A Jason Tabrys
@jtabrys.bsky.social
Loves late-night comedy and baseball (#LGM). Film nerd w/ a cool dog. Will write for egg rolls.
Member #TCA #IBWAA
Hosts podcast where comics talk baseball
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-in-the-gap-podcast/id1515290307
He/him
Member #TCA #IBWAA
Hosts podcast where comics talk baseball
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-in-the-gap-podcast/id1515290307
He/him
🎶Fascist Christmas, I'm taking your rights
And the very next day, I'll send you away
This year, Im drinking your tears
Giving tax breaks to someone wealthy🎶
And the very next day, I'll send you away
This year, Im drinking your tears
Giving tax breaks to someone wealthy🎶
First lady Melania Trump is scheduled to receive the official 2025 White House Christmas tree at noon Monday, marking the start of the holiday season.
First lady to receive 2025 White House Christmas tree
First lady Melania Trump is scheduled to receive the official 2025 White House Christmas tree at noon Monday, marking the start of the holiday season.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
🎶Fascist Christmas, I'm taking your rights
And the very next day, I'll send you away
This year, Im drinking your tears
Giving tax breaks to someone wealthy🎶
And the very next day, I'll send you away
This year, Im drinking your tears
Giving tax breaks to someone wealthy🎶
Banged my head on a bar in a bus. I am a giant with no spatial awareness in need of a helmet and spotters.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Banged my head on a bar in a bus. I am a giant with no spatial awareness in need of a helmet and spotters.
I woke up at 6:30, how do people do this?!
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I woke up at 6:30, how do people do this?!
There is now, inexplicably, a funnel cake stand across from my street. This is fat guy entrapment
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
There is now, inexplicably, a funnel cake stand across from my street. This is fat guy entrapment
Michella: Possible for you to not be so dramatic?
Me: (Playing to the cheap seats) I PREFER THE TERM THEATRICAL!
Me: (Playing to the cheap seats) I PREFER THE TERM THEATRICAL!
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Michella: Possible for you to not be so dramatic?
Me: (Playing to the cheap seats) I PREFER THE TERM THEATRICAL!
Me: (Playing to the cheap seats) I PREFER THE TERM THEATRICAL!
GenZer on millennials: "I'm scared of y'all"
Millennials (predictably in GIF form):
Millennials (predictably in GIF form):
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
GenZer on millennials: "I'm scared of y'all"
Millennials (predictably in GIF form):
Millennials (predictably in GIF form):
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.
Grosse Pointe Blank
Name a film you've seen six times.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Grosse Pointe Blank
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This is dirty as hell. In the Age of "AI," we've all gotta crank up our scrutiny of our contacts Extra high, even for non-"AI" fuckery.
"[Fox] announced a host of stars as part of its new The Life of Jesus Podcast. They failed to mention the audio was recorded for a different project in 2010"
"[Fox] announced a host of stars as part of its new The Life of Jesus Podcast. They failed to mention the audio was recorded for a different project in 2010"
Kristen Bell Is the Star of a New Jesus Podcast From Fox. No One Told Her
Fox's new Jesus podcast features Kristen Bell as the voice of Mary Magdalene. Bell, however, recorded the audio 15 years ago for a different project.
www.rollingstone.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is dirty as hell. In the Age of "AI," we've all gotta crank up our scrutiny of our contacts Extra high, even for non-"AI" fuckery.
"[Fox] announced a host of stars as part of its new The Life of Jesus Podcast. They failed to mention the audio was recorded for a different project in 2010"
"[Fox] announced a host of stars as part of its new The Life of Jesus Podcast. They failed to mention the audio was recorded for a different project in 2010"
I just want to find out the worst parts of the RFK/Lizza thing without having to pay for it
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I just want to find out the worst parts of the RFK/Lizza thing without having to pay for it
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AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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Zohran so seductive he turned Trump into a temporary socialist
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Zohran so seductive he turned Trump into a temporary socialist
What a fascinating slow-motion crash out www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign in January
The Georgia Republican's resignation comes after recently butting heads with President Donald Trump.
www.nbcnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
What a fascinating slow-motion crash out www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
now this one i believe
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
now this one i believe
In the future, work will be optional!
(Also food and housing and healthcare and the option won't be yours.)
(Also food and housing and healthcare and the option won't be yours.)
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In the future, work will be optional!
(Also food and housing and healthcare and the option won't be yours.)
(Also food and housing and healthcare and the option won't be yours.)
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
Was going to buy a house and have a kid, but with the pandemic, the economy, my dying industry, and [gestures wildly] the rest, I decided to throw action figures, sneakers, and food at the pain of my dashed dreams.
Think it's going really well.
Think it's going really well.
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Was going to buy a house and have a kid, but with the pandemic, the economy, my dying industry, and [gestures wildly] the rest, I decided to throw action figures, sneakers, and food at the pain of my dashed dreams.
Think it's going really well.
Think it's going really well.
the perfect gift for someone you hate
***DEAL***
#TheBigBangTheory: The Complete Series is down to $54.99 on Amazon:
https://amzn.to/3KehCs2
#BluRay #Ad #PhysicalMedia #BluRays #BoutiqueBluRay #CultMovies #DiscConnected
#TheBigBangTheory: The Complete Series is down to $54.99 on Amazon:
https://amzn.to/3KehCs2
#BluRay #Ad #PhysicalMedia #BluRays #BoutiqueBluRay #CultMovies #DiscConnected
Amazon.com: The Big Bang Theory: The Complete Series : Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Melissa Rauch, Mayim Bialik, Kevin Sussman: Movies & TV
Amazon.com: The Big Bang Theory: The Complete Series : Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Melissa Rauch, Mayim Bialik, Kevin Sussman: Movies & TV
amzn.to
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
the perfect gift for someone you hate
Jake Lacy is such a gifted on-screen yuppie shithead
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Jake Lacy is such a gifted on-screen yuppie shithead
Happy International Male catalog day to all who celebrate. Enjoy your mesh briefs, fellas
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Happy International Male catalog day to all who celebrate. Enjoy your mesh briefs, fellas
hard agree, but if you told me the Pope was being consulted on team uniforms what with the papal wardrobe's flair? Oh hell yeah.
Unpopular opinion: Chicago needs to back off the Pope.
For example, he doesn’t need to be read in on “the vision for a new White Sox stadium,” as the email headline I just saw stated.
Let him Pope.
For example, he doesn’t need to be read in on “the vision for a new White Sox stadium,” as the email headline I just saw stated.
Let him Pope.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
hard agree, but if you told me the Pope was being consulted on team uniforms what with the papal wardrobe's flair? Oh hell yeah.