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The IT guy
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This Christmas tree has everything: Bulbs, garlands, an Elf on the Shelf who’s AWOL from rehab, and a Futuristic Feedback Loop.
(What’s a Futuristic Feedback Loop?)
That’s two ChatGPTs saying “I agree, let’s just keep it merry and bright” to each other until the sun explodes.
(What’s a Futuristic Feedback Loop?)
That’s two ChatGPTs saying “I agree, let’s just keep it merry and bright” to each other until the sun explodes.
December 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This Christmas tree has everything: Bulbs, garlands, an Elf on the Shelf who’s AWOL from rehab, and a Futuristic Feedback Loop.
(What’s a Futuristic Feedback Loop?)
That’s two ChatGPTs saying “I agree, let’s just keep it merry and bright” to each other until the sun explodes.
(What’s a Futuristic Feedback Loop?)
That’s two ChatGPTs saying “I agree, let’s just keep it merry and bright” to each other until the sun explodes.
Two weeks.
“Everything” is not coming down in price. It’s almost all going up. The Golden Age isn't “right around the corner” any more than a healthcare plan is. Stop gaslighting the American people.
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Two weeks.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
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Accurate as fuck:
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Accurate as fuck:
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And as the legend goes, he'll be sleeping for the next 20 years -which is probably the greatest Christmas gift any of us has ever, and will ever receive.
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrump
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
And as the legend goes, he'll be sleeping for the next 20 years -which is probably the greatest Christmas gift any of us has ever, and will ever receive.
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrump
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Fuck you if you support him.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fuck you if you support him.
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Tennessee 7, make sure you are voting today in your special election!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Tennessee 7, make sure you are voting today in your special election!!!!!
A sugar cookie?
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
A sugar cookie?
Just sitting here waiting for our first Native American President so he can start to deport all White People wearing Oakley’s back to where they came from. Siberia.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just sitting here waiting for our first Native American President so he can start to deport all White People wearing Oakley’s back to where they came from. Siberia.
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ok this is really perfect
10/10, no notes
10/10, no notes
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
ok this is really perfect
10/10, no notes
10/10, no notes
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When your trial balloon gets shot down harder than Stephen Miller at a singles bar.
Trump on his administration's initial Russia-friendly peace plan: "That was not a plan. It was a concept."
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
When your trial balloon gets shot down harder than Stephen Miller at a singles bar.
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Chuck Grassley is running for the Senate again. He will be 95 years old. Ben Shapiro couldn’t be prouder.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Chuck Grassley is running for the Senate again. He will be 95 years old. Ben Shapiro couldn’t be prouder.
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It’s sad that “soldiers shouldn’t commit crimes” is a brave position for a Republican to take.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s sad that “soldiers shouldn’t commit crimes” is a brave position for a Republican to take.
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Also how does this man explain having one wide nostril instead of the traditional two
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Also how does this man explain having one wide nostril instead of the traditional two
It’s 2025, not sure why this needs to be said but IT departments aren’t just needed in tech companies. We existed before the internet (MIS)… and we will be around long after AI is long gone.
Legit question - why does a soup company need a VP of IT? They've been putting shit in cans for like a century. Maybe the quality would be better if they weren't, you know, paying for someone with that title.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s 2025, not sure why this needs to be said but IT departments aren’t just needed in tech companies. We existed before the internet (MIS)… and we will be around long after AI is long gone.
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When you're a star, Trump lets you socialism
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
When you're a star, Trump lets you socialism
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When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
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NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
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Dems in Array
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Dems in Array
“The ‘r’ in Louvre is for security.”
“it’s 2025, surely nobody could still be using ‘password’ as their password”
the louvre: hold our baguette
the louvre: hold our baguette
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“The ‘r’ in Louvre is for security.”
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
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Explain it this way: modernizing is when Melania has plastic surgery. A tear down was when you dumped Ivanka for Marla.
October 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Explain it this way: modernizing is when Melania has plastic surgery. A tear down was when you dumped Ivanka for Marla.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.