Jordan
@jordanfreiman.bsky.social
People think they know what they want but they generally dont. Sometimes if they're lucky they'll get it anyways.
ok i know I'm very late to this but I can't stop laughing at bryce harper, hooked up to a machine overseen by a chiropractor, writing "circulates your blood outside your body" as if keeping your blood on the inside hasn't been one of the main goals of every living creature that ever walked the earth
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
ok i know I'm very late to this but I can't stop laughing at bryce harper, hooked up to a machine overseen by a chiropractor, writing "circulates your blood outside your body" as if keeping your blood on the inside hasn't been one of the main goals of every living creature that ever walked the earth
I should write one of these
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I should write one of these
the clip is very funny but I almost threw up seeing that post saying will arnett was "on conan" in reference to a podcast
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the clip is very funny but I almost threw up seeing that post saying will arnett was "on conan" in reference to a podcast
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Wrote this fun piece about women who quit their corporate city gigs for Hallmark jobs! It was a real blast to report out (and lowkey inspiring) www.bustle.com/life/hallmar...
Burned Out At Work? Maybe You Need A "Hallmark Job"
What it's really like to quit the corporate grind, find charming work in a tiny town, and marry a local fisherman.
www.bustle.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Wrote this fun piece about women who quit their corporate city gigs for Hallmark jobs! It was a real blast to report out (and lowkey inspiring) www.bustle.com/life/hallmar...
I love when people argue lennon's politics would've gone south "like clapton's" as if clapton's views are some sudden recent thing and he isn't known for having one of the most racist outbursts of the 20th century while lennon was still alive
two debates i have pretty frequently with my friends:
• would john lennon (and his art and politics) have aged well?
• did paul mccartney and *his* legacy benefit from lennon's death because it allows him to be the sole authority on the relationship between them?
• would john lennon (and his art and politics) have aged well?
• did paul mccartney and *his* legacy benefit from lennon's death because it allows him to be the sole authority on the relationship between them?
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I love when people argue lennon's politics would've gone south "like clapton's" as if clapton's views are some sudden recent thing and he isn't known for having one of the most racist outbursts of the 20th century while lennon was still alive
this is the first nfl game I've ever seen where both teams were playing for a tie from the start
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this is the first nfl game I've ever seen where both teams were playing for a tie from the start
rapidly running out of time to figure out what new type of annoying guy I'm gonna be next year.... maybe I'll buy a poncho
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
rapidly running out of time to figure out what new type of annoying guy I'm gonna be next year.... maybe I'll buy a poncho
why is it even possible to buy a fridge that's connected to the internet? why is it legal for target to force you to make an account to buy shampoo online? why do I have to download an app to hook up a sound bar to my TV? why is there no will to stop any of this? (this is rhetorical do not answer)
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
why is it even possible to buy a fridge that's connected to the internet? why is it legal for target to force you to make an account to buy shampoo online? why do I have to download an app to hook up a sound bar to my TV? why is there no will to stop any of this? (this is rhetorical do not answer)
I could do with it being a little warmer if I'm being honest
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I could do with it being a little warmer if I'm being honest
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there are more important things in life than money, such as being followed by hot women online
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
there are more important things in life than money, such as being followed by hot women online
someone tell me what book to read next. do not ask me what type of book I'm looking to read if I knew the answer to that I wouldn't be delegating this assignment to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
someone tell me what book to read next. do not ask me what type of book I'm looking to read if I knew the answer to that I wouldn't be delegating this assignment to you
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I spoke with @hellgatenyc.com about our negligent landlord and the dangerous conditions they’ve created in their rent-stabilized buildings (including in my own apartment).
A ceiling collapse in a Crown Heights apartment over Thanksgiving weekend is the latest sign of neglect inside buildings owned by billionaire Joel Wiener’s Pinnacle Group.
Now, tenants are intensifying their calls to halt the current bankruptcy auction of 93 rent-stabilized Pinnacle buildings.
Now, tenants are intensifying their calls to halt the current bankruptcy auction of 93 rent-stabilized Pinnacle buildings.
All They Want Is a Landlord Who Doesn't Suck
And more news for your Wednesday.
hellgatenyc.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I spoke with @hellgatenyc.com about our negligent landlord and the dangerous conditions they’ve created in their rent-stabilized buildings (including in my own apartment).
let's look back at some sandwiches i made over thanksgiving weekend
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
let's look back at some sandwiches i made over thanksgiving weekend
wet hand, dry hand breading technique is absolute nonsense just get on in there it doesn't matter
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
wet hand, dry hand breading technique is absolute nonsense just get on in there it doesn't matter
she's out of control
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
she's out of control
don't know, probably not gonna find out, but "reënters" gave me a good laugh so at least we got that out of all this
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
don't know, probably not gonna find out, but "reënters" gave me a good laugh so at least we got that out of all this
they're a pretty obscure band, you've probably never heard of them
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
they're a pretty obscure band, you've probably never heard of them
I get the sense al michaels doesn't much care for the people of philadelphia
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I get the sense al michaels doesn't much care for the people of philadelphia
how'd that green get on the plate?
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
how'd that green get on the plate?
he won't stop yapping
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
he won't stop yapping
in an academic sense the purple end is the tip but visually it's the green end. these cannot ever be truly reconciled. in the same way that literally now means both literally and figuratively, you must simply accept the answer that its a single-ended double-ended phallus
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
in an academic sense the purple end is the tip but visually it's the green end. these cannot ever be truly reconciled. in the same way that literally now means both literally and figuratively, you must simply accept the answer that its a single-ended double-ended phallus
great news everyone i have just enough clean underwear to get me to friday, when I can do three loads of laundry for free in my childhood home. that's what the holidays are all about
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
great news everyone i have just enough clean underwear to get me to friday, when I can do three loads of laundry for free in my childhood home. that's what the holidays are all about