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Michael
@justmichael.bsky.social
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Caller of the Cats, Writer, Musician, Cyborg
He/They
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What if we 👉👈
Green and pink PJs with interlocked scissors on them.
October 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Legit thought this was a @chucktingle.bsky.social book on first glance.
A pamphlet for Cervical Facet Injection with a design style that is similar to many of CT's books.
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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If you can see this, quote post a vampire who isn't Dracula.
Bunnicula Strikes Again cover.
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Hey this guy sucks y'all.
Steve King's profile. He is a creep.
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I performed (as Daddy Sir) at Pride this weekend and right up before me was Big Daddy so of course we had to get a picture together.
Two bear performers in high queer fashion being happy at pride
September 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Can it be?
Scrooge asking what's today my fine fellow
September 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Morning, y'all!
#FloydFest skeeters rise up!
Guy person with a beard drinking from a cup with colorful towels, lights, and flags in the background. Text reads it's a beautiful festy morning here at Floyd Fest.
July 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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This is what you missed by not coming to the show
Fella with a beard in an unbuttoned black shirt
July 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Anyone going to #FloydFest ???
Floyd Fest 25 poster
July 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Sweetums surrounded by ladies.
June 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Oh no you guys

I emailed the creator of the Lesbian Cats ®️ Arm and Hammer commercial about being in on the joke and this was his reply:

(Commercial for reference if you haven't seen it: youtu.be/NqLCtCIU-Mw?...)
Email text reads Me: Hi! You've probably gotten some emails regarding the lesbian cats commercial. I just wanted to know if you had any good stories about its development or reception. Was everyone in on the joke? Dean: ?? Lesbian cats? That's news to me. Guess I wasn't in on the joke either. I designed, directed and animated the spot, but it never occurred to me to ask them about their sexual proclivities. What makes you think they were lesbians? Dean
May 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Musically, a lot
Poetically, sometimes (tho probably more soon)
Graphically, also sometimes but it's usually music related:
Musical poster. Two half faces with a multi color background. Performing acts and times are listed as well
May 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Woman and man in bed "wonder if" meme. The woman is a pillow and the man is Elon Musk. Text says Her I wonder if he's thinking about other pillows Him If I go to sleep who will defend Elon Musk online
May 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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You missed me in this!

(And some good music)
Me in a mostly unbuttoned gold shirt. I am wearing a cowboy hat.
April 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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If you're near Harrisonburg, VA you should come out tonight to Restless Moons and hear me and 9 other acts play!
Show poster for Sir Yes Sir 2 at Restless moons on 4/26 starting at 6. Lists the acts. Sir Slur, Daddy Sir, Cheryl Sule, Corie Nixon, Gabriel Meadows, Off Tha Dome, Jesse Payne, Noremac the Barlord, Blaze Em Upp, and Fern.
April 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Picture and age

47
Me in an open, white linen shirt with a rainbow robe, wearing a straw hat and holding a rose. I am standing in the woods
April 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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For my friend [redacted] by [redacted] last Friday:
For Mills, at Cedar Key The night is full of noise. There is no silence, just attention paid or not: mullet flitter and fall; waves kiss and lap the rocks; drunken tourists off key sing a country chorus; on a balcony lovers talk of nothing. But one heart, one body, one voice can no longer fill the night air with joy and your wild abundance. You are still. You are still; we are broken. Shattered, but together, we hear your voice in memories. Held in conversations, we find new ways to you in the living embrace of everything you loved. You are no longer here. You will always be here.
April 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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🎶 The best part of working from home is checking emails in the spa 🎶
Me in hot tub. Woods behind.
April 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Repost the spectacles, nerd
White person with long brown hair and a grey beard wearing glasses and two robes. Guitars hang in the background.
April 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Extremely niche response
Stuart Smalley of SNL Fame with Michael Jackson's head text reads Annie, you're good enough. You're smart enough and you're okay
April 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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My brother Kris has joined the cult.
Two NB Miatas. One painted like graffiti and one white.
March 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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This is the synergy I live for.

Also I hope y'all feel better.
Gastly says "i slept like absolute shit man" and Dr Frizzle says "waking up is such BS. Like what do you mean you're sore body, you literally did nothing all night but lie there"
March 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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It me.
White card taped to a green camp stove. Text says not pretty but works good $10
March 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Had to put the fun in funeral today but at least I looked good doing it.
Me in a blue suit with a pink vest
March 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I got surprise laid off from my bartending job (I was leaving on the 17th but last Friday was my surprise last day) and so I didn't get a proper send-off.

However, we all met at the local dive bar tonight for karaoke and they got me. It's good to be loved.
Me wearing black with whipped cream over half my face.
March 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM