jonathan
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They say the one without the seatbelt did the damage. Mostly movies, games and videos. Terrible opinions, rarely serious. He/him.
Funny how we all remember hating how the jungle chase bit looks like shit but every movie in 2025 looks like that now. boxd.it/bSACW9
A ★★★ review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Aggressively average but not the disaster it's made out to be. Everything up until the jungle chase is decent, and then it falls off a cliff.
boxd.it
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Funny how we all remember hating how the jungle chase bit looks like shit but every movie in 2025 looks like that now. boxd.it/bSACW9
Someone retiring in here, and instead of saying what I meant to which was "enjoy all the free time you have now" I said "enjoy all the time you have left" which sounds slightly more serial killer-y than I'd intended.
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Someone retiring in here, and instead of saying what I meant to which was "enjoy all the free time you have now" I said "enjoy all the time you have left" which sounds slightly more serial killer-y than I'd intended.
"We haven't been fed yet."
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"We haven't been fed yet."
I think my wife has PTSD from the Weekly Planet intro to a Caravan of Garbage video.
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I think my wife has PTSD from the Weekly Planet intro to a Caravan of Garbage video.
"Alexa, play 6 Music."
Playing Intimate Mix on Spotify.
"Six Music, Alexa. SIX."
Playing Intimate Mix on Spotify.
"Six Music, Alexa. SIX."
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Alexa, play 6 Music."
Playing Intimate Mix on Spotify.
"Six Music, Alexa. SIX."
Playing Intimate Mix on Spotify.
"Six Music, Alexa. SIX."
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Was in a Cineworld last night. There's only one in Northern Ireland and I've never been to it before. Are they all absolute sensory nightmares?
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Was in a Cineworld last night. There's only one in Northern Ireland and I've never been to it before. Are they all absolute sensory nightmares?
Ooh, Outlast Trials. I've seen clips and it looks fun*
*horrible and scary
*horrible and scary
The PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for December:
🏹 LEGO Horizon Adventures
🧟 Killing Floor 3
🥽 The Outlast Trials
🤖 Synduality Echo of Ada
🃏 Neon White
Full details: play.st/4pC6x3e
🏹 LEGO Horizon Adventures
🧟 Killing Floor 3
🥽 The Outlast Trials
🤖 Synduality Echo of Ada
🃏 Neon White
Full details: play.st/4pC6x3e
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Ooh, Outlast Trials. I've seen clips and it looks fun*
*horrible and scary
*horrible and scary
Hey, Heat's pretty good.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hey, Heat's pretty good.
Feeling old moment there when my nephew dropped off my son from school. I mean technically my nephew is 17 and old enough to drive but it feels wrong and I feel ancient watching him pull into the driveway with his R plates on.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Feeling old moment there when my nephew dropped off my son from school. I mean technically my nephew is 17 and old enough to drive but it feels wrong and I feel ancient watching him pull into the driveway with his R plates on.
Seeing Heat in the cinema tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Seeing Heat in the cinema tonight.
Look, if we're talking laziness what's wrong with good old copy and paste?
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Look, if we're talking laziness what's wrong with good old copy and paste?
I've not read It but I know about the...event referenced in this post. But "interdimensional cosmic nonce" has me roaring.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I've not read It but I know about the...event referenced in this post. But "interdimensional cosmic nonce" has me roaring.
Daughter is playing this and I must admit it scratches a weird itch I have about the layout of TV show houses.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Daughter is playing this and I must admit it scratches a weird itch I have about the layout of TV show houses.
Wonder how much Fortnite paid Quentin Tarantino?
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Wonder how much Fortnite paid Quentin Tarantino?
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
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We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
Ten months waiting on a phone consultation with the gastroenterologist, and the crux of the advice they gave was "drink more water and exercise more."
a man in a military uniform is talking to another man with the words oh yeah written on his face .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is talking to another man with the words oh yeah written on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Ten months waiting on a phone consultation with the gastroenterologist, and the crux of the advice they gave was "drink more water and exercise more."
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
And there it is. Love this game.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
And there it is. Love this game.
I think being a good father and husband is knowing what setting to put the toaster on for each member of your family.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I think being a good father and husband is knowing what setting to put the toaster on for each member of your family.