me stay for a few days while I figure out a new housing situation for me & my #animals🙏🏽✊🏽💜 Need 💰 for ⛽️ & 🍱 while I’m here. Can anyone plz Apple Pay me however much you can spare??🙏🏽💜 Plz DM for my #️⃣
Currently crashing w/ a wicked kind & generous comrade who is letting me stay for a few days while I figure out a new housing situation for me & my #animals🙏🏽✊🏽💜 Need 💰 for ⛽️ & 🍱 while I’m here. Can anyone plz Apple Pay me however much you can spare??🙏🏽💜 Plz DM for my #️⃣
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
🚨URGENT #MUTUALAID NEEDED!!🚨
Currently crashing w/ a wicked kind & generous comrade who is letting me stay for a few days while I figure out a new housing situation for me & my #animals🙏🏽✊🏽💜 Need 💰 for ⛽️ & 🍱 while I’m here. Can anyone plz Apple Pay me however much you can spare??🙏🏽💜 Plz DM for my #️⃣
Currently crashing w/ a wicked kind & generous comrade who is letting me stay for a few days while I figure out a new housing situation for me & my #animals🙏🏽✊🏽💜 Need 💰 for ⛽️ & 🍱 while I’m here. Can anyone plz Apple Pay me however much you can spare??🙏🏽💜 Plz DM for my #️⃣
Norman Osborne voice:
I'm a bit of a hot topper myself
I'm a bit of a hot topper myself
You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.
October 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Norman Osborne voice:
I'm a bit of a hot topper myself
I'm a bit of a hot topper myself