Jessica Beroldi (she/they) 🇧🇪🍉
@jstapfinator.bsky.social
What you can expect: 75% sports (Cubs/Sabres/Mets/Kraken), 10% parenting, 10% screaming into the abyss, 5% art stuff.
Upstate New Yorker transplanted to Belgium.
Art: jberoldart.bsky.social
Upstate New Yorker transplanted to Belgium.
Art: jberoldart.bsky.social
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It would be nice if literally everything wasn’t constantly getting worse for a bit
January 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
It would be nice if literally everything wasn’t constantly getting worse for a bit
Today's must watch: Linus Ullmark's interview with TSN on his leave of absence from the Senators. It is so rare to see a pro athlete be this up front and honest about any sort of issue, let alone one like this. Much love to Linus and his family. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIR-...
Linus Ullmark addresses leave of absence from the Sens
YouTube video by TSN
www.youtube.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Today's must watch: Linus Ullmark's interview with TSN on his leave of absence from the Senators. It is so rare to see a pro athlete be this up front and honest about any sort of issue, let alone one like this. Much love to Linus and his family. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIR-...
hi I still exist sometimes I forget about this app
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
hi I still exist sometimes I forget about this app
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if you give my kids an ai chatbot stuffy I will destroy it with a hammer while you watch
“Now, kiddie chatbot companies are suggesting that your child can avoid bothering you and passively ogling a screen by chatting with her mechanical helper instead. Which feels a bit like unleashing a mongoose into the playroom to kill all the snakes you put in there.”
They’re Stuffed Animals. They’re Also A.I. Chatbots.
www.nytimes.com
August 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
if you give my kids an ai chatbot stuffy I will destroy it with a hammer while you watch
Absolutely unsurprised by this. Been to enough games at Nats Park to experience guys like this a million times over.
August 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Absolutely unsurprised by this. Been to enough games at Nats Park to experience guys like this a million times over.
I am offloading a bunch of stuff (sports jerseys/hats, band merch, handbags/accessories, furniture, baby/kid accessories) in various online locations due to an impending Big Life Change. (Being vague because it's not super public knowledge and I'm no contact with my chronically online mother).
August 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I am offloading a bunch of stuff (sports jerseys/hats, band merch, handbags/accessories, furniture, baby/kid accessories) in various online locations due to an impending Big Life Change. (Being vague because it's not super public knowledge and I'm no contact with my chronically online mother).
Selling stuff on the internet is not for the faint of heart. I've never typed the phrase "smoke free, cat friendly" more in my entire life.
August 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Selling stuff on the internet is not for the faint of heart. I've never typed the phrase "smoke free, cat friendly" more in my entire life.
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Cubs LFs ranked:
1. Billy Williams
2. Kyle Schwarber
78. Ian Happ
1. Billy Williams
2. Kyle Schwarber
78. Ian Happ
July 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Cubs LFs ranked:
1. Billy Williams
2. Kyle Schwarber
78. Ian Happ
1. Billy Williams
2. Kyle Schwarber
78. Ian Happ
Strands #479
“Worth the splurge”
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First full game with no hints today. I don't play every day but this feels good.
“Worth the splurge”
🔵🔵🔵🟡
🔵🔵
First full game with no hints today. I don't play every day but this feels good.
Strands is a word search with a unique twist. Can you uncover the theme? Play here: https://trib.al/0ybkkOM
June 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Strands #479
“Worth the splurge”
🔵🔵🔵🟡
🔵🔵
First full game with no hints today. I don't play every day but this feels good.
“Worth the splurge”
🔵🔵🔵🟡
🔵🔵
First full game with no hints today. I don't play every day but this feels good.
At the risk of sounding like Chandler Bing... could Spencer Strider's pants *be* any tighter?
June 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
At the risk of sounding like Chandler Bing... could Spencer Strider's pants *be* any tighter?
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Went on vacation. Came back. Excited that I'm now offering 25% off commissions (as well as 20% off my Etsy and Shopify shops) with code WELCOMEBACK through July 1. ko-fi.com/jberoldart/l...
25% discount off Art by Jessica Beroldi's Commissions
Visit Art by Jessica Beroldi at Ko-fi for 25% discount off Commissions
ko-fi.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Went on vacation. Came back. Excited that I'm now offering 25% off commissions (as well as 20% off my Etsy and Shopify shops) with code WELCOMEBACK through July 1. ko-fi.com/jberoldart/l...
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
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plutotv, which is a free service, has an entire channel dedicated to supermarket sweep, in case you're looking to avoid current events for a while
June 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
plutotv, which is a free service, has an entire channel dedicated to supermarket sweep, in case you're looking to avoid current events for a while
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I’m gonna have a cute little iced coffee in a jar tomorrow morning 😌
June 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m gonna have a cute little iced coffee in a jar tomorrow morning 😌
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straight up what is even going on anymore
June 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
straight up what is even going on anymore
Guy sitting behind home plate at tonight's Nats game with a Trump 2024 hat looks a little weird considering it's Pride Night at Nats Park.
June 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Guy sitting behind home plate at tonight's Nats game with a Trump 2024 hat looks a little weird considering it's Pride Night at Nats Park.
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If you want to support a queer small business this Pride Month, I'd love to make you some stickers! (Use code MOVEIMGAY for 10% off the Pride section all month long!) jberoldart.com/collections/...
Pride
LGBTQIA+ inspired stickers, bookmarks, and wallpapers.
jberoldart.com
June 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If you want to support a queer small business this Pride Month, I'd love to make you some stickers! (Use code MOVEIMGAY for 10% off the Pride section all month long!) jberoldart.com/collections/...
Holy shit this Mets team is fun to watch. Absolute must-see baseball right now.
April 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Holy shit this Mets team is fun to watch. Absolute must-see baseball right now.
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FLY THE MF’ING FLAG!!!!
a group of baseball players are dancing in a locker room with the words go cubs go .
ALT: a group of baseball players are dancing in a locker room with the words go cubs go .
media.tenor.com
April 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
FLY THE MF’ING FLAG!!!!
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Baseball is a stupid and beautiful sport
April 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Baseball is a stupid and beautiful sport
Alright. Even as a Certified Ian Happ Hater(TM) I can admit that was cool.
April 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Alright. Even as a Certified Ian Happ Hater(TM) I can admit that was cool.