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They say the one without the seatbelt did the damage. Mostly movies, games and videos. Terrible opinions, rarely serious. He/him.
Look, if we're talking laziness what's wrong with good old copy and paste?
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I've not read It but I know about the...event referenced in this post. But "interdimensional cosmic nonce" has me roaring.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Daughter is playing this and I must admit it scratches a weird itch I have about the layout of TV show houses.
Yeah, I'm a gamer.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Wonder how much Fortnite paid Quentin Tarantino?
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Ten months waiting on a phone consultation with the gastroenterologist, and the crux of the advice they gave was "drink more water and exercise more."
a man in a military uniform is talking to another man with the words oh yeah written on his face .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is talking to another man with the words oh yeah written on his face .
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November 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
And there it is. Love this game.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I think being a good father and husband is knowing what setting to put the toaster on for each member of your family.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Like, at what point do you have *enough* money?
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
One of the other managers left last week, and did my manager fill the role in a timely manner meaning that I don't have to look after three teams instead of one?

...no.
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Been replaying God of War, and it really is just superb. Ragnarok was great, maybe even better, but the first game has a much more narrow focus, to its great benefit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.

I'm technically somewhere between these two films. Also one of these films is good, the other is Belfast.
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Watched the Indy trilogy earlier in the year with the boy. About to "ruin his childhood" now with Crystal Skull.

(I think Crystal Skull is fine)
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
YouTube threw this up as a recommendation and I couldn't be happier.

youtu.be/KCHiBEoGJC8?...
3rd Rock from the Sun - Bloopers (Season 2)
YouTube video by Old N Classic
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yeah, I'm a gamer.
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I might have scored this a little higher if it weren't for that godawful last boss fight, which relies more on luck than anything else.
Little Nightmares 3

Weird one, this. There's nothing bad or even that different from the previous 2 but it's missing that special sauce. Also playing it in co-op probably lessened the scares. It's the Dead Space 3 of Little Nightmares.

⭐⭐⭐
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Me, to other dads wearing shorts on the school run.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Good demo. Perfect place for it to end, with me shitting myself.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Reanimal demo is out now on PS5. And it has a release date. Excite! youtu.be/xCQo60PWWYA?...
REANIMAL Well Wishes Nov 2025
YouTube video by Tarsier Studios
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Quitting time.
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I can't explain how annoyed people wearing shorts in this weather makes me.
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM