Jon
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these booths were made for hogging, and that's just what I'll do
I always knew it was my Factor Fexcectorn
Sharing this "scientific paper" with Bsky because misery loves company: www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I always knew it was my Factor Fexcectorn
First weekend of Christmas basics who take over the city centre pubs while not understanding what pubs are and how to behave in them! Feels earlier than usual
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
First weekend of Christmas basics who take over the city centre pubs while not understanding what pubs are and how to behave in them! Feels earlier than usual
Being tempted by the Black Friday day/week/month thing of "you know that thing you didn't previously want or need? Well you can get it cheap while stocks last!" but holding firm, just about. Keep deleting shit from my basket. No, I do not need this box of 16 Biscoff flavour protein flapjacks
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Being tempted by the Black Friday day/week/month thing of "you know that thing you didn't previously want or need? Well you can get it cheap while stocks last!" but holding firm, just about. Keep deleting shit from my basket. No, I do not need this box of 16 Biscoff flavour protein flapjacks
Not sure it was the best idea for Tottenham to approach the first half of this game in the manner of a non league team away to a Premier League one in the FA Cup. Also they're not even doing it properly? Bound to be better second half surely
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not sure it was the best idea for Tottenham to approach the first half of this game in the manner of a non league team away to a Premier League one in the FA Cup. Also they're not even doing it properly? Bound to be better second half surely
I don't always do cricket but I can get behind the Ashes because I do love a tradition based on a pointless grudge. This test almost feels like two T20s stuck together, very bash-bash-bash, like it
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I don't always do cricket but I can get behind the Ashes because I do love a tradition based on a pointless grudge. This test almost feels like two T20s stuck together, very bash-bash-bash, like it
Seems like a cruel choice here. Pixies will win it, I might give them my vote, but Doolittle is patchier
The Best Album of 1989 Round 6 (Semifinal) Match #125
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#4 The Cure, DISINTEGRATION
forms.gle/nwLTFGfcWji5...
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#4 The Cure, DISINTEGRATION
forms.gle/nwLTFGfcWji5...
The Best Album of 1989 Round 6 (Semi-Final) Match #125: Pixies vs. The Cure
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Friday, November 21st, 9am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will move onto the finals to determine the Best Album of 1989. If you haven’t hear...
forms.gle
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Seems like a cruel choice here. Pixies will win it, I might give them my vote, but Doolittle is patchier
Do you lose track of what's big and what isn't? I mean with music, not "this skyscraper could be any height?" I had thought Geese were a briefly hyped indie band who were about to put out their awkward third album and whose singer had done a standard "singer out of band goes solo" album. But no
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Do you lose track of what's big and what isn't? I mean with music, not "this skyscraper could be any height?" I had thought Geese were a briefly hyped indie band who were about to put out their awkward third album and whose singer had done a standard "singer out of band goes solo" album. But no
Tried this with the chicken fajita one earlier. Didn't really work
I've got a tip here, although I have to stress that it is extremely fine advice that only the most advanced people are going to be ready for: put scrapes of Patum Peperium in your chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle before you add the water
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tried this with the chicken fajita one earlier. Didn't really work
For a few seconds I figured this was a young bloke who went by the name of Trombonist Toby. A billion streams, big on TikTok or whatever
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
For a few seconds I figured this was a young bloke who went by the name of Trombonist Toby. A billion streams, big on TikTok or whatever
I've had this idea for a while that having wired earphones makes my phone less attractive to thieves because they instantly (and often correctly) assume it's old junk, so this checks out
The brutal reality of life as an Android owner in London: First you’re shocked as you’re mugged. Then you’re humiliated as the thief returns the device. www.londoncentric.media/p/london-pho...
"Don't want no Samsung"
Plus: Scroll down to see what might be the strangest new artwork in the capital and read more on our investigations into the capital's landlords.
www.londoncentric.media
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I've had this idea for a while that having wired earphones makes my phone less attractive to thieves because they instantly (and often correctly) assume it's old junk, so this checks out
Always imagine these conversations going like:
"Hello?"
"Hi, it's Graham Linehan"
"Oh! Long time no speak pal, how are you?"
"..."
"..."
"I knew it! You're a groomer! You hate women!"
"Hello?"
"Hi, it's Graham Linehan"
"Oh! Long time no speak pal, how are you?"
"..."
"..."
"I knew it! You're a groomer! You hate women!"
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O’Hanlon over trans views
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O'Hanlon over trans views
Anti-trans activist Graham Linehan has claimed Father Ted actor Ardal O'Hanlon 'disagrees' with his views on trans rights.
www.thepinknews.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Always imagine these conversations going like:
"Hello?"
"Hi, it's Graham Linehan"
"Oh! Long time no speak pal, how are you?"
"..."
"..."
"I knew it! You're a groomer! You hate women!"
"Hello?"
"Hi, it's Graham Linehan"
"Oh! Long time no speak pal, how are you?"
"..."
"..."
"I knew it! You're a groomer! You hate women!"
Funny with World Cup qualifying in football. On one hand you can say that the expanded competition makes for more competitive qualifying and more chances for countries to go. On the other you can say that it being easier also makes it less of an achievement to do it
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Funny with World Cup qualifying in football. On one hand you can say that the expanded competition makes for more competitive qualifying and more chances for countries to go. On the other you can say that it being easier also makes it less of an achievement to do it
I've got a tip here, although I have to stress that it is extremely fine advice that only the most advanced people are going to be ready for: put scrapes of Patum Peperium in your chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle before you add the water
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I've got a tip here, although I have to stress that it is extremely fine advice that only the most advanced people are going to be ready for: put scrapes of Patum Peperium in your chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle before you add the water
I knew a guy who went to work on immigration policy at the Home Office, and all you need to know about him is that he once blatantly pretended to be a tenant in a conversation where we were talking about our landlords
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I knew a guy who went to work on immigration policy at the Home Office, and all you need to know about him is that he once blatantly pretended to be a tenant in a conversation where we were talking about our landlords
Came up with British Christ as a name for a pub yesterday and now I know I've got to open it. I'm thinking a micropub with a Pot Noodle menu
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Came up with British Christ as a name for a pub yesterday and now I know I've got to open it. I'm thinking a micropub with a Pot Noodle menu
Jesus, pretty much anybody could tell the government that introducing something people will call a "milkshake tax" is a terrible idea, right? Remember when George Osborne had his "pasty tax" and became a laughing stock, but he had credit in the bank, which Rachel Reeves definitely doesn't
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Jesus, pretty much anybody could tell the government that introducing something people will call a "milkshake tax" is a terrible idea, right? Remember when George Osborne had his "pasty tax" and became a laughing stock, but he had credit in the bank, which Rachel Reeves definitely doesn't
Recalling the time I bought a bottle of Hoegaarden for myself back when it was new over here and then I had a decade of Hoegaarden themed presents from my family. I had to say something after I was gifted a bottle of Hoegaarden rosé. Probably still in the cupboard at my parents' place
It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Recalling the time I bought a bottle of Hoegaarden for myself back when it was new over here and then I had a decade of Hoegaarden themed presents from my family. I had to say something after I was gifted a bottle of Hoegaarden rosé. Probably still in the cupboard at my parents' place
It's a bit "it's too hard to be as successful as we want to be as a fan owned club so we're just not gonna be one" www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
AFC Wimbledon: Club looking for new investors to compete in EFL
AFC Wimbledon say their current structure is not sustainable for the EFL and they are in talks with investors to sell a minority stake.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's a bit "it's too hard to be as successful as we want to be as a fan owned club so we're just not gonna be one" www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Worse than "quelle est la date de ton anniversaire?" I dunno
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Worse than "quelle est la date de ton anniversaire?" I dunno
Reading about Trump blasting the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack and trying to figure out which record Keir Starmer would have blaring out of the windows? My feeling is either Moseley Shoals or Gold Mother
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Reading about Trump blasting the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack and trying to figure out which record Keir Starmer would have blaring out of the windows? My feeling is either Moseley Shoals or Gold Mother
Checked so you don't have to - surprisingly Eamonn Holmes is not mentioned in the Epstein emails
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Checked so you don't have to - surprisingly Eamonn Holmes is not mentioned in the Epstein emails
Day seriously damaged by failing to get tickets to see Masayoshi Takanaka twice. Hard to come back from that really
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Day seriously damaged by failing to get tickets to see Masayoshi Takanaka twice. Hard to come back from that really
That old mate who went funny and got into conspiracy shit, "there is a network of paedophiles at the very top of society and a whole other network protecting them! Also 5G is scanning your minds and sending all the information to ghosts," they'd be a nightmare to be around right now
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
That old mate who went funny and got into conspiracy shit, "there is a network of paedophiles at the very top of society and a whole other network protecting them! Also 5G is scanning your minds and sending all the information to ghosts," they'd be a nightmare to be around right now
I've never been able to change my perception of Wes Streeting from "pudgy weirdo who keeps tweeting about McDonald's and still lives with his mum", even though all that was ages ago. It's so mad to me that there are people out there who take him seriously
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I've never been able to change my perception of Wes Streeting from "pudgy weirdo who keeps tweeting about McDonald's and still lives with his mum", even though all that was ages ago. It's so mad to me that there are people out there who take him seriously
This "performative reading" thing - aren't we just talking about people who use books as props, like little fashion accessories, instead of genuinely reading them and enjoying doing it? I think that's what it's getting at
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
This "performative reading" thing - aren't we just talking about people who use books as props, like little fashion accessories, instead of genuinely reading them and enjoying doing it? I think that's what it's getting at