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Jordan
@jordanfreiman.bsky.social
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People think they know what they want but they generally dont. Sometimes if they're lucky they'll get it anyways.
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I should write one of these
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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book?
Grateful Dead, Lyceum 72 vinyl boxed set
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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locking the fuck in
pov shot: I'm sitting on a gray couch holding a mug of coffee with a TV in the background playing the beatles anthology. the TV has some of the most offensive cable management you've ever seen. there's also a ram skull, but we don't need to get into that
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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everyone groans at my shit
me texting the chat "they're calling me the dock ellis of blogging"
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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bird
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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let's look back at some sandwiches i made over thanksgiving weekend
Spicey turkey, bacon, muenster, lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo on a sesame bagel Meatball parm sub Bacon, egg, cheese, and avocado with chili crisp mayo on an everything bagel
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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she's out of control
ina garten getting ready to cook something and saying "and then there are pickles involved"
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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they're a pretty obscure band, you've probably never heard of them
me in a beatles t shirt
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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how'd that green get on the plate?
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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he won't stop yapping
bird sitting on the highest branch of a tree with no leaves.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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made ziti last night there's still about 300 lbs of it left someone please eat it for me before thanksgiving, thanks
a baking dish of baked ziti. you can't really see em but there's meatballs in it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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no jury would ever be convinced these guys liked to get a little high while playing an 8 minute piece of italian prog rock
An overhead photo of me, on the right, and my cohost, on the left, hosting our college radio show. I have very long hair and am wearing a headband, which was not the style at the time. Also my cohost is wearing chuck taylors with the black sabbath vol. 4 album cover art on them.
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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we have replenished our strategic shrimp stock reserve
shrimp stock simmering in a big ol pot shrimp stock in a quart and, uh, smaller than quart? Pint, i guess? I'm realizing now I don't actually know what volume these are supposed to hold. Let's start over. Shrimp stock in one big and one little plastic deli container.
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I actually did this btw
large pan of shrimp risotto a bowl of the shrimp risotto with some poorly sliced chives on top. The chives were unnecessary but I thought it needed some green and I'm not a huge fan of parsley. Like, I wouldn't say i dislike it and i think it's a really useful ingredient in things like meatballs, but whenever I have parsley as a garnish I always think "well I could've done without that flavor. Not really bringing much to the party." There's a pasta dish i make a lot where the recipe calls for a bunch of parsley and it ends up being the main flavor of the sauce so I've just swapped that with a combo of chives and basil. I guess what I'm trying to say is parsley is not ready for the big time. It should only be a supporting player.
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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mayor of flavortown embroiled in scandal over totenchef necklace
guy fieri on tv wearing a giant gaudy necklace Close up of said necklace pendant showing it looks kind of similar but just different enough to not fully be a totenkopf that's wearing a chef hat
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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grilled cheese the same grilled cheese but cut in half to reveal the innards
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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two heads of roasted garlic
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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what are we calling this btw? commie coast?
Electoral map of Staten Island showing Mamdani winning a bunch of neighborhoods along the northern edge of the island.
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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yes ... ha ha ha ... yes
chicken tikka masala and crushed vegetable samosa with lettuce, tomato, onion, and garlic yogurt sauce on a hero
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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it's a bitch, girl
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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once again having violent flashbacks to watching ol jimmy showing off his Collection Of Stuff and then doing glorified karaoke with a band that included REM's mike mills on bass
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM