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j🎃nathan
@jonocard.bsky.social
350 followers 250 following 3.6K posts
They say the one without the seatbelt did the damage. Terrible opinions, rarely serious. He/him.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 3h
He looks like a Ken doll. I don't get it.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 4h
Symptom of mentioning a smaller indie game on here. Strong chance the devs name search their game (perfectly fine) and see your thoughts. Now I'm paranoid they thought I was slamming their game with a 3.5 star review. I wasn't. I really liked it.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 4h
Thoughts and prizes!
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 7h
Introduce yourself using a food you refuse to eat, a film you’ll never watch again, a song you can’t stand

Food: Sushi. (Get fucked)

Film: Anchorman 2. (Get fucked)

Song: You're Gorgeous. (Get fucked)
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The Hand that Rocks the Jaydle @jaycoyle.bsky.social · 7h
Introduce yourself using a food you refuse to eat, a film you’ll never watch again, a song you can’t stand

Food: Fucking celery (will grudgingly allow in a Bloody Mary)

Film: About Time. Curtis should be in The Hague

Song: We Didn't Start the Fire. See above re The Hague
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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 7h
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Food: cucumber, however if you pickle it I'll eat em all day

Film: Jacob's Ladder, avoided it for years then was tricked into seeing it

Song: the whole of the fucking moon
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 8h
Ad read Mr Sunday / regular podcast Mr Sunday
Krusty the Clown with a beaming smile A miserable looking Krusty the Clown, smoking a cigarette
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · Dec 2
right wingers when u quit twitter
4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a pink guy (red guy is the right winger) Panel 1: Red guy: FINE. Leave Twitter. Run away to your little lefty safe space Pink guy: ok Panel 2: Pink guy from the waist up. Turns to leave Panel 3: Pink guy from the waist up again, but this time he’s lurching forward like his momentum has been arrested Panel 4: Wider shot that reveals Red guy clasped to Pink guy’s ankle. Red guy. Pleaseee don’t leave me with cunts like me
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 9h
Studio bathroom.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 10h
I'm used to doing Tuesday now. But I agree it is worse than a Monday.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 10h
All my parents do is watch TV and go on cruises. Sounds glorious.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 12h
Not yet. But it is progressing.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 12h
God gives his toughest battles to his most tired soldier.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 12h
Where did we go wrong?
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 12h
I do two, but never on a Monday. The most godforsaken day.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 12h
Who came up with work? Like, the concept of work. Some right cunt I expect. Anyway unrelated, it's my in office day today. On a Monday.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 21h
Planet of Lana

Charming, if slight, puzzle platformer. Nothing too taxing on the brain and lovely to look at. Will play the sequel. ⭐⭐⭐ 1/2
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 22h
THANKSCUNTYES

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Boomers Giving Directions
YouTube video by Aunty Donna
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d
"One ball of wool will be enough."

Me, an idiot.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 1d
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible - among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower. After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access. Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said. Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said. A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said. "The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there." Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d
What's your favourite idea? Mine is being creative.
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Joe Griffin @thejoegriffin.bsky.social · 1d
Good talk! Lexi's led a fascinating life, and this was a candid, illuminating, and fun conversation.
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الكسندرا ميراي @lexialex.bsky.social · 2d
I had so much fun talking to @thejoegriffin.bsky.social on his film podcast youtu.be/Nj6su1OFvUk
FNI WrapChat: Lexi Alexander's Return with "Absolute Dominion" - A Deep Dive
YouTube video by Film Network Ireland
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Alex Kain @tdcpresents.bsky.social · 2d
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d
That was a piss easy 1% question.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 1d
Some Halloween costume prep.
A white polystyrene dome. The same dome, now painted red.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 2d
Might finally give in and do the Doctor Strange costume for Halloween.
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j🎃nathan @jonocard.bsky.social · 2d
Selfie. Just cause.
A man, wearing glasses and an orange hoodie, taking a mirror selfie.
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