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these booths were made for hogging, and that's just what I'll do
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Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog Pasta (1998-1999): Canned pasta in a tomato/cheese sauce from Franco-American, shaped like weapons, a castle, and a dragon from the short-lived Fox Kids action-fantasy series from Saban, which was set in ancient Ireland
May 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I mean, it won't, obviously if he's replaced by the Gants Hill Hamburglar that's going to improve nothing, but this opinion smells a bit Sensible doesn't it?
If you think a seventh prime minister in ten years will magically solve the structural problems, deep malaise and febrile atmosphere caused by austerity, Brexit and social media, you're a fundamentally unserious person.
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Me when I go to one of those London festivals where every stage is sponsored but at least there's somebody good on
This is End of the Road but shit #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I've slept on the Tubs, this sounds like something I would have ordered if I'd been asked. It's all in there youtube.com/watch?v=IvJ0...
The Tubs "Chain Reaction" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Trouble In Mind Records
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reading so you don't have to: the "trigger" bit seems to be Chortle's addition, so Peter Kay isn't a numbskull who doesn't understand what a trigger warning is
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Thinking about the idea of somebody from the US coming over here and calling Nisa Express or the F&M Food and Wine type shop with a Lycamobile branded sign "the bodega"
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
"I went there on a scholarship"
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Do the three faces men pull in photos instead of just smiling (the open mouthed one, the straight mouthed one that says "guess I'm in a photo with this woman", the one that is expressionless and seems to mean nothing at all) have names? Feels like they should do
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I always knew it was my Factor Fexcectorn
Sharing this "scientific paper" with Bsky because misery loves company: www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
First weekend of Christmas basics who take over the city centre pubs while not understanding what pubs are and how to behave in them! Feels earlier than usual
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Being tempted by the Black Friday day/week/month thing of "you know that thing you didn't previously want or need? Well you can get it cheap while stocks last!" but holding firm, just about. Keep deleting shit from my basket. No, I do not need this box of 16 Biscoff flavour protein flapjacks
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Not sure it was the best idea for Tottenham to approach the first half of this game in the manner of a non league team away to a Premier League one in the FA Cup. Also they're not even doing it properly? Bound to be better second half surely
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don't always do cricket but I can get behind the Ashes because I do love a tradition based on a pointless grudge. This test almost feels like two T20s stuck together, very bash-bash-bash, like it
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Seems like a cruel choice here. Pixies will win it, I might give them my vote, but Doolittle is patchier
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Do you lose track of what's big and what isn't? I mean with music, not "this skyscraper could be any height?" I had thought Geese were a briefly hyped indie band who were about to put out their awkward third album and whose singer had done a standard "singer out of band goes solo" album. But no
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Tried this with the chicken fajita one earlier. Didn't really work
I've got a tip here, although I have to stress that it is extremely fine advice that only the most advanced people are going to be ready for: put scrapes of Patum Peperium in your chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle before you add the water
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
For a few seconds I figured this was a young bloke who went by the name of Trombonist Toby. A billion streams, big on TikTok or whatever
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I've had this idea for a while that having wired earphones makes my phone less attractive to thieves because they instantly (and often correctly) assume it's old junk, so this checks out
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Always imagine these conversations going like:

"Hello?"
"Hi, it's Graham Linehan"
"Oh! Long time no speak pal, how are you?"
"..."
"..."
"I knew it! You're a groomer! You hate women!"
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Funny with World Cup qualifying in football. On one hand you can say that the expanded competition makes for more competitive qualifying and more chances for countries to go. On the other you can say that it being easier also makes it less of an achievement to do it
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I've got a tip here, although I have to stress that it is extremely fine advice that only the most advanced people are going to be ready for: put scrapes of Patum Peperium in your chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle before you add the water
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I knew a guy who went to work on immigration policy at the Home Office, and all you need to know about him is that he once blatantly pretended to be a tenant in a conversation where we were talking about our landlords
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Came up with British Christ as a name for a pub yesterday and now I know I've got to open it. I'm thinking a micropub with a Pot Noodle menu
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Jesus, pretty much anybody could tell the government that introducing something people will call a "milkshake tax" is a terrible idea, right? Remember when George Osborne had his "pasty tax" and became a laughing stock, but he had credit in the bank, which Rachel Reeves definitely doesn't
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM