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jordan lucero
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i’ll probably score 175 on my lsats before i ever finish a sudoku puzzle rated above easy
February 17, 2026 at 8:10 AM
me when a.g. made it
a group of people are dancing on a stage with a red and purple background
Alt: Pink flipping through the air on tour
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
Minneapolis police chief Brian O'Hara says that the victim was a 37-year-old white man and US citizen with no criminal record and that he was a legally permitted gun owner.
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
phone banking is so much fun because i never would’ve known i live in such a pro-male siri district
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
radicalized into no longer using "the year of desktop linux" as a punchline because my parents just called and showed me their company's azure desktop setup
January 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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all the proud maga isolationists now hastily adding an S to their AMERICA FIRST signs
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
caught myself doing too many tech bro-adjacent behaviors at once
December 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Fair use.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
was clippy also completely impossible to hide..?
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
like i’m getting called to the principal’s office
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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spent a couple hours downtown today and there's a lot of white women in their 40s and 50s fedposting harder than i would ever feel comfortable with

this meme is actually just real life
October 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained.

These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
buzzfeed content & video ads at gas pumps is undignified. it‘s genuinely concerning to me that a HUMAN executive thinks we are so impressionable that we deserve to be subjected to a royalty free track at max volume, being given no choice but to involuntarily give up OUR mental energy to perceive it
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
notion finally bullied into fixing their macOS icon 😍😍
October 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
a few more news cycles like that of september 2025 and i look forward to my adhd being treated like this
September 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
realized i can add severance screenshots to all of my psych flashcards
September 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM