jonathan
@jonocard.bsky.social
They say the one without the seatbelt did the damage. Mostly movies, games and videos. Terrible opinions, rarely serious. He/him.
Seeing Heat in the cinema tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Seeing Heat in the cinema tonight.
Remember playing this bit for the first time and my jaw was on the floor.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Remember playing this bit for the first time and my jaw was on the floor.
I've not read It but I know about the...event referenced in this post. But "interdimensional cosmic nonce" has me roaring.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I've not read It but I know about the...event referenced in this post. But "interdimensional cosmic nonce" has me roaring.
And there it is. Love this game.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
And there it is. Love this game.
Like, at what point do you have *enough* money?
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Like, at what point do you have *enough* money?
A movie that takes place where you're from.
I'm technically somewhere between these two films. Also one of these films is good, the other is Belfast.
I'm technically somewhere between these two films. Also one of these films is good, the other is Belfast.
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
I'm technically somewhere between these two films. Also one of these films is good, the other is Belfast.
I'm technically somewhere between these two films. Also one of these films is good, the other is Belfast.
Little Nightmares 3
Weird one, this. There's nothing bad or even that different from the previous 2 but it's missing that special sauce. Also playing it in co-op probably lessened the scares. It's the Dead Space 3 of Little Nightmares.
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Weird one, this. There's nothing bad or even that different from the previous 2 but it's missing that special sauce. Also playing it in co-op probably lessened the scares. It's the Dead Space 3 of Little Nightmares.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Little Nightmares 3
Weird one, this. There's nothing bad or even that different from the previous 2 but it's missing that special sauce. Also playing it in co-op probably lessened the scares. It's the Dead Space 3 of Little Nightmares.
⭐⭐⭐
Weird one, this. There's nothing bad or even that different from the previous 2 but it's missing that special sauce. Also playing it in co-op probably lessened the scares. It's the Dead Space 3 of Little Nightmares.
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Me, to other dads wearing shorts on the school run.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Me, to other dads wearing shorts on the school run.
Batten down the hatches, lads.
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Batten down the hatches, lads.
Gris
Remembered I never finished this so I went back and played what turned out to be the last ten minutes. Good game. Sad.
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Remembered I never finished this so I went back and played what turned out to be the last ten minutes. Good game. Sad.
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November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Gris
Remembered I never finished this so I went back and played what turned out to be the last ten minutes. Good game. Sad.
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Remembered I never finished this so I went back and played what turned out to be the last ten minutes. Good game. Sad.
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A Gentle Rain is a calming game, serene and not meant to be "won."
Me: ALL EIGHT BLOSSOMS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR
Me: ALL EIGHT BLOSSOMS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
A Gentle Rain is a calming game, serene and not meant to be "won."
Me: ALL EIGHT BLOSSOMS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR
Me: ALL EIGHT BLOSSOMS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR
10 minutes into The Twits
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10 minutes into The Twits
Lads I'm looking up Phasmophobia guides and look I'll get killed by ghosts ONE THOUSAND times before I watch a two hour video on how to play a game.
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Lads I'm looking up Phasmophobia guides and look I'll get killed by ghosts ONE THOUSAND times before I watch a two hour video on how to play a game.
Bought A Gentle Rain. It's nice.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Bought A Gentle Rain. It's nice.
Best not to question it. Otherwise you start thinking about how these Frankensteined toys are even still alive.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Best not to question it. Otherwise you start thinking about how these Frankensteined toys are even still alive.
Somehow Bond, James Bond, returned...
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Somehow Bond, James Bond, returned...