A Jason Tabrys
@jtabrys.bsky.social
Loves late-night comedy and baseball (#LGM). 🔵 Politically engaged, but it's slowly killing me. Has a cool dog.
Longtime professional TV/Film nerd working as an editor at Uproxx
Member #TCA #IBWAA
Opinions? Regretably mine.
Longtime professional TV/Film nerd working as an editor at Uproxx
Member #TCA #IBWAA
Opinions? Regretably mine.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
Rewatched Death Proof. LOVE that movie. Maybe the best soundtrack from a Tarantino movie. Tracie Thoms with an all time badass performance.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Rewatched Death Proof. LOVE that movie. Maybe the best soundtrack from a Tarantino movie. Tracie Thoms with an all time badass performance.
Was over at a friends when they went to medicate their dog. "Who wants num nums?" they yelled.
This differs from my approach of yelling, "You wanna get fucked up?!" when I give my dog her pill pockets.
This differs from my approach of yelling, "You wanna get fucked up?!" when I give my dog her pill pockets.
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Was over at a friends when they went to medicate their dog. "Who wants num nums?" they yelled.
This differs from my approach of yelling, "You wanna get fucked up?!" when I give my dog her pill pockets.
This differs from my approach of yelling, "You wanna get fucked up?!" when I give my dog her pill pockets.
Honored to receive this award for Best Jason presented by the National Association of Ground Round Owner/Operators. Suck it, Biggs and Bateman!
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Honored to receive this award for Best Jason presented by the National Association of Ground Round Owner/Operators. Suck it, Biggs and Bateman!
In the future, we'll all be able to write about how RFK Jr. fucked us.
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
In the future, we'll all be able to write about how RFK Jr. fucked us.
Am I a Christmas movie? Am I cake? Am I human, or am I a dancer?
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Am I a Christmas movie? Am I cake? Am I human, or am I a dancer?
Will Robbie Williams appear as a CGI monkey? It matters!
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Will Robbie Williams appear as a CGI monkey? It matters!
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the person who named the Woolly Mammoth should’ve been able to name more things
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the person who named the Woolly Mammoth should’ve been able to name more things
We are four chapters from having to ponder whether it's President MrBeast or MrPresidentBeast
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We are four chapters from having to ponder whether it's President MrBeast or MrPresidentBeast
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
I share a Spotify account with my wife, who inexplicably loves country music. My Spotify Wrapped is a mess.
It said my most played genre is honky tonk. A VICIOUS LIE.
It said my most played genre is honky tonk. A VICIOUS LIE.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I share a Spotify account with my wife, who inexplicably loves country music. My Spotify Wrapped is a mess.
It said my most played genre is honky tonk. A VICIOUS LIE.
It said my most played genre is honky tonk. A VICIOUS LIE.
As is tradition, when the holidays near, I like to share the most liked thing I've ever written -- an oral history of Robert Smigel's Christmastime For The Jews.
uproxx.com/tv/christmas...
uproxx.com/tv/christmas...
An Oral History Of SNL’s ’Christmastime For The Jews’
We spoke to Robert Smigel and a host of others involved in the making of this ’SNL’ holiday classic to get the story of how it came to be.
uproxx.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
As is tradition, when the holidays near, I like to share the most liked thing I've ever written -- an oral history of Robert Smigel's Christmastime For The Jews.
uproxx.com/tv/christmas...
uproxx.com/tv/christmas...
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Thrilled to unveil Food 2, my company's radical disruption of the nutrition space. Some Food 2 facts:
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Thrilled to unveil Food 2, my company's radical disruption of the nutrition space. Some Food 2 facts:
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
I like Platonic more than The Studio and I don't care who knows!
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I like Platonic more than The Studio and I don't care who knows!
Remember when John Mulaney wrestled a trio of mean teens on his show with Sean Penn in his corner?
I miss that fucking show.
I miss that fucking show.
a man talking to another man with the words no no one 's ever flown me to fiji on the bottom
ALT: a man talking to another man with the words no no one 's ever flown me to fiji on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Remember when John Mulaney wrestled a trio of mean teens on his show with Sean Penn in his corner?
I miss that fucking show.
I miss that fucking show.
Good! My commitment to never again watching the messed with re-releases is strong.
To the point that I have VHS copies of the original Star Wars trilogy. I do not have a VCR, this is merely for historical preservation/hoarding reasons.
To the point that I have VHS copies of the original Star Wars trilogy. I do not have a VCR, this is merely for historical preservation/hoarding reasons.
Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
See Han shoot first.
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Good! My commitment to never again watching the messed with re-releases is strong.
To the point that I have VHS copies of the original Star Wars trilogy. I do not have a VCR, this is merely for historical preservation/hoarding reasons.
To the point that I have VHS copies of the original Star Wars trilogy. I do not have a VCR, this is merely for historical preservation/hoarding reasons.
My apologies to Paul Dano #LastFourWatched
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My apologies to Paul Dano #LastFourWatched
I simply want to spend my day taking an edible and playing Ecco The Dolphin
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I simply want to spend my day taking an edible and playing Ecco The Dolphin
His face looks like it's melting.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you “Don Snorleone,” the Nodfather.
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
His face looks like it's melting.
My 2025 looked a lot like 2024... and also 1993 with that last one
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My 2025 looked a lot like 2024... and also 1993 with that last one
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped