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superfluous man

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Work: jordankeller.work
i setup a Quicklink for UDM14.com with dynamic placeholders in Raycast so now I can get ten perfectly AI-free blue links as fast as I can type. Highly recommend:

"https://www.google.com/search?q={Query}&udm=14"
&udm=14 | the disenshittification Konami code
A quick way to get an AI-free search without any extra work.
UDM14.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I've been thinking about media platforms in the #Fediverse geared around artists. I think the network is in dire need of having support for commerce.

Not "Big Capitalism" commerce, but the ability for people to buy/sell things, support projects, and commission people to keep making stuff.
The Fediverse and Content Creation: Monetization
Sure, we have open source, federated replacements for Instagram, Tiktok, and YouTube. How do we get creators to use this stuff? One consideration involves the ability to pay for things.
deadsuperhero.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
hickory dickory dock was the original migos flow
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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things happening on the other site you wouldn’t believe
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Just as a reminder, another good text about the virtues and necessities for self-hosting. Thanks Paul for the link!
https://itsfoss.com/news/digital-content-ownership-illusion/
Ownership of Digital Content Is an Illusion—Unless You Self‑Host
Prices are rising across Netflix, Spotify, and their peers, and more people are quietly returning to the oldest playbook of the internet: piracy. Is the golden age of streaming over?
itsfoss.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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NEW: Welcome to the Great AI Bubble. Yes, it’s here. And yes, it’s going to burst.

It’s also got way more in common with the Epstein scandal than you really want to know.

open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
The Great AI Bubble
Yes, it's a bubble. And yes, it's going to burst.
open.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
@wingedwheelpodcast.com

ras listens to the pod (confirmed)

and you guys have been hurting his feelings (needs confirmation)
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Ah. Private equity.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
oh hell yeah lake mich is on some skinamarink shit tonight
Current* conditions near St Joseph, MI:
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
the only person in America brave enough to speak the truth on this issue!!!!@!
🗣We'll dry up their rivers and block all their ports🗣
🏈We'll make 'em learn our sports🏀

New live video of "Let's Start a War (On Christmas Island)" from the E1 episode The Ballad of Brewer Grouse is on Youtube
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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hello i wrote a blog post about getting laid off last halloween, four days before i was supposed to return to work from maternity leave
I lived bitch: A year in review
amybrown.xyz
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Testing publishing a doc on @leaflet.pub to see where all the bits n bobs go.
Testing
testing the description
randompatterns.leaflet.pub
October 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Interchangeability is what new social platforms like Bluesky and Mastodon are doing, though with different technologies and different ideas on how to do it.

When you hear talk about decentralization, it's about making the social platforms interchangeable to solve the neutrality problem.
Social platforms are not neutral
So they need to be interchangeable
pfrazee.leaflet.pub
October 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I am just so fucking proud of her.
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the most horrific idea in return of the living dead is that zombies walk like that because they're cramping all the time
October 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i'm trying to figure out how to express the importance of the fediverse to my creative pals/artist friends/fellow dumbs/undiagnosed adhd havers and I think I've got the basic pitch down to: we're all gonna need to get on the fediverse before we _need_ to get on the fediverse
October 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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You don’t need to become an expert on AT Protocol, you don’t need to learn to code, but I really do want to impress upon people that “federated social media” is a vitally important concept in a time of global authoritarian and technofeudalist consolidation.
October 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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i wrote 200 words about one battle after another
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Access to the internet shouldn't be a mandatory requirement of belonging to a society. People should be able to use physical currency, and receive physical mail, and connect with actual human beings when they have problems.
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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New song "Nix It" is on streaming now. This was the first thing I came up with after seeing Cornelius last year and I think it shows. Kind of some Panda Bear shit too though
September 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I'm really proud to work at a media company that isn't made up of cowards, that can say All of This Is Really Fucking Bad over and over again because it is.

defector.com/charlie-kirk...
Charlie Kirk Is A Means To An End | Defector
It’s become clear that Charlie Kirk is worth more to Trumpworld dead than he ever was alive. His fatal shooting last week in Utah has been used as a cudgel in an attempted purge of wrong-thinking libe...
defector.com
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
all i’ll say is that all this has done is remind me that he gave rush limbaugh the medal of honor
September 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM