Jon Harrison
@jonlharrison.bsky.social
I was a teenage werewolf. I am now a werewolf with a bus pass.
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Mr. Wu’s A Window Cleaner Now.
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Mr. Wu’s A Window Cleaner Now.
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"What kind of creature bore you
Was it some kind of bat?
They can't find a good word for you
But I can
Twat!"
Happy 77th birthday to John Cooper Clarke , Born today 25th January 1949
#photooftheday #punkpoet
📸Antonio Olmos
Was it some kind of bat?
They can't find a good word for you
But I can
Twat!"
Happy 77th birthday to John Cooper Clarke , Born today 25th January 1949
#photooftheday #punkpoet
📸Antonio Olmos
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 AM
"What kind of creature bore you
Was it some kind of bat?
They can't find a good word for you
But I can
Twat!"
Happy 77th birthday to John Cooper Clarke , Born today 25th January 1949
#photooftheday #punkpoet
📸Antonio Olmos
Was it some kind of bat?
They can't find a good word for you
But I can
Twat!"
Happy 77th birthday to John Cooper Clarke , Born today 25th January 1949
#photooftheday #punkpoet
📸Antonio Olmos
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There is nothing whatsoever to be gained from arguing with strangers on the internet.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 AM
There is nothing whatsoever to be gained from arguing with strangers on the internet.
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Born 24 January 1957, actor, comedian, musician, writer & TV presenter Ade Edmondson. He was part of the alternative comedy boom in the early 1980s and had roles in the TV series The Young Ones (1982–1984) and Bottom (1991–1995) with Rik Mayall. He is married to Jennifer Saunders. #AdeEdmondson
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Born 24 January 1957, actor, comedian, musician, writer & TV presenter Ade Edmondson. He was part of the alternative comedy boom in the early 1980s and had roles in the TV series The Young Ones (1982–1984) and Bottom (1991–1995) with Rik Mayall. He is married to Jennifer Saunders. #AdeEdmondson
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Of a night we go drinking or to play with the latest craze - the Space Invaders.
January 24, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Of a night we go drinking or to play with the latest craze - the Space Invaders.
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Pretend that you are in The Traitors by acting really sad and shocked when the last member of your family comes down to breakfast
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Pretend that you are in The Traitors by acting really sad and shocked when the last member of your family comes down to breakfast
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"DINOSAURS ATTACK!" No.4: "THE PAST COMES ALIVE!"(Topps, 1988). #Kaiju #scifi #horror #horrorfam #Sizesky #horrorart
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
"DINOSAURS ATTACK!" No.4: "THE PAST COMES ALIVE!"(Topps, 1988). #Kaiju #scifi #horror #horrorfam #Sizesky #horrorart
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Japanese poster for Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Japanese poster for Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
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Paul and Mrs Weller must have had an unusually continental lifestyle for England in 1977 if it was midnight and he was only then bringing the food home. What time would they finish eating, 2am? Also, who brings a takeaway curry home on the tube? Pick one up after you get off.
January 21, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Paul and Mrs Weller must have had an unusually continental lifestyle for England in 1977 if it was midnight and he was only then bringing the food home. What time would they finish eating, 2am? Also, who brings a takeaway curry home on the tube? Pick one up after you get off.
1. Nothing
2. Nada
3. Nante
4. Sod all
5. Sweet Fanny Adams
6. Less than zero
7. Not a sausage
8. Bugger all
9. No, really, nothing
2. Nada
3. Nante
4. Sod all
5. Sweet Fanny Adams
6. Less than zero
7. Not a sausage
8. Bugger all
9. No, really, nothing
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
1. Nothing
2. Nada
3. Nante
4. Sod all
5. Sweet Fanny Adams
6. Less than zero
7. Not a sausage
8. Bugger all
9. No, really, nothing
2. Nada
3. Nante
4. Sod all
5. Sweet Fanny Adams
6. Less than zero
7. Not a sausage
8. Bugger all
9. No, really, nothing
On the occasion of his 92nd birthday, here’s a video I made of Tom Baker in 2019.
January 20, 2026 at 8:33 AM
On the occasion of his 92nd birthday, here’s a video I made of Tom Baker in 2019.
I’ve just had my second tooth extraction in as many years so I’m looking forward to a new career as a Moore Marriott lookalike.
January 19, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I’ve just had my second tooth extraction in as many years so I’m looking forward to a new career as a Moore Marriott lookalike.
I have been saying this for years. It drives me nuts when there are four people at the table but the restaurant brings a serving of three items.
Tapas and sharing plates should provide portions divisible by the number of diners. Three pieces when two are dining just causes arguments. Make it two or four.
January 19, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I have been saying this for years. It drives me nuts when there are four people at the table but the restaurant brings a serving of three items.
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It has now been over eight months since the Streatham Hill Theatre Change of Use application was first made but it is not on the agenda for the January Lambeth planning meeting. However, you can still email your objections - details on the process here: https://streathamhilltheatre.org/campaign
January 18, 2026 at 12:01 PM
It has now been over eight months since the Streatham Hill Theatre Change of Use application was first made but it is not on the agenda for the January Lambeth planning meeting. However, you can still email your objections - details on the process here: https://streathamhilltheatre.org/campaign
Mmmm… this film seems to have passed me by.
January 18, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Mmmm… this film seems to have passed me by.
I wanted these then. I still want them now.
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I wanted these then. I still want them now.
So I bought a set of trading cards.
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
So I bought a set of trading cards.
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All animals should wear a bow tie like they used to do in American cartoons.
January 17, 2026 at 8:55 PM
All animals should wear a bow tie like they used to do in American cartoons.