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This is wrong of course but any pie with fruit goop (cherry, blueberry etc) is at the top of the heap
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is wrong of course but any pie with fruit goop (cherry, blueberry etc) is at the top of the heap
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"Never trust woo woos" has been my guiding principle in life and has literally never once let me down lol
“‘We are in this magical, unique time,’ Sinema said of Trump’s health department, led by Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.”
Kyrsten Sinema Is Ready for Her MAHA Turn
In a new interview, the one-time Democrat says the movement for psychedelic medicine should capitalize on the Trump administration.
www.politico.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Never trust woo woos" has been my guiding principle in life and has literally never once let me down lol
"Standing real normal, sir."
Why do they all stand so weird? Are they like flexing under there to look tough? I really don’t know what explains this pattern of unnatural poses from conservative men.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"Standing real normal, sir."
What a horrible day to be literate
The bamboo metaphor is back: Ryan Lizza has dropped Part 2.
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
What a horrible day to be literate
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
Can't fool me John Wick, I'm not showing up to this so you can shoot 300 guys in the head just to get to me.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Can't fool me John Wick, I'm not showing up to this so you can shoot 300 guys in the head just to get to me.
Fun pre-9/11 fact: I brought one of these through airport security in Madison, WI when I was like nine years old. I was a little kid who thought explosives were cool - shut up.
Anyway, they pulled it out of my bag, laughed, handed it back to me, and sent me on my way.
A different time!
Anyway, they pulled it out of my bag, laughed, handed it back to me, and sent me on my way.
A different time!
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Fun pre-9/11 fact: I brought one of these through airport security in Madison, WI when I was like nine years old. I was a little kid who thought explosives were cool - shut up.
Anyway, they pulled it out of my bag, laughed, handed it back to me, and sent me on my way.
A different time!
Anyway, they pulled it out of my bag, laughed, handed it back to me, and sent me on my way.
A different time!
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Rank racism aside, all you need to disprove this is a pair of fucking eyeballs
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Rank racism aside, all you need to disprove this is a pair of fucking eyeballs
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Probably because it's too good
Oof
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably because it's too good
@janochoa.bsky.social @danryckert.com fellas the intro to the Valve piece is delightful - great job
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
@janochoa.bsky.social @danryckert.com fellas the intro to the Valve piece is delightful - great job
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I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
Chuck Schumer every morning when he wakes up
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Chuck Schumer every morning when he wakes up
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
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I hope everyone who was insisting two days ago that Schumer was playing 10D chess is having a lovely Sunday
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hope everyone who was insisting two days ago that Schumer was playing 10D chess is having a lovely Sunday
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
This just reinforces the notion that when it happens, this country is going on a collective, repeal of prohibition level bender
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This just reinforces the notion that when it happens, this country is going on a collective, repeal of prohibition level bender