I read a review when it came out that said the "SHAPES!" bits sounded like Zig or Zag, and I've never been able to shift that idea when I hear it

"Why wait until everyone else has had their fun with the olives?"

Actually there's a fourth, the one that's meant to look a bit tough and stern but doesn't

You usually raise your eyebrows a bit when you do the second. Enhances the effect

Everybody has to go for a piss together. You'd think they were doing something else in there but they aren't, they just can't bring themselves to piss alone

Man in Die Hard Christmas jumper with the pint of Guinness he ordered because he feels he's supposed to like it, stood there holding it like he's afraid of it

They've fucked it this year. In fact they've all gone downhill. I like the M&S Christmas club though

Similar feelings, he looks so happy doesn't he? "Eat these potatoes! They're delicious! Not me though haha"

You know we're all skint and your way of avoiding being skint yourself is to help some big business squeeze even more money out of us? You're Mr Peanut at the peanut factory

You know how Mr Peanut is a bastard because he's basically standing there all dressed up going "come and buy all these other peanuts"? Honestly think that people who get paid to help extract money out of other people by way of advertising etc. are no better than Mr Peanut

The mince looks like it's sort of bobbing about under there

I have fragments of songs. Little bits of vocal harmony or guitar figures. They don't give me a lot to go on but yeah, there's so much musical clutter in my head, it's impossible

How about we get to the end of the season and then deduct a number of points from any club that has a new and cringe club song? One you've had for ages, that's fine. Might knock off a point or two if you've suddenly introduced a DER DER DER DER bit that never used to be there

Richarlison goal a bit like the Kenny McLean one the other day - looks great but what was the keeper doing stood out there inviting it?

"Bound to be better second half surely" isn't the worst football opinion I've ever had, there have been some stinkers, but it's close

In the 90s and 00s it really got my goat when something released in November got hyped up as a "Christmas number one contender". Nah, far too early, don't be silly. Obviously these days pretty much anything is a Christmas number one contender in theory

Funny going down this road of thinking about 1989 albums in a week where Mani's died and De La Soul have released something (it's pretty good imo)