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My daughter likes Bad Bunny but we have to call him Conejo Malo because she doesn't like the idea of a bunny that is bad.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Something important to understand about ICE thugs in the Twin Cities is that they're harassing innocent kids and parents at bus stops and schools every single day. Even after the Pretti shooting. It's terrorism.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I know this one 100%. Years ago, I had bacterial meningitis. A friend of mine drove me to the hospital. Certainly would have died if she didn't. Doctors and nurses saved me.
A thought I had this morning: There is some point in your life when you have been closest to death. Maybe a car accident or near-accident, maybe a fall or near-fall, maybe accidental poison or asphyxiation.

What percentage of people do you think could correctly identify that point in their lives?
January 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Abolish ICE. Really.
Trump: "I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting ... "
January 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I sprained my ankle doing hip hop abs.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Lakers shot 4 more free throws tonight than they did in Game 6 of the 2002 conference finals.
October 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The boss mover when the guys get ready to move the piano in.
a man sitting at a desk with the words quiet all of you written on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting at a desk with the words quiet all of you written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
September 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I honestly thought this was a reference to Succession.
Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.
September 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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We’ve been informed by the Governor’s Department of Finance that it won’t agree before our legislative session ends (on Friday) to finalize a $750M bridge loan to Bay Area transit.

This loan was agreed to in our June budget. Without it, BART, Muni, et al will cut service.🧵
September 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Is Woj going to come out of retirement to break the news?
August 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Smoked one cig in college.
FDA is authorizing anybody with a risk factor from this list to receive the vaccines, as well as anybody 65+.
August 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We taught our toddler to call it poop, not poo. She has started calling her Aveeno "Sham-poop."
August 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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BREAKING:

LOS ANGELES (AP) - California Gov. Newsom calls for Nov. 4 special election on redistricting plan aimed at adding Democratic US House seats.
August 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.
August 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Media network condemns ‘assassination’ of its Gaza correspondents and photographers by Israeli forces.
Al Jazeera condemns killing of its journalists by Israeli forces in Gaza
Media network condemns ‘assassination’ of its Gaza correspondents and photographers by Israeli forces.
bit.ly
August 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Today we learned Andrew Cuomo is directly coordinating with Donald Trump, even as this President sends masked agents to rip our neighbors off the streets and guts the social services so many New Yorkers rely on.

It’s disqualifying and a betrayal of our city.
August 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I've gotten to the point where I really look forward to the Friday night WNBA game on Ion.
August 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
40, if you count driving through Indianapolis.
How many y’all have visited? I’m up to 14
July 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Fuck Kaiser. They are the worst in so many ways.
July 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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This is who Trump shipped to a Salvadoran dungeon:

An event planner
A coal miner
An Uber driver
Tortilla maker
Barber
DoorDashers
Soccer coaches
Furniture-maker
Car washers
Taxi drivers
HVAC techs
Auto parts worker
Tire plant worker

and 240 more...

projects.propublica.org/venezuelan-i...
The Men Trump Deported to a Salvadoran Prison
On March 15, President Donald Trump’s administration sent more than 230 Venezuelan immigrants to a maximum-security prison in El Salvador. Last week, the men were released as suddenly as they’d been t...
projects.propublica.org
July 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Hill reporters observing multiple members giving up and going home for the night. Lol.
July 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And here I was Sunday thinking the price would go up shortly and I should probably buy some.
US crude oil prices down 6% after this announcement.
1. BREAKING:

President Trump says that China can now buy oil from Iran.

Under both President Trump (in his first term) and President Biden, the United States imposed a range of sanctions and enforcement mechanisms designed to make it significantly harder for China to purchase Iranian oil.
June 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM