jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus
@jonphaedrus.bsky.social
it/its. i write fanned fiction & watch opera & fuck mountains. famously normal about K2 and claudio desderi. #uncasoassaibizzarro coming mar2026.
fanfiction: https://archiveofourown.org/users/jonphaedrus
opera: https://leporelli.dreamwidth.org/
fanfiction: https://archiveofourown.org/users/jonphaedrus
opera: https://leporelli.dreamwidth.org/
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lan said to do the noah coded characters meme so uh. here. i had three of these four on hand already. honorary mention goes to francis crozier who i put on the other one but i had to keep this to the most jrpg branded bullshit i could.
PLEASE READ MY BOOK
(sitting on a torture chair, i am shown a picture of a ship with a large size difference) i-i th... (wheezing) i think the s... the smaller one... (coughing) i think the smaller one should TOP!!!!!!! (i receive a large shock, yet it does nothing to lower my spirit, for i know i am right and correct)
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
PLEASE READ MY BOOK
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It’s so weird yeah we used the porxie and all its aether is back to normal but Noah won’t stop standing really gay in the background of all our shots
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s so weird yeah we used the porxie and all its aether is back to normal but Noah won’t stop standing really gay in the background of all our shots
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Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.
No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.
No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.
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me looking at the anti-homeless benches in legends za: this is not what lysandre reactivated the ultimate weapon for. maybe he was right actually
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
me looking at the anti-homeless benches in legends za: this is not what lysandre reactivated the ultimate weapon for. maybe he was right actually
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Hello! I know a lot of my followers are from the west and I would like to ask that if you have money to spare, please commission some Filipino artists right now that are doing commissions for a cause to help fund the repairs from the recent (and upcoming) super typhoons.
Links to them in replies!
Links to them in replies!
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hello! I know a lot of my followers are from the west and I would like to ask that if you have money to spare, please commission some Filipino artists right now that are doing commissions for a cause to help fund the repairs from the recent (and upcoming) super typhoons.
Links to them in replies!
Links to them in replies!
past me made a stylesheet past me i love you
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
past me made a stylesheet past me i love you
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Every single person in Little Village fighting ICE/BP this week, each one of those people had more courage than the entire party leadership put together. Every single person in the street resisting in LA, Portland, Chicago, they're ALL showing more backbone than useless top tiers of Dem apparatus
I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Every single person in Little Village fighting ICE/BP this week, each one of those people had more courage than the entire party leadership put together. Every single person in the street resisting in LA, Portland, Chicago, they're ALL showing more backbone than useless top tiers of Dem apparatus
love waking up to the senate being the fucking senate. i hope chuck schumer's dick explodes.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
love waking up to the senate being the fucking senate. i hope chuck schumer's dick explodes.
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Blue Prince developer announces 'a plea for help': one of the game's lead playtesters 'has only a few months to find a living kidney donor'
www.pcgamer.com/games/puzzle...
www.pcgamer.com/games/puzzle...
Blue Prince developer announces 'a plea for help': one of the game's lead playtesters 'has only a few months to find a living kidney donor'
Iggy needs a kidney.
www.pcgamer.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Blue Prince developer announces 'a plea for help': one of the game's lead playtesters 'has only a few months to find a living kidney donor'
www.pcgamer.com/games/puzzle...
www.pcgamer.com/games/puzzle...
i free faxxed them but i couldnt think of anything to say to schumer so i said he's a pathetic piss excuse of a man. anyway. so fucking mad about senate dems lmao
Don't forget you can fax them as well for free
faxzero.com/fax_senate.php
faxzero.com/fax_senate.php
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i free faxxed them but i couldnt think of anything to say to schumer so i said he's a pathetic piss excuse of a man. anyway. so fucking mad about senate dems lmao
all that said i forgot there's an ongoing story with ramiro that will be in boner stories where he does think of magnifico as dandini's wife. diversity win! your son in law who fucking hates you is gender affirming.
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
all that said i forgot there's an ongoing story with ramiro that will be in boner stories where he does think of magnifico as dandini's wife. diversity win! your son in law who fucking hates you is gender affirming.
i could write a boner story of what would happen if charles Did actually manage to wiggle his way into a threesome with dandini and magnifico. i had not considered this. i will have to think about it.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i could write a boner story of what would happen if charles Did actually manage to wiggle his way into a threesome with dandini and magnifico. i had not considered this. i will have to think about it.
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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Day 9 of Native American Heritage Month 🦄🪶
Today's featured creator: V-Chunky's own @nightmaresakito.bsky.social of the Cherokee Nation
Today's featured creator: V-Chunky's own @nightmaresakito.bsky.social of the Cherokee Nation
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Day 9 of Native American Heritage Month 🦄🪶
Today's featured creator: V-Chunky's own @nightmaresakito.bsky.social of the Cherokee Nation
Today's featured creator: V-Chunky's own @nightmaresakito.bsky.social of the Cherokee Nation
after like an hour of my partners attempting to make me have an opinion about essentially Anything in any way that's helpful (me: what if it was slanted?) my fiance who is much smarter than me designed a sick cover concept for book
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
after like an hour of my partners attempting to make me have an opinion about essentially Anything in any way that's helpful (me: what if it was slanted?) my fiance who is much smarter than me designed a sick cover concept for book
had the idea of giovanni making leporello get a vasectomy like i need this so bad this is going to be truly upsetting and i cant wait to write it
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
had the idea of giovanni making leporello get a vasectomy like i need this so bad this is going to be truly upsetting and i cant wait to write it
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✨ bring me your weird queer indie fiction! ✨
hi, i'm vert. i'm a queer disabled 2S self-pub workhorse, and my books are open for the rest of 2025!
i do editing, formatting, and extras like cover typesetting/design, all with flexible budgeting.
⚡ services
⚡ portfolio
⚡ contact: subvertebra @ gmail
hi, i'm vert. i'm a queer disabled 2S self-pub workhorse, and my books are open for the rest of 2025!
i do editing, formatting, and extras like cover typesetting/design, all with flexible budgeting.
⚡ services
⚡ portfolio
⚡ contact: subvertebra @ gmail
October 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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7/ People have a hard time understanding how destructive gambling addiction is, because unlike drugs, it's not the dose or frequency of use that makes it addictive. It's the desperation.
46. People underestimate the danger of gambling addiction and overestimate the danger of porn addiction. The latter is usually a symptom of underlying issues, not a cause.
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
7/ People have a hard time understanding how destructive gambling addiction is, because unlike drugs, it's not the dose or frequency of use that makes it addictive. It's the desperation.
for 75e i can get a bunch of random programmes from a bunch of random operas but two of them have articles desderi wrote in them and ONE OF THEM IS FOR DONG
dragging my hands down my face i neeed a joooooooooob someone give me a job so i can buy weird niche opera merch from the 20th century
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
for 75e i can get a bunch of random programmes from a bunch of random operas but two of them have articles desderi wrote in them and ONE OF THEM IS FOR DONG
dragging my hands down my face i neeed a joooooooooob someone give me a job so i can buy weird niche opera merch from the 20th century
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
dragging my hands down my face i neeed a joooooooooob someone give me a job so i can buy weird niche opera merch from the 20th century
world is good. three new desderi recordings, okay? world is really good.
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
world is good. three new desderi recordings, okay? world is really good.
found out my uncle has a chatgpt addiction and also the house is apparently not going to me so is no longer my problem. have fun in hell dave.
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
found out my uncle has a chatgpt addiction and also the house is apparently not going to me so is no longer my problem. have fun in hell dave.
i need to work but i dun wanna :(
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i need to work but i dun wanna :(