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new england mf / music stuff as haruspex & in blessed be

http://haruspexharuspex.bandcamp.com
http://blessedbe.bandcamp.com
recent prints. photogravure and gum transfer + aquatints
May 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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i can’t shake the feeling that schumer didn’t want the hassle of a real fight because of the impact it might have on his book tour
Schumer seems to have set himself up to be yelled at by people outside New York in the next few weeks. Go get ‘em, buddy. I’m sure you’ll sell lots of books.
March 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
happy to share the first release of my newish band Blessed Be. ffo: swedeath, hm2, entombedcore, hardcore adjacent metal, whatever

blessedbe.bandcamp.com
Death By A Thousand Cuts, by Blessed Be
5 track album
blessedbe.bandcamp.com
March 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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you can maintain a high school mindset and hate the jocks as much as you want, but one day you're going to look around and find out that every big musclehead you see is better at doing quick mental math than you are
March 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
put the first three counting crows records on shuffle and thank me later imo
February 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
xerox and collage work from 2024
January 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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we need to do something about sam altman and his rankin/bass hobbit face
January 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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"they call me all sorts of things, be it stacy or jane, or any sort of woman's name, and these names, they are all fine names but they are not my name." - werner herzog fronting the ting tings
January 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
man bernie mac was so goated i miss him every day
January 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Its important to remember there's no right age to start. Tolkien didn't write The Hobbit until he was 23 years old. Martin Scorsese didn't direct Goodfellas until he was 19. You've got time.
January 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
lotta cool bands playing something in the way next week but damn i can't wait to finally see great grandpa
January 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
godzilla can wear jordans in fortnite
January 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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oh so when pixar makes a movie about monsters harvesting the fear of children as an energy source its a classic family film but when i do that in real life its bad. grow up
January 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
sunday morning posting the bible on main
December 15, 2024 at 3:50 PM
imagine being born and given a stupid ass name like jonbenet
December 5, 2024 at 11:07 PM
lately whenever i find myself at ease all my brain is capable of thinking is "free banana bread dude? at work, dude? hell yeah."
December 3, 2024 at 5:43 PM
almost bought some pants off IG ads that were almost certainly a scam but now i can't find anyone who makes a similar pant and i'm really upset because they were so cool
November 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
is the dune show impossible to understand or am i just too high to
November 20, 2024 at 11:03 PM
i will not meet the love of my life at the 9pm screening of paris texas this friday i will not meet the love of my life at the 9pm screening of paris texas this friday i will not meet the love of my life at the 9pm screening of paris texas this friday i will not meet the love of my life at the 9pm s
November 20, 2024 at 4:13 PM
happy chief keef week to me only
November 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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we cannot have nestor one heartbeat away from the attorney general's office
November 13, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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people's sexiest man alive for 2024 is... nardwuar
November 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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i guess sure they are but only in the broadest possible sense, and i feel that this drive to convince people that everything they do is resistance is ultimately unhelpful
i think art and the act of creation are forms of resistance in and of themselves tho.
November 10, 2024 at 10:05 PM
is this poppin yet
November 10, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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I will say that Dianne Feinstein's staffers did manage an impossible task in today's political environment: making me feel sympathy for Dianne Feinstein
September 29, 2023 at 1:22 PM